Written using 'Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons' on Tumblr. It's literally what it says on the tin. Rating will vary by chapter. . Now resurrected

AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

A revamp of a story that was too awful for me to bear. Ulquiorra Cifer moves into an old, familiar house to start a new life.

England didn't expect much from the world meeting, especially not for someone who looked exactly like China to kidnap him to an alternative universe. Almost everyone there is convinced that he is the lost Queen of Spades, Arthur. When not everything is as it seems, will England ever be able to get back to his world? Cardverse, USUK

Switzerland is back to writing letters! Send him your mail, but beware of the bullets. And if you do manage to tick him off, then good luck running.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

America and his bright ideas are always interesting. Rating is T just in case.

Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork

A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.

After one particularly disastrous World Meeting, England loses it and yells at America, insisting that he can't take anything seriously to save his life. America takes this as a personal challenge. Eventual UsUk.

Due to a kitchen fiasco, England is forced to spend a few days with America. Between McDonald's, coffee, aliens, and scary movies, England believes he's seen the worst of America's hospitality...but just when things are getting better, they suddenly take a turn for the worst. Will the hero be able to save their relationship? - Rated T for England's potty mouth - hint of UsxUk

Hot Kool-Aid the title says it all... i might add another chapter like this... new chapters! slowly making their way onto my computer! PURE CRACK ALL THE WAY GUYS!

When America/Alfred has finally had enough of England/Arthur always being grumpy he decides to see if he can change that! :D Usuk, Maybe hints of other pairings later on in the story.

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

Arthur Kirkland, despite his outward appearance, is not a normal 17-year-old boy. He is actually a 'creature' called a matchmaker. He has a simple job-make the two people he's been assigned to fall in love. Because of this, he isn't allowed to love anyone. However, when he meets Alfred Jones, that rule begins to slowly fade away. *on hiatus*

100 US/UK/US oneshots. A ton of AU's. To celebrate the perfect lovers.

Alfred is tired of the school's student council president, so he tries to scare him off by faking a love confession. unfortunately Arthur gladly accepts his confession! Alfred wants to tell Arthur it was all a joke but Elizebeth, Kiku and all the other girls beg him to date Arthur. will his lie come out, or will Alfred actually fall for Arthur in the end?

Between his father and his bullies, Arthur finds himself struggling with a life that is hardly surviving on its own. Degrading oh so slowly, and in a world of fitting in and selfish desires, the children around him are struggling to find themselves. And as Alfred finds he needs to save Arthur, he doesn't realize just how badly Arthur needs a hero*Contains character deaths

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

The world has been changed. Everyone is a Perfect. Light brown hair, blue eyes. Not one variation.  Except for Arthur Kirkland, with blond hair and green eyes. Just why does the Misfit have an odd hair and eye colour?

A bet between Renji and his friends turns into an all-out battle involving Seireitei. The prize? Unequaled bragging rights and a huge pot. The risk? Their jobs, possibly their lives. The task? Get Kuchiki Byakuya to completely lose his composure. WIP

England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?

Alfred wanted to love Arthur in every way possible, despite the latter's reluctance to his affections. He only wished for one more kiss...and perhaps another one after that. Rating will be changed for future chapters. Cover image by akitokun1.

Sometimes funny, cute or even sad, these one-shots are sure to warm your heart! USUK!

Arthur was forced to be his school's DJ, and 'forced' being the keyword And he so did not want anybody, especially Alfred from finding ..but, .. fate was not on his

France thought that it is time for America and England to confess, like right now. So being the thoughtful nation that he is, he made a 'magnifique' plan with the use of love potion. France being France, his plan for l'amour work unfortunately and now, America have to find a way to stop the madness of England chasing before he gone insane himself. Secretly, he likes being chased.

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

University was the next step in Arthur's life. He had it all planned out - everything would go according to plan. Unfortunately for him, he didn't factor in an extremely annoying American who seemed set on ruining his life. Bloody hell.

Tired of being worked to the bone for days, America decides to finally take a break and relax with his fellow countries in Hawaii! Will the nations be able to bond and perhaps find love? Or will they...wait, who is that little girl next to Alfred?

Alfred F. Jones was a little bit too bored and unsatisfied with his life as a prominent mastermind behind multi-million dollar scams. There was also a lack of danger, because sitting behind a desk was totally not glamorous. So when he is offered the opportunity to meet a handsome detective in the bakery near his home, he takes it. USUK AU multichapter.

This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

"Jealously? What is the meaning of this word?" UsUk oneshot!

"A fairtytale will continue until it's had its happy ending," Alfred and Arthur didn't complete their fairytale properly, and so everyone involved is cursed to continue trying until its done right. Who knows how long it will take, especially when one of them doesn't have a heart.

England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.

Alfred F. Jones is a simple teenager at Hetalia World Academy. America is a simple nation trying to fix all the problems of the world. One day, they...switch? What happens when a nation has to live through high school and a teenage boy, all of the countries of the world? USUK Universe Crossover fic.

Forced by his boss and a certain frog, Arthur is to attend a therapist for "Anger Issues" if he's to keep his minimum wage job that keeps his bills paid. Unbeknownst to Arthur, the shrink he's going to may just need a therapist himself. But maybe this guy is just what Arthur needs to keep his cool in more ways than one?

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

England has nothing in common with America. In fact, England believes America is his polar opposite. So, when America needs to stay at England's for a while, England is naturally frustrated. But could his frustration have nothing to with the pranks, jokes, and remarks? Could it really be about something much more serious, like love? - Rated Teen;

Alfred was just a regular teenager. He was fit, popular and spent a lot of time at McDonald's. But after being sent to find one of the school's punks, Arthur Kirkland, he can't stop thinking about green eyes. After following him and sees something he shouldn't have, he becomes set on catching him and making him his.

Emerson Pond was the best place in all of Emerson Park to read a book. It had a serene landscape, a peaceful atmosphere, and one obnoxiously loud American. USUK

Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T

Various unrelated Death Note oneshots made from ideas that can't be made long enough to be their own stories. Slight shounen-ai in some chapters.

