Once upon a time, two unsuspecting parents found their fourth child, their daughter, was rather different to most of her schoolmates... she was a Lord of the Rings freak, a fish, a lover of Monty Python videos, an ardent Red Dwarf admirer, and somewhat of a coward. She was also totally mushy over her two beagle puppies. (well they're still puppies to me!)
This all added up, and eventually they realised that she was, in fact, completely insane and proud of it.
She, known widely by her elvish name Eglaatarwen, has invented a language named "Hasraelh", and wishes to learn the altered form of Sindarin which the wood elves spoke.
At the moment her life ambitions are to discover a portal to Middle-Earth and become a real-time Mary-Sue (just not quite so sad) and also, a little more far-fetchedly, gather up enough guts to post one of her fics on the net. (as noted before, she is quite a coward.)