Hey, wasup all? I'm REALLY new here, so my stories may not be all that great. Oh well. Sorry if I dissapoint you! Well then, my profile:

Name: Why should I tell you? You can call me Twisted Fool though!
Age: Why should I tell you?

MICHELLE!!!! STOP EDITING THIS!!!! IF I WANNA USE U's, instead of YOUS, THEN I WILL! SO STOP IT!

Nope, absolutely not! I am going to edit this whether you want me to or not...get used to it!

Race: Hey! Where's this going?
Fav. stuff:
LOTR, japanese anime esp. DBZ and Yu-gi-oh! Redwall series and the books by R.A. Salvatore rule too. My fuzzy green pencil ^_^! Torture, fluff, angst, slashes are ok, etc. SEE? im a strange person!
Fav. Characters:
LOTR: Legolas, Aragorn, Glorfindel, Elrohir and Elladan, Thranduil, the Nazgul
DBZ: Kakarrot, vegetable-head I mean vegeta, Goten
Yu-gi-oh!: Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Malik/Marik, Shadi
least fav.characters/pairings:
LOTR: Glorfindel/anyone. It's just wierd. and though I like almost all of the people, I must say Eowyn isnt my most favorite...
DBZ: Krillin can really get on my nerves sometimes...as can Chi-chi
Yu-gi-oh!: Tea/anyone. Tea. I LOATHE THAT PIECE OF F_ so yeah! Bakura/Yami. Ryou/Yugi. Oh RA! Those are annoying! (Michelle: Well, you certainly use *WONDERFUL* language!)
Is there anything else to say? Oh! LEGOLAS IS OLDER THAN ELLADAN AND ELROHIR BY A HUNDRED YEARS OR SO and ELVES HAS A CAPITAL E!!!!!! *grins* yup!

Echir: *raises eyebrow* right then...

Oh yeah! that's Echir, one of my muses, and then there are Terrance, Ciryn, IT, and Chibi, and Jarlaxle. Echir's a Silvan Elf, Jarlaxle's a drow, Terrance and Ciryn are twins, I dunno what race, they keep sorta quiet, but they are the ones who keep me sane. IT is the thing-that-lived-under-my-bed-and-threatened-to-eat-me when i was little, and Chibi's a chibi. Very cute little thing.
Ok, that done, I think I'm done. Wait! READ Isengard's Captives by Lissyelen aka Lady V and CASSIA AND SIOBHAN's Mellon chronicles, they rock!!!!! Theyre on Cassia's page. and I'm coauthoring and editing people right now that happen to be complete enemies, in a way...Lady Pheonix Star and Water's Angel.(Water's Angel: Hey hey hey! WHAT WAS THAT?! AT LEAST I'M BETTER THAN SOME PEOPLE! NOW SHUT UP! As you can see, we get along quite welll...) *rolls eyes* Those two... (No, you mean her, not me...after all, I'm just so PERFECT!)
That's all I can think of...