My fav Anime shows: Naruto, Bleach, Samuri X, Cardcaptor Sakura, Blue Exorcist(sp?), Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho

My fav Manga: Chibi Vampire (Karin)

My fav couples:

Naruto: ItaSaku, NaruSaku, TemaShicka, SasuHina, NaruHina, KibaHina, GaaSaku, SasuNaru, NejiSaku, KibaSaku, DeiSaku, AkatsukiSakura

Bleach: IchiRuki, IchiOri, UryOri

Fruits Basket: KyoTohru, YukiTohru

Inuyasha: InuKago, SangoMiroku

My unfav couple: SasuSaku (I like it only when I'm bored or I have an idea for it)

I hate: when everything is really bright, happy endings (sometimes), when someone is TOO happy

I love: puppys, forrbidden love, romance, comedy, pokemon

Stereotypes suck! They are so dumb! (some are true though) Not all of these are true about me but are examples, some are really mean!The onees in Bold apply to me

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Hahah I AM emo)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

Ignore space! My computer is being stupid!

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life (HA! Lies.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, xxxNicolexJxHxxx, Narugirl101

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

~FanFiction Survey!~

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

4

Which one has the most reviews?

Angel of Darkness

Least?

Forgotton Memories T_T

Which fanfiction has the most words?

Angel of Darkness

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

Angel of Darkness

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

Anime/Manga: Naruto

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

Both

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

Wats a C2 ?

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Yes!! :)

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Think so...

What genre do you most frequently write in?

Romance

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Sometimes...when I'm in the mood

Do you update frequently?

I used to...I have writers block (curse you writers block! TT_TT)

Do you frequently use original characters?

Sometimes

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Never

If you love nejisaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Neji: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Neji: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Neji: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Neji: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Neji: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Neji: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Neji: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Neji runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THIS WILL HAPPEN!!

Don't you think so?

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

Reasons why Sasuke NEEDS to go to THERAPY

1.) He saw his whole entire family get killed. I mean, for god’s sake! People who see other people get murdered need to go to therapy or they’ll go crazy!! (Maybe that's why he so freakin' obsessed with revenge!)

2.) Itachi, his own brother, was the one who killed his family. This ties back with the first reason! People who see their brother kill their family need to go to therapy or they’ll never trust anyone ever again! (Maybe that’s why he left Team 7 and isn’t going back.)

3.) Reason number three is his horrible obsession with revenge! I mean, can it get any worse!? Everyone wants revenge some time in their lives, whether it’s revenge against your brother for breaking your toy or revenge against a murderer who killed your lover! He needs to stop his revenge and go back to Konoha!

4.) He freakin’ killed his older brother! This reason explains itself.

5.) He says he doesn’t want to be like his brother, but have you noticed he looks like Itachi, he’s as strong as Itachi, and he’s in Akatsuki like Itachi? It just doesn’t make sense!

6.) He left Konoha for a freakin’ pedophile! I mean, seriously! If I had a choice, I would’ve gone with Tobi, the freakin’ Akatsuki member with that stupid split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next! Plus, with the snake pedophile, he lived in dark, underground places!!

Can it get any worse!? Oh yes, yes, it can.

7.) He trusts the freakin’ Akatsuki member with a split personality who’s serious one moment and then stupid the next who claims to be the supposed-to-be-dead Uchiha Madara! I mean, come on! Would you believe the guy with the split personality or two people who care about you the most in the whole world!? Even a two-year-old would choose the second choice!

8.) He says he’s cut off all his ties to Konoha, but have you noticed that his team (Team Hebi) is kind of like his old team? (Suigetsu=Naruto, Karin=Sakura, and Juugo=Kakashi) What does that tell you!?

9.) His hair! It’s shaped like a chicken’s ass!! Now, I don’t know if Kishimoto should go to therapy for this, but Sasuke definitely needs to change his hair style!