A small town in Virginia was home to Alfred F. Jones, and now Arthur Kirkland. Alfred appears to be a cheerful, happy teenager, but Arthur soon learns that Alfred is not as happy and carefree as he appears to be... USUK and other pairings. Warning: contains child abuse and language. High School!AU

Arthur Kirkland is an angel from the heavens, who has fallen in love with the American boy he watches over: Alfred F. Jones. God finds out and punished Arthur, for an angel cannot fall in love with a human. It is a sin. Arthur winds up in his love's house, what will he do? (Fail summary is fail, it's better than it sounds I promise.) AU USUK - USxBrittaniaAngel!UK.

Arthur's hosting a Christmas party for all of his friends and he's dtermined to make this the party yet. How will the party turn out? Look inside and see for yourself! :) I suck at writing summaries. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia:(

High School AU: Alfred Jones looks forward to the bittersweet experience of his senior year in high school. Arthur Kirkland, the British exchange student, is not so thrilled, especially not with the boisterous and popular jock Alfred hanging around. Over the course of one short year, both meet new friends and experience trials that teach them about themselves and each other. USUK

Arthur has been in love with Alfred since the Revolutionary War. As he and the American grow closer, he begins to realize that his love may not be as in vain as he'd originally thought.

England goes to visit America, and finds something interesting in his living room. Warning: England smokes pot, and hilarity ensues.

America and England are fighting again in the middle of a World Conference. So Japan puts up a video. UsUk fluffiness! EDIT: Woah, didn't expect this to actually get faves and stuff! I WILL consider some sorta omake now! Maybe an M one, ohohon... Thank you Animelia for inspiring me about the omake! EDIT 5MINS LATER: As explained inside, I remembered I'd already written something :D

At the same day of every year, Alfred always noticed an angel fly over his home. Will he let it pass or try to catch it with all his might? And if he does catch this angel, what will he do with it? Or rather, what will it do with him? USUK-Britannia Angel YAOI/no like no read

Desperate times call for desperate measures if you want to ask out England. USUK . Rated T for later chapters .

Come along and read the many adventures of surly Nurse Arthur Kirkland and brilliantly heroic Doctor Alfred Jones as they make complete -albeit professional- fools of their screwy love lives. Hospital AU. Many other people are involved, but mainly USUK.

A collection of the seven days of Sweethearts Week at the livejournal usuk community. Ratings will be from K to M.

As if my schedule wasn't bad enough. Now I have to deal with awkwardly warm chairs, tutors, being a third wheel, falling in love, and that stupid freaking art class. USUK, (with bits of GiriPan and GerIta) High School AU

A game show of where you, the reader, are matched with a hot Death Note boy and go on a date! Bit OOC ish. Full of Fluffy Goodness! L/Light/Matt/Near/Mello/Matsuda/BB x Reader. Bit crack-ish at times. Different chapters for different outcomes

All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.

Arthur Kirkland is severely abused by his father at home and has to care for his little brother Peter. What's worse is that the people in his grade are giving a bad time. But when he meets Alfred F. Jones, the new boy from New York, Alfred acts like a beacon of hope for Arthur; a hope that could change him forever. Rated T for swearing, abuse and slight YAOI. USUK, PruCan and OCs.

America encounters a feeling that he has never felt before. Trying to find out what it is, he starts going crazy. Canada tryings to help his friend out, soon realising America was in love! But... with who?

Alfred's not one of THOSE fans. But, well, it was only one ship. Only one roleplay. But it turned into something so much more. USUK threeshot.

The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.

So America watches a horror movie a day before a World Meeting. Not exactly the smartest idea since we all know how much of a pansy he can be. England knows this especially, and is severely pissed off after a certain turn of events…hurhurhur USxUKxUS-something like that, yeah. America's PoV!

England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK

Near knows he's alive in textbook terms, but without the ability to feel real emotions, he also knows he's missing out on a big part of being human. Maybe if he is around the most lively kids at Wammys, something might begin to change...

USUK and Spamano, maybe some other things too . Rated T for mentions of suicide/suicidal behavior and swears, along with the ever-present AWKWARD SITUATIONS . First fic and flames will be used for s'mores!

Random story I decided to create. England creates a way to the 2P world, but what will happen when the countries get there?

Now a 3 shot. Letters sent to each other during a grusome war. Coming back would be hard, but as long as someone is there, everything would be fine. Hopefully.

Arthur and Alfred fight for the last Mentos (a kind of candy if you don't know) and somehow things turned into something quite different...my attempt on fluff...sort of...

Britain is having a PTSD relapse and America decides to take him to the beach to recover. PTSD is left over from the war and the blitzkrieg. USUK. Slightly nutty Britain just as a warning.

It's that time of year again, leaving awkward tensions between Arthur and Alfred. USUK

"So let me get this straight, I'm some kind of supernatural snack getting hounded down by seven maniacs named after sins and you've decided that I'm the boyfriend in the relationship?" "Yep!" "Still, this question bugs me" "What?" "Why did you kill my mom?"

America's been feeling odd lately. Sweaty hands, flustered cheeks and not being the total hero he's supposed to be. What is this? What's making him act this way? With utter curiosity on his side, and with the help of Canada, he aims to find out why - and who - is causing this.

A trip to the park and some accidents later, our favorite Brit and American might just find themselves a little bit closer due to windy weather.

L & Light are trying to find out who the other is. They end up switching bodies. How can Light become God if he's stuck in L's body? How can L live while in Kira's body, or even deal with the social aspects? Can they use this to their advantage?

'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992

Collection of drabbles, Rating differs from seperate drabbles, overall T. USUK. May involve alcohol, smut, whatever. Will be updated every time a new drabble's written.

