Paranoid Donkey, formerly known as PyroDuck. But seriously, my real name is Jesus Christ. Or God if you prefer. Feel free to donate money to my worthy cause. The 'adopt a rich kid' campaign sponsors rich kids all across the globe to dominate the world. Mainly me. With a mere 20 dollars an hour you can put me through college, life, and my Coca-Cola addiction. Aren't convinced? Well, when the new world order comes about, you can look into the mirror and think, gee, wish I'd give Paranoid Donkey a sponsorship, then I wouldn't be dead! So... enjoy the stories.