Alice Martin
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Joined 02-21-11, id: 2759396, Profile Updated: 03-04-14
Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

about me:

My name is Alice as far as you know...

My gender is female

My age is why do you need to know? My age doesn't make me a worst or better writer.

My hair color is brown

My eye color is blue

Interests in anime are: Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Pandora Hearts, Air tv, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Digimon, and Pokemon.

current writting condton writters block!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 5

4) Favorite candy bar? Milk chocolate

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes (sorry Tori...wait no I'm not!)

7) Least favorite school subject? Social Studies


9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Maybeeeee

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Other people

12) Favorite genre of music? All of them except most rap and opera

13) What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius, rabbit

14) What time were you born? 5:32

15) Do you like beer? Nope…never had any.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes...(sorry again Tori)

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I think I own the soundtrack for the tigger movie...

18) Are you sarcastic? Yep!

19) What are your favorite colors? purple or blue

20) How many watches do you own? two

21) Summer or winter? Winter

23) Favorite color to wear? Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? Blue

26) Where is your second home? In a place

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2

30) How many video games do you own? I don't keep count...

31) What was your first pet? A dog...

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? Nope

34) Do you use chapstick? only Sometimes...

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I don't wanna...

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither

37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes

38) How many children do you want? Two

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Chocolate Pancakes

41) Do you own a gun? No

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes

43) When was the last time you cried? Today

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Wrote

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? Al, L-chan, Alice

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No...I wish

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? what?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yes...yes I have

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No…

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Mehh

57) Do you dye your hair? Yea

58) Does anyone like you? yes! XD

59) What year were you born? O.0 stalker

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? STOP STALKING MEH!

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys! XD both my parents work there...

63) Do you like yourself? define like myself

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I don't know, I'm close to both :D

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? YES!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No...

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes

69) Have you ever stripped? ...

70) Ever broke a bone? Yep three

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Huh?

73) Pringles or lays? Pringles FTW

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No, I don't think so

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yes

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

80) Do you own a car? Uh-uh

81) Can you cook? Yep!

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Crying babies in a movie theater

2) People not responding

3) Zac Efron

83) Do you text message often? Yes

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yeah...

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Someone right here.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? yes...

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes...I"M AMERICAN! XD Stereotype...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Sis

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? A person named Gat

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Someone online

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My sis...

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Not answering that

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Gat

100) Who was the last person that called you? My other friend..

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

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--A Touching Story--

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me that you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.. She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived."

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

Friends v.s Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always tell the truth.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you all through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be there till the day you die.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house
BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: Hate it when you call after they've gone to bed.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you why you took so long to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and helps themself.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have shoulders soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: Expect you to always be there for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Expect to always be there for you.

FRIENDS: Are people you enjoy hanging out with.
BEST FRIENDS: Are people you need.

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

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What the Future Holds by KelozHale reviews
Ed and Al are trapped, unable to age or die. They are looking for a way past this. Will they find the answers they are looking for? Read and find out! Sorry, I'm bad at writing summaries!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
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Without a Trace reviews
Detectives Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric are hot on the trail of murders,and they are... you'll have to find out on Without a Trace.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Cheat was Beat reviews
This story is about Haruhi's, Tamaki, and Hikaru relationship. they have some troubles it's rated T to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
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