A prompt fic-you tell me what you want to read, and I write it! Rules inside. Rated T because I don't know what people will request. *Latest: Rwanda has been searching for security ever since her nation fell apart not too long ago. Could it be that the feeling of safety she's searched so long for can be found not in her own strength, but in another nation?*

The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?

Arthur is drunk, and tries casting a spell. But it backfires on him. Now he's stuck like this until he can figure out how to counter the spell. Fail summery is fail. UsUk?

A simple day-trip to the beach couldn't hurt anyone, right? Like a day off is going to change anything... Our boys go off to the beach, but... What happens when realizations are made? Crappy summary, I know NOTE: This /does/ include slash pairings. Don't like, don't read. GerIta, UsUk, PruCan, Japeece, Russia x China... Whatever it's called...

In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...

Alfred and Matt live with their uncle. One day, he comes home with a boy named Arthur. Just who is this boy and why is he here? And what is this feeling that Alfred has? Strong T, kidnapping and child abuse. Based on the short story "We Don't Talk About Sarah"

Alfred discovers what happens when you make spelling errors.

"Revenge is sweet. Revenge is cold. Therefore, revenge is definitely ice cream. It must be. Don't you agree, Arthur?" Alfred said. Arthur's eyebrows furrowed in frustration. If only it were that simple. Gakuen AU

Alfred was usually home-schooled because of certain reasons. When he turned fifteen, he insisted on going to school. But when he discovered who his roommate was, he seemed to regret his decision.

Francis Bonnefoy knows love when he sees it. He likes to play "love doctor", getting couples together and initiating that spark of love. So when Britain ends up staying over at America's house, France enlists the help of Canada to get them to admit their undying love for each other, but they didn't expect how insane the night would become. USUK, rated T for cursing.

England orders an America plushie in the spur of the moment sorts of things. Includes a fairly tsundere!England and lots of fluff. Based on a Tumblr post. Pairing is USUK.

After the games, Arthur was sulking about being third place, until Alfred decides that he wants somthing else besides the first place and some medals. UsxUk drabble-oneshot. Based on the Olympic Games results.

In a world ruled by four tyrants, all Prince Alfred wants is his people's freedom. He is willing to do anything, even if that means kidnapping the ruler of his country, King Arthur. However, he did not anticipate what comes with him. USUK.

There's a dispute between countries, and little Alfred and Matthew get caught in the middle of it. After being kidnapped and left to die on an elevator, Francis and Arthur are in a race against the clock to find and save them. But will they be to late?

Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!

Someone knows your secrets hetalia.Read as the characters deny the obsurd to the fullest. Crack-ish

Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!

Alfred twisted his hands nervously. His life was about to change, with this moment. Despite his nerves, though, he was looking forward to finally reaching it - and all with the one he loved.

Alfred is an actor in a famous staged-reality series. His co-worker, Arthur, stars as a waiter. But sometimes, Arthur wonders if there is truth to Alfred's acting, or if it's all really just a show. UsUk, Should be around ten chapters.

Wales attempts to but a curse on Northern Ireland, but what will happen when instead of Northern Ireland, he accidentally turns England into a...mochi? Even worse, America soon finds out! USUK. T for England's language and yaoi.

Arthur's being haunted by his guardian angel who apparently thinks he's also Cupid, into confessing to the guy he's been stalking admiring from afar for weeks now. Of course he's not in love with him, he's not! Little did he know how right his angel was. Written for Day 9 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Teenagers!AU.

AU: Near is a thirteen year old, out of place socially, anyways in High School, and is made the target for every kind of bullying that bored teenagers can dish out. But now, he is faced with an entirely new problem-he has recently aquired a stalker.

Arthur gets a note from Alfred during class with something he doesn't understand. What the bloody hell does "rawr" mean? Arthur is determined to find out.

England musters up the courage to tell America exactly how he feels. Wait, why is Canada wearing that ring?

Alfred is marine biologist that accidentally discovers Atlantis. Alternatively, this can also be known as the fic in which Alfred and Kiku have science boners. Written for Day 4 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Merman!AU

To the public, the Kuchiki Family is equivalent to perfection and the rule of law. Yet underneath the flawless exterior, lies a hidden world of ambition and intrigue that a simple girl from Inuzuri is about to be thrown into to all for the sake of love

Look at a story. Back to mine. Sadly, that story isn't mine. But if it lost that stupid summary and wrote something like this, it could look like mine. Scroll down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a computer, about to click on this story. Oneshots.

Princess Alice Kirkland heir to the Hetalian throne is sick of her life. She doesn't want to rule a country and marry some strange man, she wants to have fun and see the world. What happens when she runs away and meets Alfred F. Jones a boy from the village? FemEngland!xAmerica AU

Wow! How original! USUK where England is drunk and meets America on a whim! Pfftt... Well, I promise you this: I will make you smile at some point during this story. Human and country names used. USUK, PruCan, Spamano, SuFin & Geraita.

Gakuen!AU. USUK. Arthur writes yaoi fanfictions. What if the school idol, Alfred F. Jones, finds out?

When a desperate England is in a desperate situation, he changes his gender in order to earn some money. Now he must leave his position as the United Kingdom and become a waitress in Japan's Cosplay Café! USxUK, Genderbending, undecided side pairings

A college AU with a twist. They are still nations, but they don't know it. After an accident at the world meeting, they forget that they represent an entire country. Human names used. Full summary and characters inside. T because I'm paranoid.

Spades, Hearts, Clubs, and Diamonds. Each Kingdom is very different from each other and yet they all need a King, Queen, and Jack to function. Spades needs a queen and unfortunately no one ever told England that he is to become the new queen. USUK, yaoi

This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack

Japan wants nothing more than to follow his heart and tell Greece how he feels, but he can't handle the prospect of being turned down. After all why would a stunning masterpiece like Greece ever feel the same way? Greece/Japan oneshot

What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.

Sequel to "Toddler L" may end up with some LXLight, but it depends on reviews. L has quite a surprise for the Task Force, what will happen? who is the mysterious new character? Will Misa's plan for the two detectives work? Why am I asking you this?

