Yes, I've finally snapped and gotten a sockpuppet account. This ID is used to leave cough less-than-flattering cough reviews--because I don't want my own review boards filled with revenge reviews.

I will:
tell you what's wrong
tell you how to fix it
tell you what's good about your story
probably tell you to get a beta reader

I will not:
out and out flame you
tell you your writing sucks and you should never write again
tolerate the excuse that "It's only fanfic." If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

My email is always available, and you can IM me over Yahoo (agilebrit).