La-Garce-Fillehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, and Twilight. "Last Updated: 08-04-2010" (Today is 07-21-2015) ...Well, damn. o-o I've recently returned to anime and fanfictions (my 'roots', as I call them!), and developed a few new stories that I want to share with the WORLD! :D My old stuff was written when I was waaaaayyyyy young, so I apologize for the terribleness of them. :x This newer stuff is going to be a definite improvement. So, a few things about me: Name: You can call me Steph Age: 24 (Lame, I know x.x) Location: Good ole' USA; Florida, most of the time La-Garce-Fille = It may sound pretty, BUT, literally translated, means 'the bitch girl'. And, yes, I know it's not proper French. I made this account in my freshman year of high school (that was ten years ago, y'all), my first year to take French at all. I like it too much to change it! Besides, it's easier to sign off with 'LGF' than 'LFdG'. ;p Allow me to take a moment to send love and thanks to all my readers and reviewers! Wouldn't be where I am today without them. I also write original stuff, too, so if you wanna check that out, you can read it here: https://www.fictionpress.com/~marniechan13 And, I guess that's it. Happy reading, darlings. ;) | |||||||
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Ikebana by everyoneslamb reviews
Non-mass, possessive, stalker Itachi. She would come to him. One way or another...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,253 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Operation: Hyuuga Towel Jack by burrblefish reviews
Honestly, one of these days, Ino'd probably wake up bald at this rate. Because y'know, it's really not cool sending your best friend out on dares that could end with her getting fucked over—literally. :: NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Unspoken by simple.shawn reviews
Ichigo hides a painful secret from the world, and Grimmjow offers him a chance to move past it to extend his potential but the challenge is helping Ichigo realize his worth before its too late. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,734 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Because the Night by ImpracticalDemon reviews
It's not easy to care about somebody whose reputation as a trickster fox spirit is generally well-earned. Rina (MC) spends the night watching over Mitsuhide while he works, and the pair take a long-awaited step forward in their previously not-quite-acknowledged relationship. Who is seducing whom? Rated M for sexual situations (esp Epilogue).
Ikemen Sengoku: Romances Across Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/4/2018 - OC, Mitsuhide A. - Complete
Di Esistere by IridescentInTheDark reviews
Gaara/Sakura. Desperate to escape an arranged marriage for her inheritance, Sakura instead marries a prisoner on death row. But putting this ugly affair behind her is going to be harder than she expected, and sparks fly when he won't let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,039 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Dragon and The Kitsune by ImpracticalDemon reviews
Canon setting, mid Masamune's route (mostly). This is my version of "what about the scenes we didn't get to see?" featuring Masamune and Mitsuhide. A bit of humour, some conversation, a bit of introspection, and the scene that is the reason for the M rating.
Ikemen Sengoku: Romances Across Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2018 - [Masamune D., OC] Mitsuhide A.
An Action-filled Afternoon by Tuvstarr's lost heart reviews
Choosing to spend a rare, free afternoon in the gym, Konohamaru gets an unexpected sparring partner and one thing leads to another OR: Konohana, sparring partners both vertical and horizontal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H. - Complete
Temazcal by JuiceBox Hero reviews
Government psychiatrist Haruno Sakura has just been given the biggest case of her career. Will she be able to pull it off, or has she gotten in over her head? Rated M for language and later sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,914 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sakura H., Deidara
L is for the way you look at me by DefiantDreams reviews
"Can't you stay a little longer?" / It's time for Tobirama to return back to his time. Sakura understands that he has to, but that doesn't mean it hurts any less. Reverse Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Tobirama S., Sakura H.] - Complete
Invocation of the Muse by Nenalata reviews
She needs to finish college. He needs to leave his mark on the world. Dangerous habits will sustain you when obsessive inspiration fails. Art School AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasori] - Complete
Surprisingly Chocolate Valentine by Kitsune-Paws reviews
Yuugi has only a vague idea of what he's doing, but he has to be quick before his roommates catch him and tease him to death. Fortunately for him, one roommate is happy to lend a hand.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Atem, Yūgi M.] K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Haze by Sariasprincy reviews
Because Shisui wanted her and really the alcohol was only the perfect excuse. ShiSaku. Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.] - Complete
magic in your hands by DefiantDreams reviews
Haruno Sakura is a massage therapist. Senju Tobirama is her hot, older client.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/30/2018 - [Tobirama S., Sakura H.] - Complete
Had the Fates been Kinder by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Had the fates been kinder, they wouldn't be in the situation that they are in. Maybe they could have been happy. Character death. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Hashirama S., Fū - Complete