From his birth to the Kira Investigation, L Lawliet had been set apart from the rest of the world. He's been shunned, he's been hated...he's been loved. This is his story.

Basically what it says on the tin. One thing per chapter.

It's a normal day, America forgets some stuff at the meeting and England has to bring them to him. The only thing he doesn't realise is that he isn't alone in the house. England slowly comes into contact with some people who share the house with America.

"Sometimes I just wish that I wasn't a country!" America learns that he better be careful what he wishes for, especially when he has an alien friend who can make it happen. America's world is turned upside down as he wakes up as some guy called Alfred Jones, but if he's not a country anymore then who is he? More importantly, what happened to everyone else?

"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…

What happens when Prussia decides to throw a party with all of the nations? What if the party played a little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven? What if Prussia forces you to play, too? Who's to say you're interested in such a game? Prussia, of course!

High school AU - Why does Gilbert, the school's most notorious troublemaker, spend so long at hockey matches? Is it to avoid his anal retentive brother? To stain his teeth blue with slushies? Or is it more to do with the captain...?

L and his successors found the Death Note manga and read the events of the Kira case. Now that they know what lies ahead, will Light Yagami still be able to win the battle of crime and justice? L's fate and Light's destiny start battle. Rated T. No yaoi.

Hichigo wants to destory Zangetsu's pole, and Ichigo agrees to help. However, this idea turns out worse than expected, with a really annoyed Zangetsu... And other stories involving Zangetsu's poles being destoryed. NO YAOI!

AU. "May I fly/ride in your plane?" was a question Arthur Kirkland was too familiar with. So he thought Alfred was just another one of them...aparently not...US x Pilot!UK, Franada, brief FrUK some others, underaged drinking.

England is tired of sitting back and waiting for the oblivious America to notice him. Operation British Seduction is a-Go! UKUS/USUK

A dictaphone is found containing what appears to be the ravings of a madman or could they be the inner-most thoughts of the personification of the Nation known as the United Kingdom? Warning: Swearing. Genre: Idiocy, sexual innuendo.

A collection of Death Note rants by different characters regarding things the creators did to them. Generally drabble-ish.

Alfred's going to lose his job if anything happens to the test subject. And he really doesn't want to. It's his life, and he would do anything to keep it. Unless… -Rated for further chapters. USUK. Spamano. One-sided PruHun.

Finding an angel is amazing enough, right? But when that angel's an awesome kisser and in need of a hero, how could he say no? Angel!Arthur x Alfred. Rated for further chapters. Includes PruCan, GerIta, Spamano, Giripan, and... Francis Bonnefoy. o o

Arthur Kirkland has his first break as a reporter, but it requires him to go undercover at Hetalia Academy. Who knows, maybe he'll have the chance to fix past mistakes... if that git of a teacher doesn't get in the way.

It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot

Arthur's a timid soul, pretty much a loner - that is, of course, until Alfred shows up with his brigade of crazy friends. Soon enough, Arthur finds he's no longer alone, and he begins to fall in love with the biggest twit he's ever met.

These are Facebook conversations edited to fit Hetalia. Just for a laugh or two. Bunch of short conversations into one big "Story"

Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?

When Arthur and Alfred become pen pals, Alfred immediately wants Arthur to come visit. When he does, the pair learn they're going to be closer than they could ever imagine.

America and England start an ask website where they record themselves answering viewer questions and giving advice on random subjects. BACK FROM HIATUS-

Japan is always so easily influenced by other cultures. So what will happen when he hangs out with America and runs into a cross dresser? Japan Cross dresser fic!

It all started with a stupid dare. All Alfred had to do was ask him the new British kid on a date. What he hadn't expected was himself want to hang with him more than that, and how much he enjoyed the Brit's company. Was Alfred falling for Arthur?

USUK and UKUS E-Zone touching. England wonders what that strange curl on America's head is for, so he goes and grabs it when he's sleeping. America wants to know about England's bushy eyebrows so he touches them when he's sleeping. Rated T for mild Yaoi

UKUS. "Hey, Arthur," Alfred whispered low next to Arthur's ear, "we look great together." Extra fic which follows the events of the English-language doujinshi 'Rockets' by Hakuku and I.

The plan was simple enough, Arthur would go on a romantic date with Alfred. Perfectly safe. Unfortunately for Arthur, Alfred decided to drive. Humor and fluff ensue. High School AU. USUK.

Alfred wants Arthur, but, Artie-kins is still sore about the Revolution, and tries to ignore Alfred at all costs. It'll be rated M eventually :U IfailatsummariesOTL

Love doesn't always go how you want it to be. Unfortunately for myself, I found out the hard way. I should have known, really; it was all too clichè to have a happy ending. -Tragedy, please bring tissues...?

Canada knew today would end in disaster. If only the other countries would believe him... Rated for Mild Crack and Language. No Pairings.

Rated T crack. That's all you need to know.

When the new principal at World Academy gets a list of 53 warnings and incidents of the students, he knows he's going to be in for a hectic yet fanatical year. Oneshot. Sort of crack. T for cursing.

Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.

Exercises in futility. Drabble Collection. Ryuuken, Uryuu, others. Gen. Angst. Complete.

America is hell on Earth in the eyes of the Arthur Kirkland. Starting at a new school is never, easy but when he finds himself falling for casanova who is currently taken, things suddenly get tricky. USUK and more AU

AU. Alfred manages to get himself ridiculously famous and let's it all go to his head. Then, when Arthur comes to visit for the summer, he gets dragged into all of the drama as well. USxUK, FrancexCanada and some more, yaoi/gay.

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

Britian learns just how grown up his former colony really is. Dub format. USUK. Oneshot. T for swearing only in the end A/Ns.

Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry

You can give valentines to friends...right? SealandxLiechtenstein

"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.

"Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French." England tries to win a bet, hauling along France, Spain and Japan. Meanwhile, an American tags along for the ride, unsure of what he's to do with his newfound feelings.

Random drabbles for USxUK. Hope you guys enjoy. Rated T just in case. More romance to come in later drabbles. Feel free to request a drabble.

When Austria misses a meeting, the other nations decide to punish him by making America call him to find out why he was absent. Meanwhile, Austria is really not in the mood. Short one-shot!

After a few late-night Coca-cola scones, England realizes that he doesn't feel normal around America. Something deep inside his chest aches and kind of tickles at the same time...he must be allergic to America. There's really no other explanation. USUK :

Italy and America began to ask the big question that all kids want the answer to... Hetalia style. But does anyone know the real answer? No pairings, just comedy fluff. Warnings: Russia

USUK, kinda fluffy.

Alfred F. Jones lives a normal college life. He has a good job, a nice apartment, and the best friend a guy could ask for. However his life was changed when he discovers an young man named Arthur in an alley. AU. USUK plus others. Chobits parody

Arthur moved to America to study abroad at a popular college. Though, he decides to stay at the mysterious Alfred's house. Alfred is only too happy to accept. Could their relationship be more than roommates? USUK, slight Spamano & Franada in later chaps.

America has a plan, and he has just the tools and internationalistic cooperation to do it. Facebook drama abounds...

Two transfer students arrive from America and not even Kyoya knows about one of them. Who is she really? And what will happen when they find out? Just read please! Rated T for safety...

All your favorite characters have gathered together for one soul purpose... For you to humiliate them in any way possible! Submit your dares and watch them acted out in oh so humorous ways! Sporatic Updates.

"And Regardless of what all has happened to bring us to this point, we're here now. I do not have any desire to leave." -Kyoya. Haruhi/Kyoya & Slight Haruhi/Tamaki. NOW COMPLETE

"Tsubaki told me that if you can tie a cherry with your tongue, you're a good kisser!" -Maka. SoMa

Soul is shocked and surprisingly hurt when he finds out that Maka's going on a date with Kid. What will he do to break the couple up?

Ichigo told the soul society about windows live messenger. Now nearly the whole of Gotei 13 has an acount. Was it a good idea and can Ichigo manage all the stress?

USUK. Alfred has a problem, which can only be solved by a kiss from a certain Brit in a certain square in a certain city. He's got a lot of planning to do if he wants this to happen. New Year's fic exchange with worldaccordingtofangirls.

Yes, they're based off Chuck Norris jokes. I edited them a little. Remember to review! Updates are monthly.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

What if the Revolutionary War ended differently? AU, Character Death, Shounen-ai, USxUK. Fail description

England debates on whether or not an ALFRED F. JONES unit is right for him. Based slightly off Lollidictator's unit fics.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

We all love the Note, so here are the Annotations. Just another Death Note oneshot collection, with varying ratings, genres, lengths, and characters.

Ichigo regrets teaching his Soul Reaper friends how to use Windows Live Messenger...

"When Orihime calls and invites him over for dinner Friday night, Ishida experiences two emotions: joy, and all-consuming terror." Orihime can't cook to save her life - or his. But he'll never tell her that. Ishida/Orihime, pure fluff. Requested by nypsy.

A cute n fluffy one-shot for USxUK. It's Guy Fawkes night in Britain, and America and England spend it together... aww :3

Countries talking to Cleverbot, what will unfold? Probably nothing much but it's sure to be confusing and/or funny. First chapter may have implied rape. I don't know.

AU. The task force teams up with L once again to solve yet another Case. But this case is an investigation that L hasn't been able to solve for years. The investigation of L's own parents. No main characters are dead, Light does not remember being Kira.

America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!

Now a series of Ichiruki oneshots.

"Big Brother France, what does 'sexual act' mean?" Crack-ish fic.

He's always had a certain talent for creeping on strangers and making them uncomfortable until they want nothing more than the chance to flee from his presence, the perfect prerequisite for his line of work. .:Human AU : Halloween Fic:.

Matthew Williams finally signs up for a Facebook account and agrees to its Terms of Service. He, however, doesn't recall agreeing to be Alfred's maid. USCan, oneshot

Awesome adventures in a non-awesome diary format.

Ever wonder what would happen if England let his rage be known at a world meeting? Well, the other Nations are about to find out.

"Cheer up, England-san. At least you got a morning hug. Indirectly from France-san."

The two biggest fast food corporations are at war! Only one lowly counter-boy, Ichigo Kurosaki, has the ultimate burger-making skills to defeat their enemies. Can he do it, or will he and his friends be fried under the pressure? Pure Crack! AU! On Hiatus.

Oneshot. America runs in Canada's house with only England's boxers on. The resulting chaos is caused by the rest of the world, and Canada can't do anything but watch.

Its not a Diary its a Journal! D:

Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?

L's reaction to Near tossing all of his hard-earned money out of the SPK building and into the angry mob. Drabble.

Mello and Matt watch paint dry, and I mean that quite literally.

a new story from me this time a story there I will dare the characters from bleach, there will be randomess funny and stupid moments and it's up to you reader to decide what they will do by giving me dare in reviews hope you enjoy it

Light Yagami is a unfortunate fortunate person. Saved from death only to wake up in Hell. A pale man claiming to be a doctor saved his life and is now demanding payment, which he doesn't have. full/better summary inside *gore, yaoi, madness* LxLight

My life sucks. Gay roommate, no food in the fridge, I hate my university major but I'm too stubborn to do anything about it, and...oh, hey, that barista over there is pretty cute. GrimmUlqui, coffee shop romance, T for language

To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.

The Quagmires and Baudelaires are back at Prufrock.What happens when Klaus and Isadora get detention and couplets happen to get invovled? And what about when Isadora gets compitetion for Klaus? Things begin to change, but for better or for worse?

