Jaune never wanted to be a Hunter. He wanted to be a musician. Partly due to his father, but mostly his own stupidity, Jaune winds up in Beacon, with no weapon. Making matters worse, his teachers think his instruments are badass weapons. Rather than ask, they launch him into a Grimm filled forest, no aura, no landing strategy, nothing but the guitar on his back. JaunexMystery Humor

Inspired by Coeur Al'Aran's Professor Arc story, this asks the simple question: What if Jaune had actually attended the Vacuo Academy for Gifted Youths as he claimed? Between a fake resume, a sociopath for a partner, criminal contacts, White Fang agents, and overall bad luck... it's going to take everything he's got keep his cover at Beacon.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.