ichigo ichie by sunrises6 reviews
There is always an invisible distance separating them. But, Tobirama thinks, it's a gap that no one else can come in between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Sakura H., Tobirama S. - Complete
Different by AMidnightSilhouette reviews
She worried about him often since the day she first treated him, but perhaps she was wrong in doing so. Perhaps he wasn't as similar to Madara like she thought... previously posted as 'The Difference', now with chapter 2 continuation. Tobirama x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sakura H., Tobirama S. - Complete
Blurred Lines by Sariasprincy reviews
He was an international criminal. She was a federal agent. And she wanted nothing more than to arrest him - or shoot him - if only he would stop providing her leads to more desirable criminals first. MadaSaku. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,184 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Madara U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Developmental Graveyard by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
"Where did you even think of this?" "I saw a possum." "...a possum."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
In Hindsight by FallenInDreams reviews
He wasn't her first. Or her second. Or even her third. But she was kind of hoping he would be her last. AU Modern GaaSaku. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
The Bachelor by Flashchimp reviews
Tea couldn't believe what had happened to her. Her vacation had effectively turned into a nightmare because she had agreed to do a favor. Now she was a contestant on Domino's very first Bachelor show. Worst of all, the bachelor was Seto Kaiba. How could she win his heart when her true desire was to wring his neck?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,181 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Mine Entirely by Rebeca13 reviews
War changes people. It either strengthens or destroys human's spirit. Sakura Haruno stood up and faced bravely all the terrors. She understood what she wanted from her life – and she wouldn't accept anything less. But when she thinks there's nothing that can actually shake her, she is forced to nurse Madara Uchiha. Above all, she can't explain why his touch seems heavenly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,985 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Forgotten Moments by PeppermintShamrock reviews
It's hard to reminisce about all the things you used to get up to when only one of you remembers them. One shot written for Vaseshipping Week 2016
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Atem, Mana] - Complete
Cold Spots by planless reviews
She worms her way into his heart and, somehow, makes him whole. [TobiSaku] Sort of a sequel to 'Colder Spots', despite having been written previously. [OS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Sakura H., Tobirama S. - Complete
Waiting on Fate by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
Hana has defied conventions since birth. And Shino has always followed the expectations placed upon him. But when a childhood crush slowly turns into something more, they face the ultimate test of loyalty to Konoha, their families and to each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 239,759 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Shino A., Hana I.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Green Water by deBrumbled reviews
Sakura wasn't meant to be here. She embarks on her journey to find out just who exactly she was but it soon becomes apparent that survival comes first. After all, she's not the only unnatural thing in these parts. SakuTobir
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,898 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Call Me by MissHoshigaki reviews
Sakura was regretting pointing out the regular she thought was cute; she should have known Ino wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. A little KisaSaku coffee shop au two-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Oil and Water by Ji-soo reviews
The development of the relationship between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto through the eyes of Uchiha Fugaku; a quiet but amused spectator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
To Feel by obligedterritory reviews
He is not stalking. He is a renowned shinobi and is a respectable Hokage and following a pink-haired shinobi is not his thing. Or so that's what he's trying to convince himself. Rated T. Just to be sure :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Sakura H., Tobirama S. - Complete
Give Me A Reason by Rise of the Blossom reviews
Things aren't always what they seem and when Sasuke realises that, he also realises he has two choices: fight for her, or give in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,045 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For those kinds of nights by pyro-rocketeer reviews
She would go for a walk, late into the night, when the stars glittered protectively over the village. Non-massacre. AU. Rated for some swearing. Changed summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Fireworks by Sanashii reviews
Non massacre/AU: In lapse of momentary weakness, he found himself smitten with her doe eyes and mischievous smile. And the grace behind her monstrous strength.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
Deserted Distractions by Blue Lace Agate reviews