No matter how how hard she tried, she just wasn't good enough. Oneshot, and probably not what you're expecting. ;

Arrancars and Shinigami...together...at Summer Camp. What could go wrong? Welcome to Camp Smiley, we promise that you won't want to leave. Theme: "March from the River Kwai and Colonel Bogey" by Mitch Miller

All the Shinigami wanted was a nice, relaxing day at the beach. Unfortunately, that was what the Espada wanted too. So Aizen proposed a Sandcastle-Making Contest. What happens is anything but. Crack fic for the shenanigans

It's been done half a billion times... BUT IDC! :D On hiatus, Sorry guys

What happens when Rukia drops her guard while training? IchiRuki. One-shot. Rated K.

L is the world's greatest detective. Light is Kira. Rei is Light's sister. And she's determined to bring him down. LXOC

Byakuya discovers something called a caffeine high and decides to induce one in order to exact revenge on another captain. In 'characters' I put Byakuya and Yachiru, but there is NO friendship or romance between them.

Yotsuba arc, Light/L. The task force plays Cluedo. And L? Is dreadful at it. Like, utterly terrible at it. Oh yeah and it's Christmas. Watch out for eggnog abuse. Culminates in an extremely predictable Light x L ending.

Yachiru hires a camera crew and an interviewer to peek into the lives of different figures of the Seireitei. They set up hidden cameras in their victims houses, and watch what they are truly like when they are alone. Rated T for suggestive content

A short poem about man's best friend.

Ichigo had half an hour to finish his final, so he really doesn't have time to be gazing at Rukia. And why the hell is Ishida writing a novel? That bastard just likes showing off.

AU, Female!Mello. At the beginning of her freshman year of college, Mello faces the same challenges as every other new student; dating seniors, dealing with annoying best friends, and, of course, stalkers.

Byakuya attempts to educate Ichigo in using proper terms of respect again.

This was not how Grimmjow had planned to tell the others about his relationship with Ulquiorra.

One decision can make all the difference in a Hunger Games. Just how much of a difference? Let's see... *Tie-in with the Brutal/Horrible series.

Grimmjow says the forbidden "N" word towards Aizen, and suffers the consequences. CHAPTER 2 UP!

England has been forced to start writing a diary by France, can't be all that bad right? Rated T for safety,

Karin waves her hand to stop him, "And guess what? If you drop your food into the dip, you have to kiss all the girls at the table!" Ichiruki.

Matsumoto had enough of her slave-driver captain. She wished she could have another one. But would that be better? Companion piece to Hitsugaya's nightmare.

Rukia has a brother complex. She also has a questionable logic. Unfortunately, Renji is stuck in the middle of it all.

The Gotei 13 must go on a mission to the store! What happens when someone must stay with the cart and when Hitsugaya is allowed near the freezers! Pure crack. Little to no plot! 8I - FOREVER GUSTA

No lieutenant can possibly be worse than Matsumoto. At least that's what Hitsugaya thought. Companion piece to Matsumoto's nightmare.

Behind the scenes on Death Note- Near gets a bath, Matt gets a fox, and Gevanni gets rejected, oh my! Gentle Matt/Mello.

Rukia doesn't know the proper way of eating a chocolate bar... and unfortunately, she's making the situation... erm, *hard* for Ichigo. Too bad at the end she still prefers strawberries!

The final words have been printed. The final pages bound. The final book had been read and adored by fans. But the story of the Bauldeliare children has not had its finale. They still have much to tell the world, and this is what they told me. DISCONTIUNED

Ichigo had just innocently left the box of chocolates in the kitchen and gone upstairs...then Rukia, Yuzu and Karin found it. "RUKIAAAA!"

something i wrote when i was bored, listening to sad music, and had Death Note on my mind. that can be deadly, so this might suck. R&R anyways. and plz, no flames WARNING: mentioned character death, may make you cry a little

Thankyou's are always sweet, especially when given from a usually rude ex espada. GrimmjowxOrihime

Grimmjow must have done something really, really horrible in his past life, because all of a sudden, his boring new Literature teacher happens to be living right across the hallway. GrimmUlqui AU. Rated for language

Midori is an American-Japanese 20 year old working to grow her very own business: a bakery called Sweet Tooth. But who is this raccoon-eyed, hunched, underdressed man who frequents the bakery at all hours to delicately relish her confections? COMPLETE!

The title says it all. Anyways, I don't know if it has been done before, but it seems cute. hahahahaha

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

Byakuya finds out that the other captains don't think he's cool! They also disike his hair noodles! Just how far will he go to prove them wrong...?

L wants for Mello and Near to get along and takes them on a special trip as an attempt to do so. Matt wants Mello to understand Near from a different perpective and Light gets himself involved in the situation. /related to the effects of bullying/

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

When a spying attempt goes horribly wrong on Dib's part, he and his alien nemesis learn more about each other's species than they would have ever cared to know...What? Not like that, you pervert! NO PAIRINGS, minor ZaDF.

After wrapping up a case in Chicago, Mello and Matt take Near on a little trip. The only problem, is that Near has no idea where the heck he's going! And when he get's to the destination, will he like it? Mello and Near fluff! Please read!

Rukia teaches a certain orange haired baka what happens when you insult Chappy... only her plan goes a little awry.

In the middle of the night the last thing you expected was to hear your superior make such a childish request. Flufffyness

Rukia is Ichigo. Ichigo is Rukia. She discovers the horrors of a teen's room. He gets taken on a date ? by Renji. Rangiku runs away from her squad to work as a maid. And Byakuya? Byakuya decides to get a haircut. CRACK FIC.

Failure is not taken nicely in times of war. Even in this times would you be able to kill the one you love if ordered? Would you put your loyalty over your own personal happiness? Or would you throw away everything to keep that one person?

Rukia sees Ichigo...dancing.

Things are a little boring around Hueco Mundo, and Gin decides to play a prank on Poor Ulquiorra using Orihime. His plan fails; Orihime insists on Ulquiorra getting his revenge. And what's this! Aizen is getting involved? Lots of pokes at hair and at Tousen.

