I am a bloody poet. I love to write poetry, but I also write fanfictions. I like to parody things, parody is my favorite way to enjoy the First Ammendment. My favorite things to parody are fanfictions of celebrities. I mean, for fuck's sake, why in hell does anybody write about what they wish they could do with Justin Timberlake? Who gives a shit? It's the lowest form of fanfiction there is. So I parody that. I like to get emails, and I love flames. They're just so hilarious, I print them out and post them in my room XD Especially I like flames that are based on the concept of the story. In my Pokemon fanfiction I've gotten flames because Ash and Misty didn't fall in love with the story. If you're THAT lame, why the hell are you reviewing?