When the weather conspires to trap them together, things heat up between Ryou and Tea. But what happens when the darkness within Bakura comes out to play? Host/Vex
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 105,240 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Anzu M./Tea G., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
One Worded Responses by Purplecherry5 reviews
Tea was amazing. Tea was a natural plant that Sakura could depend on and use. Tea could be watered down or filled with as much sugar as she wanted to satisfy her taste buds. Tea was much easier to deal with than the infuriating Sasuke Uchiha in front of her. POST 4th war, cannon. First Date
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by kci47 reviews
Sgt. Benson is running late for an event, but ADA Barba won't go away. She tracks him down later and makes a surprising discovery, which leads to a steamy encounter. WARNINGS: Benson/Barba, mostly PWP, heed the M rating.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [O. Benson, R. Barba] - Complete
Cold to the Touch by Furiyan reviews
When a horrible accident rips those he loves from his life, Jackson Overland closes himself off from the world, content to be alone. Except, he's enrolled at Arendelle College, an establishment for the wealthy elite. It's his idea of hell, but someone there might just change his life and in doing so, heal his frozen heart. Rated M for mature stuff, and cover picture is not mine.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 253,026 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Jack Frost, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Insanity by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
It was insanity, pure insanity, to love a woman who openly loved another but he could not stop and it was finally time to take a stand for what he wanted. If only he had bothered to just come out and say it... NejiXSakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
A Sprite in the Forest by LilithiaRW reviews
When Haku first met her, be thought she was surely a faerie. She was light and she was happiness, and so impossibly bright that he was sure he would be blinded. Still he could never look away, and he only prayed that he was worthy of her attention. A short story through the years of a love which never wavered. Because Haku needs love too. Rated M for LEMON chapter 6.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
Ex-Valentine's Day by Furiyan reviews
Jack and Elsa are sophomores in college, and they both dislike Valentine's Day for different reasons. Yet, fate seems to have other ideas when it brings the two disillusioned twenty-one year old students together. Rated M for swearing, adult themes, and more smut than a...smut factory. When life gives me lemons, I stick 'em in this oneshot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Lost In The Blossoms by Elliot Grace And Theories reviews
She is divine. She is beauty. She is pain. She is everything he did not know he wanted. So he protects his princess with his life, devotes himself to her. AU. Rated for Slight Mature Content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Let It Out by GrayWolf555 reviews
Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bonds That Break by SassafrasTea reviews
(mature) Pure JiraTsu smut. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Masterpiece Of A Masquerade by NaruLover53 reviews
A glittering ball, and handsome bidders looking for some fun to pass the time. It just so happens Sakura's in the catalog for purchasing. But, is her soon to be owner biting off more than he can chew? One-Shot YamatoXSakura, (Rated M) Contains Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Bend Me Dont Break Me by NaruLover53 reviews
Sakura's personal boundaries are about to come crumbling down, because no one can resist a devilishly handsome ANBU member for long. One-Shot YamatoXSakura, (Rated M) Contains Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Dances and Cold Feet by exploding-penguins reviews
The jonin's ball is coming up, and Fugaku has his eye on a lovely raven haired woman. Can Minato and Kushina help play matchmaker?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Fugaku U., Mikoto U.] [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
To Love a Monster by urfriendlyneighborhoodpan reviews
All he'd ever wanted was her acceptance, out of everyone in the world, and all because she reminded him of a person who had tried to hurt him so long ago, the only person he had ever trusted. She didn't know if she could give him what he wanted, but she'd be damned if she wasn't willing to try.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Always Yours by MadBlossomingPrincess reviews
There was never any doubt that Kisara was Seto's. It was just a fact of life. She was always his, same as he was always going to be hers.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Kisara, Set - Complete
Of Madness and Sandcastles by StormyInk reviews
Sasuke has returned to the village but still struggles to overcome his moments of madness. Sakura seeks help from the one person who has lived through the depths of psychosis & has come through with shinning colors. What she doesn't count on was becoming so enchanted with the kazekage himself. GaaSaku slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,258 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Promises Made, Promises Kept by Izzyaro reviews
They were brothers before they became legends. Five times Tobirama protected his brother, and one time he didn't need to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
For What It's Worth by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
