Couples I love :)

Marluxia x Larxene (They were meant to be)

Axel x Tifa

Roxas x Naminé (Much better than the Sora x Kairi couple)

Zexion x Paine

Zack x Aerith

Pence x Olette

OT3:

AkuNamiRoku (Axel x Naminé x Roxas)

All get along well, all three are cool characters, and this trio didn't really get attention in the game; not even Roxas and Axel got enough camera time together unlike Riku and Sora. Axel doesn't hate/dislike Naminé because if that were true then Riku wouldn't of put her in his care and she for damn sure wouldn't of went by his side. So the whole "Axel was willing to kill her to get to Marluxia in COM" is crap since he allowed her to escape.

Couples I hate -.-

Sora x Riku - Forget about Kairi why don't you.

Sora x Roxas - Self love.

Sora x Axel - Pedophilia AND homosexual

Axel x Roxas - Two friends being the same sex can't care for one another without being labeled/viewed/accused of having homosexual feelings.

Axel x Larxene - Ugly couple and it would never happen since Axel never liked her to begin with.

Zexion x Demyx - Interesting how they're so in love and don't really interact in the game. I guess because they're '69' is why they're 'canon.'

Zexion x Axel - Sure, hook up with the person who set your death up.

Zexion x Lexaeus - Because you and your associate get along well, that must make you gay.

Cloud x Leon - You must be bored.

Marluxia x Axel - You must be REALLY bored.

Xemnas x Saïx - Hahaha and then you woke up.

Tifa x Cloud - Boring and burned out couple.

Aerith x Cloud - I love you because you remind me of Zack.

Riku x Naminé - Since I can't get Kairi, I can always go after her Nobody.

Naminé x Kairi - Self love

Naminé x Larxene - Riiiigghhht

Demyx x Axel - Impossible

Xaldin x Xigbar - You must be desparate to write about two men stabbing each other in the ass.

Hayner x Olette - Pssh whatever.

Threesome I hate the most:

Sora x Kairi x Riku

This trio gets enough attention in the game, everyone writes about them, and these three just bore me. I appreciate three-way couples that don't stand out much (One reason why I prefer Pence x Olette over the burned out Hayner x Olette couple).

I'm tired of every guy in the KH category getting slashed and I'm tired of lesbian couples coming about just to appear 'creative.' A lot of you yaoi fan girls are just plain sick, rude, delusional, and immature.

KH is a E rated game and is associated with Disney. By you corrupting something that is meant to be innocent and fun, you are not only making us girls look bad but you are a bad influence to the young crowd. Good thing I am not the creator of KH because the yaoi fan girls WOULD hate me.

Why in the hell would you run around claiming AkuRoku or Riku x Sora is canon? Did you not beat the game or something because last time I checked, Sora has deep feelings for Kairi; with Roxas and Naminé being a part of them, that also makes them canon. A lot of you (not all) bashes the females that threatens your dream couple in any way. Why is that? How is Kairi the biggest bitch of Destiny Island? How is Naminé an annoying little bitch? How come Larxene isn't on your bashing list? Is it because she slapped Naminé so that automatically gets her cool points? The bitch of the KH series is Larxene so stop spitting on Kairi and her Nobody (I do like Larxene but I know her character and I don't hold back the truth). Sure Kairi and her Nobody aren't real people but you bashing them just to make your yaoi couple shine is pretty low and you know it.

AkuRoku is clearly a big brother to little brother relationship. If you want to label it 'canon' just because Axel admitted he liked Roxas then you might as well count A LOT of men in this world gay for caring for their friend. AkuRoku is a pedophilia couple (or you can call it statutory rape) on top of being gay and I believe you crazy fans need to go to jail and watch REAL gay porn for 5 years; yaoi is very unrealistic when compared to homosexuality in the real world. Now a lot of you argue that Axel's age was never stated... that is true but he has been called a "man" TOO many times in the game. So Roxas was called a man in the journal when he came after Sora in TWTNW... that is because Sora didn't know who the hell was attacking him; all he knew was somebody in a Organization coat picking a fight with him and Sora was confused about the entire thing in the end. So Nobodies don't age and AkuRoku is not wrong... how come a couple like Xigbar x Naminé for instance is gross and wrong? I thought things didn't matter when you're a nobody. Whatever age you were before becoming a Nobody is the appearance you will have as a Nobody. Xaldin, Marluxia, Luxord, and a lot of other guys' age was never stated in the game but a lot of fans have no problem acknowledging them as adults so how is Axel any different?

All I am really saying is I support NO yaoi or shoujo ai couples in the KH category because it's out of character, falls under the Canon Sue bracket, it's overused, and a lot of you are rude. You want people to respect your taste but you flame my friends and that angers me.

Funny but true if this did happen between AkuRoku:

An artist speaks the truth about Kairi bashers:

The truth:

Funny but true:

Before anyone calls me a homophobe just because I disagree with your sick fantasies... go ask yourself are you heterophobic since Kairi and Naminé are bitches to you who deserves to die.