10.) He acts like he’s gay! He even has a nickname in fanfiction “Sas-GAY”. For god’s sake, if he just showed some preference in girls like talk to them (but not Karin, s/he doesn’t count) then he wouldn’t really be labeled gay! It’s as simple as that! I bet he’d kill Sakura on the spot when she goes to talk to him in the new manga chapters just because she used to be one of his fangirls! Plus, he kissed Naruto! (And in my opinion, Sakura should have gotten a picture of that and sold it on Ebay or posted it on MySpace.)

For the love of everyone who’s decent, this guy needs to go therapy!! Post this on your profile if you agree!! And hurry!! (Sasuke needs help!!)

Why are there no phones in Naruto!?

In Naruto, there are TVs but no phones.

In Naruto, there are huge screens thingys but no phones.

In Naruto, there are trains but no phones.

In Naruto, there are clocks but no phones.

In Naruto, there are movie theaters but no phones.

In Naruto, there are experiments on human beings but no phones.

In Naruto, there are walkie-talkie thingys that you can put in your ear but no phones!

I think Kishimoto just has a problem with phones.

Paste this into your profile if you agree!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

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List twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in no order at all.

1. Temari

2. Naruto

3. Itachi

4. Kisame

5. Kakashi

6. Sasuke

7. Konan

8. Tobi

9. Pein

10. Kiba

11. Naruto's dad!! (The fourth hokage)

12. Pervy Sage! (Jiraiya!)

Answer the questions below using the characters you listed

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

NO!! Jiraiya/Sasuke makes no sense!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm...matters how much you like blue skin...

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would just be wrong

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NaruSasu?! Really?! I love that couple! Well...now.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Lets see... Kakashi/Pein or Kakashi/kiba? Let's see...NEITHER!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

so Konan sees Naruto and Jiraiya kissing? THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN FIRSTLY!!! And...I think she would look startled and seperate them with paper...

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Itachi has a run in with Kiba and...things happen?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

TemaTobi? Don't think there is one...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Konan/Jiraiya? I'm guessing... Paper and Frog?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

No...sadly

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Woof? I don't know... (Kiba)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Honestly, no idea...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: WIERDEST STORY UP AHEAD!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Let's see... "Naruto...would you like to help me with something at my house alone? I heard that your a fox at this stuff..." (NaruKiba!)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I don't know...

20) How emo is Seven?

Hmm...I guess it depends... Konan doesn't talk much and has a pierceing on her lip. Is that what you mean?

1.Do you like music?

Hell yeah.

2.Are you an Sakura hater?

Yes...

3.Gai or Lee?

Lee. I think he's sorta funny

4.SakuraxItachi or SakuraxSaskue?

Neither! I hate them both!

5.Do you like Karin?

No

6.InoxKiba or InoxGaara?

Hmmm...I've never heard or read InoGaa...and I've always liked HinaKiba than InoKiba...but...I guess InoKiba

7.Do you think Hinata is cute in long hair?

Not really.

8.Who are nicest Gaara or Saskue?

Gaara-kun

9.Do you like to read fan fiction about Naruto and Saskue?

Yes!! I'm sorta a supermega fangirl when it comes to it...

10.Who are the cutest Naruto or Gaara?

Hard to decide.

11.Do you think that Gai is hot?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

12.Who are your favorite male character in Naruto?

Either Naruto or Garaa...

13.Have you read SakuraxLee fiction?

No...never did...maybe I will when I'm bored

14.Who are scariest Itachi or Pein?

Depends on their mood at the time. I don't want to get 'Sharingan'd' when Itachi gets pissed, and I don't want to get stabbed when Pein gets pissed.

15.What do you hate?

Haters.

16.What do you like?

Anime, music, writing Fanfictions, writing other things...stuff...

17.Are you doing a new story?

I'm thinking of another SasuHina story. It's going to be called Bittersweet Love

Here's a preveiw:

"Why are you sulking?"

"Naruto...cheated on me."

"Tough...I could help you."

"How? How could you repair my broken heart?"

"Well...I could start by being your friend."

18.Have you eat today?

Yes.

19.Gai or Azuma?

Azuma. He's cool and I almost cried when he died

20.Temari and shikamaru sitting in a tree kissing?

Awesomeness!!!

21.Do you hate Ino?

A little...

22.Ino or Tenten?

TenTen! I love anything to do with weapons so it's just natural

23.Do you like to write?

Yes. It's nice to think up of something new

24.Do you hate Saskue?

First of, I used to be a SakuSasu fan and thought every other couple was stupid. But then Sasuke left Sakura and I found GaaSaku first...everything went downhill from there.

So do I hate Sasuke? Yes. Yes I do.

25.Do you think that someone hate your stories?

I know that there must be ONE hata of my story out there.

Itachi Emotes

Surprised= O/.\O

Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= /.\

Bored= -/.\-

Different eyes= o/.\O

Sweatdrop= O/.\O;

Nervous-happy= ^/.\^;

Happy, excited= ^/.\^

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.

Deidara Emotes

Surprised= O.\/

Squee, Squeal eyes= .\/

Bored= -.\/

Sweatdrop= O.\/;

Nervous-happy= ^.\/;

Happy, excited= ^.\/

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Deidara rule Akatsuki, un.

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10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura:

1.) She's beautiful

2.) She's Strong

3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!!

4.) She reflects on herself.

5.) She knows when a friendship is over.

6.) She broke out of her shell

7.) She was never useless

8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves.

9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!!

10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior.

Post In Your Profile If Your A Sakura Fan To The Death (Hell yeah!)

IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karinis so useless, Sakura beat her up in a second!

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, xXCherry-BlossoM-FaNXx...,dark.hwak95, Midori Blossom, Icy-Cherrie-Chick, ChinaDollMaiden, Crystal Angel of Darnkess, Narugirl101

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Sakura Middonaituburu Kyoukan, ChinaDollMaiden, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Narugirl101

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, SilverWolfStar, ChinaDollMaiden, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Narugirl101

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Akatsuki, Naruto,Sakura, Hinata, TenTen...others

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? READ THE TOP!!!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Hell YES!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No...where DO you get cosplay costumes?!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Don't have any... TT_TT

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? ...SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite? I guess...SasuNaru

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Sorta

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Not a theory its true.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi or Konan

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke!!! He is a psyco maniac who always cares about REVENGE!!! I mean, it's OVER!! GO BACK TO THE VILLAGE AND DON'T DISTROY IT!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No...I'm up to episode...193

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Only sometimes

17. Sub or dub? Sub. I don't like it when the caracters sound like someone else

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Let's see...Anti-Sakura in 'Naruto' because she was a bitch to Naruto and a weak fangirl, I mean at least Ino had a family bloodline to make her strong! And Pro-Sakura in 'Shippunden' because she was stronger and was nicer to Naruto.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? I'm not an idiot

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither. He's to weird for either of those

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? I don't know...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sai, can you imagine him being happy and sunny???

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? what kind of dumbass question is that? duh.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yep! But I have a stupid writers block! CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK!!

27. Do you like lemons? sometimes

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Hell no! Everytime my sister and I talk about them they give us these What-the-freak-are-you-talking-about look

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No...I might

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell yeah!! They're super funny!!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep! My sis!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope...I can't draw for my life!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No...read the last question!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Fucking NO.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? N.O

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No...TT_TT

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? What the...FIRST of all he wasn't sexy in the first place. SECOND fuck no he looks like a danm she male lip sick and all!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep!! Miki Uchiha! Sasuke's twin sis!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hell yeah!!

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!
When god gives you lemons, get a new god.
When life gives you lemons, go around your neighborhood yelling that life is giving out free food

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR NO REASON=AUTOMATIC BADASS! Plus, I just look snazzy in black

92 of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fetch decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this intoyourprofile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Gurl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)

90 precent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10 precent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this

chainsaw beats scizzors, paper, AND rock!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

You say BABY PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say HANNAH MONTANA

I say THREE DAYS GRACE

You say ZAC EFRON

I say NARUTO

You say RAP

I say ROCK

You say I'm WEIRD

I say YES I AM

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."