A damaged man she loves. But regardless of the sacrifices she has to make, it is always worth it. He is always worth it. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Existence by thebeatbuddha reviews
When he comes at night with his copper eyes and crimson hair, she is alive. When he touches her skin with lust and tremulous desire, she is real. When he pushes himself into her with betrayal and roughness, she is true. Because with him, she exists. And it only takes one man with onyx eyes to ruin all of it- to bring her back to nothing...One-Shot Lemon..RandR - First SakuSasoSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
A Poor Substitute by MaPetite-cricket reviews
A brief encounter in a cave after a mission has Sakura confused. Neji on the other hand knows what he wants, and he wants her, but will she want him when the one person she never thought she'd see again comes back? WARNING:Rated M for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a boss by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romcom. Anko's pov. Step 1: Marry incredibly sexy boss. Step 2: Have his babies. Step 3: Live happily ever after. See, I've got all that figured out, it's just the getting him to notice me part that's difficult. Rated T for general suggestiveness. The awesome cover picture is drawn by the wonderful Jigoku-Dayu93!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Training Grounds ThirtySeven by KatMaxKu reviews
Oneshot. AU. Nonmass. Haruno Sakura would have done anything to get her favorite training spot back, but she didn't realize the gravity of her determination...The outtake "The Black Hawk" is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sakura H., Shisui U. - Complete
A Totally Gnarly Wipe Out by Allikatt112285 reviews
Alice is certainly not the typical surfer's bunny, but when a shaggy, sandy-haired surfer stumbles upon her on the beach, their attraction is instant. Can he teach her how to ride? One-Shot, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
All I Need by kem722 reviews
Jasper is a bodyguard for a prominent politician and he's forced to spend the summer with the senator's wife Alice and her two daughters. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Red by shalu reviews
A tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
We are broken by xIt's Time to Burnx reviews
Alice knows her life is far from perfect. Jasper's life has just been turned upside down. As they both struggle to make the best out of a bad situation will they find what they need in each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,086 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ambrosio by DasMervin reviews
He heard her, heard her telling him to scream, and scream he did — he was being burned alive, burned in his bed, burned by the angel astride him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Alec, Jane - Complete
A Brief History of Shikaku and Yoshino by lovesrainscent reviews
A brief history of the most undeniably canon couple in all of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Stress by Storms reviews
Every girl dreams of a man who knows exactly what they are feeling. A glimpse into life married to Jasper Hale. Takes place the Summer between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Squirrels In The Attic by lovesrainscent reviews
Silly little fluff piece between Shikaku and Yoshino. Romantically humorous or humorously romantic but only slightly naughty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
One More Shot by kirmit reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revieled. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU RATED M FOR A REASON collab w/Calin Durus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,884 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Best Friends Forever Or Not? by luv2beloved reviews
AU, AH, OC, OCC - GJWHF Sequel: Full Summary inside! The Girls are home and now it is time to test their love and friendship! Spans 20 years of friendship! Best Friends Forever - Or Not? Now Completed!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,616 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Second Chance by Cecilia1204 reviews
Jasper is a professor who is afraid to love again. Alice is his student who is determined break through that fear and fill the lonely places in his heart. AH/AU. First fanfiction ever. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Regression by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Classroom Fantasies by kyla713 reviews
Alice is a professor at Dartmouth, who has an unhealthy attraction to one of her students. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tactile Feedback by GoldenGrimoire reviews
“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dance by Tori of Lorien reviews
Charlie has always considered Alice to be like a second daughter to him. What happens when he meets the most important person in her life for the first time? Will he approve of him or worry about her safety with the intimidating, dark, brooding blond?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
It Started With a Vision by greenpeach20 reviews
This is the story of Alice and Jasper and how their love blossomed. A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Pull of Polaris by XFauxAfflictionX reviews
This is the tale of Jasper Whitlock from Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse as seen through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Engagement Games by RougeRosette reviews
