WEEKLY CHICKEN JOKE! (Go To ChickenJoke.com to read more!)- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Kiwi's Updates!

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A brand new story!

It's called As the Rain Falls, and I wrote it beacause I had a mondo case of writers block. Read it if you want to. I'll give you a cookie!

ABOUT THE KIWIPIXIE*

I live in Indiana, and I grow corn and soy beans. My dad is a 300 pound tobacco chewing ex football player, farmer who suffered a toe injury that ended his football playing days for good. My mom is a CIA agent who fell in love with a farming simpleton (my dad) and still goes on top secret missions to stop Russians and terrorists. My brother is the first 12 year old rapper from Indiana. He's latest single is called "I Fell For Bossie The Cow".

And me? I'm just your average super herione with supernatural powers as a result from eating radioactive kiwi. What else is new? Now that you've heard my into. what else would you like to know?

~~~~~~WHAT ELSE YOU WANTED TO KNOW~~~~~~

FAVORITE CHICK SINGER: Ummm, HELLO? Didn't anyone see the picture of Kelly Clarkson that appears at the top of my page? I have a shrine for her on my door!! Do you think I would be partial to anyone BUT an American Idol?!

FAVORITE DUDE SINGER: I'd hafta say John Mayer! He won a grammy and did i mention he's a total babe! I just know when i get rich and famous (just like him) he'll figure out the MY Body is a Wonderland and dump that stupid supermodel Heidi Klum!

FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP: The Dixie Chicks rock. They give country some credit!! It just goes to show that not all COunty singers are hicks or hillbillies who sing about fishing!

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: I lik speling clase! Its so moch fone!!!

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Chickens are the most majestic creatures in the world. A shout out to chickens!

FAVORITE DRINK: I'm a Bud Lite girl, not to tangy with a hint of lime...I'm just kidding! HEEELLLOOO. I can't drink I'm only 14. Ask me again in a year.

FAVORITE TV SHOW: I have to pick just one? ONE!? But I watch so many shows! Well I'll split it down then. My favorite comedy is Friends. My favorite reality show is American Idol. My favorite drama is Charmed. My favorite cartoon is the Simpsons, and my favorite talk show is Late Night With Conan O'Brien. Those are my favorites...think how much I watch!! BWA HA HA! It beats watching corn grow!

FAVORITE FOOD- Cheese Cheese CHEESE! I wrote a report on cheese! And I got an A+! Cheese is almost as majestic as chickens!

FAVORITE HOBBIES: Mostly saving the world from alien scum and evil mad scientists bent on world domination. Meh.

--What else can I tell you? Seriously?

HAVE FUN READING MY LITTLE STORIES*