When Ichigo insults Rukia one too many times, Rukia comes up with an unusual way to prove to him that no, she is not unattractive at all...

To cross or not to cross swords with Byakuya over a cup of tea? That is the question. Written for the giveaway at the IR FC at BA. Happy Birthday IR FC and Ichigo.

Ichigo's 21st birthday celebration isn't going so well. If only he'd remembered to put on sunscreen, maybe then Rukia wouldn't be so pissed at him. IchiRuki AU

Karin finds that it's more fun to play with frogs and worms than to wear frilly dresses. Sadly, it seems that she really does have something in common with the girls in her class. AU.

What happens when fifteen delicious looking cupcakes full of a strong love potion are placed in different places around Soul Society, Karakura Town, and Los Noches? An interesting mix of chaos.

How does Ichigo react when Rukia tries out make-up for the first time? "I can't see any of your real face under all that junk." Ichigo/Rukia, short oneshot.

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

The character's opinion on their chacters, and they give us sneak peeks to what's going to happen in the future ,I got my information, and each character gives hidden backstage passes to know more about the true characters!

Rukia getting a ticket on the freeway? No way in hell she's letting that happen.

Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.

A Mary-Sue in training is sent into the Death Note Universe by an evil troll to create a love triangle. Too bad her charms work on everyone but L... that stupid panda. Goffikness, Lady GaGa and CAPS LOCK are invading. Things just got f'd in the DN world.

Many people wondered why exactly it was that Kenpachi Zaraki and the Toshiro Hitsugaya got on so well. They still haven't got a clue. Oneshot. Rated for language.

His present had to be the best, better than Abarai's, better than Matsumoto's and even better than Hitsugaya-taichou's.But you see, Byakuya's not very good with birthdays...or dealing with Rukia to begin with. One-shot. Please Review!

L is assigned the task of babysitting two year old Near for two weeks, and also a four year old Mello. Things can't be too bad, right? Wrong, especially when he learns that he'll be having the help of Beyond. DISCONTINUED.

Bleach drabbles. Characters, pairings and word counts will vary. See each chapter for more information. .: The Glasses Come Off: Intimidating things shouldn't involve a teenager taking his glasses off. :.

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

Rangiku was lazing off, again. But how will Toushiro handle her this time? Just... read and find out yourself!

What happens when Byakuya Kuchiki gets extreamly drunk? This story is for my bf! I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.

What if a six-year-old Aizen had to go to elementary school in the US? What horrible crimes might it have driven him to? Pure crack, AU. No pairings.

Sequel to "Sister Hotline"; Isane visits Shuuhei to ask about an overheard conversation.

This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.

Mello's not getting along with Near worse than usual. L comes up with an idea to solve this problem.

Ulquiorra decides to find out what a kiss is while Orihime is asleep.

Mayuri hates Quincies, namely a certain Ishida Uryuu. He hates his guts, his attitude and especially the way the brat looks at his daughter.

AU GrimmIchi rated for language.

Until the stars grow old, and even after that, I will love you. One hundred 100-word ByaHisa drabbles.

ReaderxVarious DN Characters. Updated 5/21/11 Please know that this story is discontinued. It was written during a very immature time in my life & is rather stupid. However, it still provides me with a few laughs now and then. Thank you for all of your support throughout my time on this website.

BB has cornered L and is madly trying to decide whether he wants to kill him or not. A poem written to the tune of "Hush Little Baby". Rated T, just in case: BB style gore.

The most evil being appears! It's... Barney the Purple Dinosaur? WTF?

A short story about well you'll find about not yaoi

The tale of a little raven-headed boy who was afraid to sleep. "But Kira is so beautiful, and L is so ugly. He can only wonder why." Oneshot.

Light wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra get sent to the Human World by Aizen to spy on Ichigo and friends, and they can't come back until the mission is finished. Along with having to live like mostly normal humans, what sort of trouble can follow?

A childrens story about Mello... oh God.

The Female Soul Reaper Association has made a National Hug a Captain Day... Naturally all of the females want to hug Byakuya, but he doesn't want to be hugged... I suck at summaries, hopefully it's better than it sounds.

Ulquiorra sighed and took the paintbrush out from its case, staring at the white canvas in front of him. No matter what his friend thought, "painting of nude models" was NOT his definition of fun. GrimmUlqui, ShounenAi AU Rated for Grimms language

Ichigo's mission: to save Inoue Orihime, the future mother of the leader of the human resistance, from the robot Ulquiorra, who's come from the future to kill her. Will Orihime survive? ULTRA CRACK.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

Did you know nations were capable of having children? Neither did they. Rated for safety.

It had been a terrible idea, Ulquiorra thought looking at the dark brown substance that looked nowhere near edible. Could this really help him convey his true feelings to 'that' person? GrimmUlqui fluff Valentine's Day Fic

Ulquiorra goes to Orihime's place for Valentine's Day dinner and tries some of her experimental food with disasterous results. Ulquihime. Happy Valentines, reviewers. AU. Available on Archive of Our Own.

AU. Really, they should've expected this from Orihime by now.

How would I describe the 45th Hunger Games? A myraid of shifting alliances, brutal deaths, hopeless romances... In one word, horrible. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know... Sequel to Brutal.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

"Do you know how many keys I have? A lot. I have a lot of freakin' keys." America loses every key he owns, which is a lot, if you missed that, and retraces his steps to try and find them. Simple enough, right? Like his life could be that easy.

This is a parody of bleach when Ulquiorra and Ichigo meet again and Ulquiorra tells Ichigo that Rukia is dead... NOT Yaoi

Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.

T for my Potty Mouth XD The Las Noches celebrate Christmas and you know what? Ulquiorra is gonna confess his LUV for our Grimmy-kitty! How's he gonna do it? That's a surprise!

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

USUK/GerIta/RoChu. Five little fics for the five days left before Christmas Day - and five different Christmases throughout history. Join the countdown!

Forced into working at Ulquiorra's pet store, Grimmjow thinks that he'll hate it. But as time passes by, he realizes that maybe, just maybe, it's not that bad. AU. UlquiGrimm. Written for SenayDragon.

Owner's guides for the main characters. Includes L, Near, Mello, Matt, Light, Misa, Matsuda and Ryuuk.

Ok so this is Gilbert's diary that Feli made him write in. Everything in here is from his perspective. Including, everything having to do with his best friend, Matthew. What happens in Gilbert's world that may change things? read the diary to find out.

What happens if the characters of Death Note met their biggest rabid fans? Crackfic!

Orihime catches a glimpse of Ulquiorra's smile and wants to see more. AU, slightly OOC. UlquiHime, of course! One shot. Please review!

One evening, Ulquiorra leaves Orihime's door ajar. Suggested UlquiHime. Maay turn into a series. xD

Orihime hosts a Christmas party without Ulquiorra's help. Although it annoys him that he can't help, he finds out why she wouldn't let him later out during gift opening.

It was an accident! America didn't mean to hurt the President, but after some unfortunate elbow-to-mouth contact in an after Thanksgiving basketball game, his boss found himself with twelve spanking new stitches in his lip. Happy holidays, indeed.

The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.

The Hunger Games are always brutal. But the 43rd annual Games, one filled with the destruction of long-time relationships, has been called one of the most horrid. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know...

England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."

For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Orihime and Ulquiorra are going on vacation. But Ulquiorra insists that it would be faster to use the Garganta instead of flying. However, he later realizes that riding a plane isn't as bad as he thought.

Ok, so I watched this really funny video on YouTube recently called 'Nnoitora's Spoon is too big' and I got inspiration to write a story about it! review please : thansk deMann for the review on the egg thing

It's the worst day in the world for little America. It's the day that he hates more than any other day. It's the one day in which he actually tries to avoid his big brother, England. Because if England catches him on this certain day, he's doomed!

Ulquihime. Remember that bracelet he gave her? What became of it?...and what is "cream ice"?

Ulquiorra has a life changing experience. Please don't read if you are easily offended. No hate-mail.

TOTAL crack. L leaves for just ONE HOUR and comes back to face absolute MADNESS. Watari is killing small animals, Soichiro kicked a hole in the wall, L's lolipops have malfunctioned, and many other horrors L came back to. What in the world happened?

Roger is assigned to interview all of the characters in Death Note. But all the characters...in one room...spell disaster... Crack!

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

Orihime and the Espada go out for a night. What will happen? I messed up and put a wrong chapter in this, it's reposted and fixed.

Simple Ulquiorra and Byakuya drabble.

It's April Fool's Day, and plans are in the works to prank America. But will everything go as planned? What will America's reaction be? And how does Mexico keep sneaking into America's house? !

Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget

We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.

Orihime asks Ulquiorra why he calls her "Woman." For her, winning was not considered getting him to call her by her real name, but getting him to lose his cool if only a little.

"Your path of reasoning makes no sense, woman." Ulquiorra pointed out blandly. "Perhaps not to you. Not yet anyways." Orihime quipped back, readjusting her hairpins. The 4th Espada made no reply, instead leaving the room as his thoughts churned. UlquxOri

Ulquiorra finds out grimmjows dirty little secret... rated for mild language. GrimmUlqui ?

Ulquiorra is about five minutes away from pointing his deadly finger at Grimmjow, but instead of showing emotion he goes to the human world. L is in his favorite bakery sampling confections when a near-copy of himself walks in. I like L Ulquiorra

GrimmUlqui, written as a prize for a contest on DA. Ulquiorra is a teacher; what happens when Grimmjow is late to class and has to serve detention? Yaoi, AU

Boredom happens. That's why two unlikely Espada decide to partner up against the tedium of everyday life-- reluctantly, of course. Together, the nihilistic one and the party animal can keep the doldrums at bay. Crackfic! Not yaoi; no pairings.

The care and keeping of everyone's favorite angsty arrancar! *Sorry for the delay!

Word gets out that England is supposedly in love. America is determined to find out who the object of Iggy's affections is, even if it kills him in the process. Insanity, matchmaking, and misunderstandings run rampant. What's a nation to do? US/UK, Fr/Can

"Orihime's guide to smiling: 1. Put two fingers at either corner of your mouth. 2. Pull both fingers up. 3. Repeat until smile looks natural." ... The woman has a lot of nerve.

The contract mark in Cie'ls eye is gone! What will they do? CRACK FIC Randomness ensues.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."

The first thing that Ulquiorra thought when he saw his uniform for work was that this had better be a joke or a mistake. It was not. Maid!Ulquiorra. AU. GrimmUlqui. Written for the GrimmUlquiFC.

Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ

Byakuya needs a favor...get married for two years or Rukia will have to marry Omeada. Ichigo needs his sister's to live in Soul Society with him. It's just a favor. What could go wrong right? FEM Bya/Ichigo Give it a read you will like it.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

What on earth does Alfred mean by "taking a trip down to Florida"? Arthur is about to find out... No lemons, Rated T for suggestive themes and swearing.

So you've bought your interactive Grimmjow doll- now what? The intuitive guide for the keeping of your new feline friend.

Based on Theresa Green's original format, learn the ins and outs of caring for your very own Ichimaru Gin. Not reccomended for Kira fans...

Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.

“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.

Byakuya teaches Renji how to deal with perverts.

Orihime feels forlorn and lifeless, drained. Ulquiorra wants to find out what's making her so sad. He gets under her skin and attempts to make her feel better. Will something else happen? UlquiHime.

Exactly what the title says. I love the anime death note and decided to make one of these kinds of fanfictions for it. We all know that there are a million ways to annoy your favorite character from Death Note.

A poem about things that klaus goes through By Himself

Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!

Crack. Ukitake's chocolate is gone. But where? Without his midmorning sugar fix, will he survive? The chocolate rests in the hands, or stomach, of an unlikely person...