-Hiatus-ItaSaku AU. Sakura is selected to be one of Itachi's fiancee candidates. Itachi's father has prepared a selection to select one from five girls to be Itachi's fiancee. Will she win the competition?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,473 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Climate Change by BabelFish42 reviews
Jasper describes himself as “undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.” How did he end up with Alice and the rest of the Cullens? What was he like before he met them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,902 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Changes by BiteMe1918 reviews
All human. Nobody is related except for Alice and Emmett. Rosalie and Edward and Alice and Emmett all transfer. Bella is antisocial and Jasper is a vampire. All get togather and change dramatically. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Tiny Dancer by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
“Hold me closer tiny dancer …” a oneshot about Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale’s first meeting. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Vision Of A Lifetime by BookMe reviews
An AxJ Vintage story! See how Alice and Jasper cope with one another and deal with accidents, a dinner, a betrothal, social class differnces, Jasper's fist fight and then some. Mainly fluff and one lemon that rolled off a nearby lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Take My Hand by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Written for the iluvedward Jasper/Alice challenge...A peculiar emotion radiated from her petite frame; an emotion I did not know. It wasn’t fondness, but something much deeper...T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Releasing Tension by saphira341 reviews
Emotions in the house prove to be too much for Jasper to handle by himself. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
No Need by lumoslumiere reviews
On a trip to learn more about his past, Alice gives Jasper a suprise he'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Break in the Madness by Ranma15177 reviews
Sometime before Escaping Sol Jasper and Alice were in an interesting situation in a bathroom that belonged to someone else. This is that story. JasperXAlice Smexyness abounds! This is lemony fresh and just in time for Lolly's b-day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Jasper's War by Ajazzy reviews
For I Am Fizz's Fluffy Challenge. Oneshot. First time with fluff. Jasper fights in the battle to keep Alice safe. Inspired by Edward's line in Eclipse, "...making sure Alice had nothing to do." Rated T for very little violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Hope For an Eternity by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
It was like I was seeing the sun for the first time, and though I knew it couldn't be real, I felt for a moment as if my heart began beating. A AliceJasper story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Kitten by Niamh929 reviews
Bella gets a new pet and of course it causes problems [ONESHOT]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Defiant by Poiison reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been together. What happens when she disturbs him during his studies and when she sees a disturbing vision that may disrupt the future? [AlicexJasper] [RATED M] OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Bouncing Back by hiei1317 reviews
Sequel to my story Promise. Please r and r this, but I would recommend reading and reviewing, please Promise first, since it will make more sense. SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,109 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Addomesticando il succhia sangue by Flourescent Grey reviews
The story of Alice meeting Jasper in the 1950's. The title of my fanfic means Taming the bloodsucker... the question is, who's doing the taming? written PreEclipse so don't shoot me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,812 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evolution by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku][Sequel to Metamorphosis] Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mother's Day 1986 by Tee2007 reviews
Esme's Mother's Day with the Cullens 20 years ago. Dedicated to all the wonderful mothers out there.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Disgusting Fascination by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
They wanted to tear their eyes away so badly, it was so very wrong, this was Zetsu they were talking about!...but they couldn’t it was just too strange. [Zetsu x Deidara] [ZetDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Oh.Edward reviews
Alice decides to clean out her closet, but she soon looses interest after Jasper tries to help...[AxJ fluff!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Strange love makes me itchy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just One Shot by Shanghai Honey reviews
Collection of crazy, wacky, oneshots. Newest Akatsuki Member, Twelve Chaotic Shinobi's and more to come. You've never seen anything like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Strangers in the Woods by Crimsonpawwz reviews
A fallen friend, a chance meeting, and Hinata's world is forever changed. [complete!] Warning for unusual pairing [kisahina], language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,295 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Angels Still Fall from the Skies by withered-soup reviews
Sasuke uses his sin to get back to the mortal he used to love. [SasuSaku][sequel to Confessions of a Sinner]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,622 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Art of Seduction by twitch and spaz reviews
