WAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...

THEY TRIED TO STOP ME JOINING. BUT MAAAAHHH. HERE. I. AM. SO YOUD BETTER GET USED TO ME!

ok seriously. sane.

My name isBryony, but my friends call me Bry. Do not be mistaken, you are not my friends... do not call me that. In case you haven't already realised, I'm slightly nutty. I'm officially"that weird girl", but unfortunately some other git already had that user name, so I introduced theapples.

Ok, onto the stories: AlthoughI have only recently joined fanfic, I have been reading and writing storiesfor over a year now. I have decided at this point to only put two up on line asmost of the rest have beenviciously mauled by the sixth book (I'm sorry, but whowas I to know that Dumblydore would die and Hermione would let her standards slip so far!). As you may notice, in both my stories it is the Weasleys who die. I'm sorry. It's just coincidence. I don't hate Ginny and Ron. In fact, I happen to quite like Ginny. But I LOVE angst. Oh, precious angst.So you may find, in many of my stories lot's of people are dead, or lovers dying tragically at the end of the story (or the beginning for that matter). So, sorry about that. I know I have a sick, sick mind.

Well, if you have continued reading, you are either completely insane or are seized bythe kind of fascinated horror that makes you watch a car crash. Don't worry its natural- monkeys do it too.

Do you seriously watch cars crashes! And people think I'm sick!

By the way, if you're STILL reading, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone to read "don't want to name it 'til it's finished" by georgiebunk29. Swear, it's the best fanfic I've ever read. And I'm not biased coz she's my sister. (Note from georgiebunk29: she's ADOPTED!) Sorry we have to share a computer you know. Absolutely shocking!

From reading the profiles of other people I have found it sensible to give little snatches of upcoming chapters, I find it keeps the reader interested. However, I don't believe in cliffhangers- they annoy me. I also hate any fanfics where Ron is happy and Hagrid is alive. It's like murdering small animals... you just shouldn't do it.

Well, until I get some crazy urge to update this, apples bro!