Helllo!!!!!
Even though I might be stalked and raped and maybe even KILLED (hopefully by the Mafia) for revealing this...
But I think it's proper to introduce oneself to make a good impression...
Especially when that person will be your Queen one day...

You see, my name is Aubrey. And I will legally become your queen, because one day, I will marry my lovely
LEGOLAS GREENLEAF prince (and soon to be king, after I kill Thranduil) of the lovely city of Mirkwood, in Middle-Earth.

You see, to all of you stupid chits (it means 'girls' in British or something) who think YOU'RE going to marry Legolas, I beg of you to reconsider. You see, if you look on the internet, you'll see that my name, AUbrey, means 'Elf-Power', deriven from old German.

So you see, I, and only I, hold the true elf-hormones-blood-cells-whatever-you-call-them-things, and am the true and rightful heir.

I wish pity on you all, because one of you might have had a chance with Haldir...but he's dead...so HAHAHA!

Anywho, my first (yet hopefully not last) story is dedicated to one of my best friends Kim...who has a cetain...how shall I call it?...THING...For gay-men...and Hedehogs.

So I decided to write her a story with her favourite hedgehog as her lover...SHADOW...ooooooo...I got shivers...oh well.

I give you all best wishes of happiness for your holiday this year,
Your Queen-to-be,
Aubrey