To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Moon Animals by Lady Silvamord reviews
Neji. Sakura. From kisses to stars to moon animals, fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Backfire by Mikami reviews
ItaSaku. After holding Sakura captive for five months, Itachi comes up with a perfect plan on how to exact further pain on Sasuke. Unfortunately, he overlooked the possibility of it backfiring. One shot only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura on my Back by avatarhike reviews
Short oneshot on GaaraxSakura. Gaara no longer carries his gourd around? What does he carry now then?please R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
In the dead of winter by thexpariah reviews
It was the coldest, dead part of winter, but to one, the best part of the year. ITASAKU two part M for lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Habit by LaylaPlum reviews
Fate has knocked hard on Neji's door for far too long, and he simply can't take it anymore. Curse seal or no curse seal, he's planned a hard awakening for destiny. NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Birthday Presents by Cyberwolf reviews
[entry for the Fated Heaven contest] It's Tenten's birthday, and Neji tries to give her a present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Full Moon, Half Moon by Crimsondansen reviews
So cold and distant, yet at the same time, the warmest thing in the universe. NejiTen! ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Gathering by Ice Everlasting reviews
Sabaku No Gaara is bored.Then he decides to have a 'gathering' with his friends!things go haywire when there's a storm that no one can get out of :o!I wonder what's gonna happen?GaaraXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of a Sinner by withered-soup reviews
My romance masterpiece. Playing with kisses, emotions and death is always arousing...especially when the game is played by the sex god, Uchiha Sasuke. [SasuSaku] [prequel to Angels Still Fall from the Skies]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,497 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
B Mine by Amon's Angel of the Darkness reviews
COMPLETE Sakura gets lots of nice gifts on Valentine's Day, but her favorite suitor always has a surprise for her. KakaSaku oneshot, challenge for Anime Love Nest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Delirium by Sierra's Darkness reviews
[Thief KingxMalik Ishtar] The stranger was always hungry for Malik’s lips, stealing a fierce kiss whenever he could. Calloused hands roamed across Malik’s skin, caressing in all the right places, drawing Malik up to a taunting reminder of what was real.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
Code by MeeLee reviews
Kakashi and Iruka have been captured and Iruka bets everything on one last desperate ploy, if not to save himself, then to at least save his partner. KakaIru oneshot. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Behind the Mask reviews
They're just monsters. Murderers that laugh in the face of death, relishing in their chaos. Or, are they? Behind the facades of the villainous Akatsuki members, they're people. And all people have little hobbies they enjoy. (Rated T for language and some sensitive themes.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
A Bug By Any Other Name reviews
Aburame Shino is the creepy bug-lover of the Rookie 9. But is that how he feels about it? We know all about what Naruto and his team get up to before the chuunin exams, but what about Team Eight? Follow Shino, Hinata, Kiba, and Akamaru as they complete their missions to qualify for entry, as well as become closer friends and teammates. Shino's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Hinata H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kurenai Y.
Alternatives reviews
Side story to 'Pimp My Sasuke One More Time'. "So I thought about it. I mean, maybe Gaara had the right idea. Who says you and I couldn't be kick ass Kindergarten teachers?" Becoming pimps didn't work out, but maybe becoming teachers will...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pimp My Sasuke One More Time! reviews
Final Part. Sasuke still wants to be a pimp. But will his new idea on how to be one actually succeed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Call Me Crazy reviews
So maybe I have lost my mind. If getting my Alice was a product of doing so, then, by all means, call me crazy. AlicexJasper, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The CakeNappers reviews
Team Gai has a special mission to deliver a birthday cake, but the Akatsuki want it! Serial rapist ninja, rabid chinchilla, bad dating advice, and bear heads included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
A Cat and A Rat reviews
Yuki and Kyo are having difficulties admitting their feelings for each other. But one day in detention and one rain storm changes their lives forever. Shounenai
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Party At Gaara's reviews
Kankuro wants to have a party and has enlisted the help of Temari. The problem? A certain redheaded little brother of theirs. Question is, can they overcome said problem and party?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Pimp My Sasuke Again! reviews
Sequeal to Pimp My Sasuke. Sasuke still wants to be a pimp, and this time, Kakashi's gonna let him. What happens? Crazyness, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pimp My Sasuke reviews
Kakashi needs an idea to get money, so Naruto and Sasuke are trying to help. But when Sasuke comes up with one, Naruto and Kakashi are a bit more than surprised...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete