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"Two wrongs don't make a right but they do make a good excuse."

Hi!!...um yeah...so anyways...information bout little old me, here goes.

Name: ...should I? oh well, my name is Kim

Nicknames: Kitten(my friend put a collar on me and is gonna buy a leash, my friends are weird.)

Age: ...19

Sex: If you cannot tell this then you are and idiot...so for all you idiots out there, I am a female.

Favorite color: Teal (Gaara's eyes...hehe)

Favorite food: Sushi or ramen

Favorite book currently: Maximum Ride series (Fang)

Favorite movies: Avatar, Rango, Pirates of the Carribbean

Favorite band: Avenged Sevenfold

Likes: Manga, anime,books that I can get into, pocky(crack for ninjas baby), writing(as long as it's not required writing for school then my mind goes blank.), ramen, stuffed animals(don't ask I've just collected them since I was little), yaoi(nothing hotter than two guys smexing huh? hehe yea), my friends(weird as they are -cough-Darren cat collar-cough-), some T.V(I really don't watch it anymore unless it's anime and soon I'll convert to watching that on the internet.),being lazy(hehe when I'm not in my house you can usually find me lying in a tree sleeping. There is this perfect tree just over the creek on my property, I go there when I want to relax and usually fall asleep in, although I once fell into the water because one of my friends woke me up suddenly and he laughed at me...I have such kind friends, neh?), wolves, other things(don't really feel like explaining anymore right now)

Dislikes: Very arrogant people that they have a stick shoved up where the sun don't shine(-cough-Sasuke-cough-), preps, broccoli(bad experience 'nuff said), people who start a fanfiction and never update(seriously I get into a story and find out that it hasn't been updated in years...ugh), Barry and Tyler,waking up early, fangirls and fanboys.

Fav. anime/manga: Naruto, Bleach, +Anima, Rosario +Vampire, Black Cat, DN Angel, there are others I just can't remember them.

Fav. Games: KH I, KH II, FF VII, FF Crisis Core, Dragon Age, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Little Big Planet, Ninja Gaiden

Fav. Characters: Naruto, Gaara, Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sai, Jiraiya(may he R.I.P), Kakashi, Sora, Riku, Axel, Ichigo, Chad, Tsukune, Moka, Cooro, Husky, um too many more to name...

Hated Characters: SASUKE!!(I cannot stress this enough, duck-butt needs to go die!),Karin(stupid fangirls!)

Quotes:

Detective: "So his dead body was lying in the middle of the floor for three days and you still didn't notice?"
Suspect: "...Maybe... wait...I don't get it...Repeat the question!"

I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!

WHO DID YOU SAY WAS A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!"

Bye-bye - Gin Ichimaru

I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!

Behind this mask is...another mask!

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Everyone knows that the internet IS FOR PORN!

Don't talk to strangers, especially freaky pale ones with a fetish for little boys. XD

People like you are why people like me need medication.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.

"That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!"

"It's not rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!' first."

"As the sun dies and it's blood flows into the ocean with the moon crying stars, wolves sing a beautiful song."

"Mess with the best and you'll die like the rest!"

“Eyes of an angel watching and guiding the path you walk. Up the stairs to where I am. Or down where I cannot see.”

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"A person who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys."

"7/5 of all people do not understand fractions."

"The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do."

"Solutions are NOT the answer."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."

"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."

"Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"

"Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."

"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."

"When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way!"

"I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out."

"Change is good, but dollars are better."

"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about."

"After eating do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water."

"I know you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant."

"If this saying did not exist, somebody would of invented it."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!"

"Why get even, when you can get odd?"

"What goes around in my head usually gets dizzy and falls over."

"Why is it called 'after dark' when it is really 'after light'?"

"If your last name was Crunch, and if you eventually join the army, would your name be Captain Crunch?"

"Suppose the weather man says it’s gonna be a 50 chance of rain. Won’t that simply imply that he has no idea if it’ll rain or not?"

"Isn’t it disturbing how the word therapists are ‘the’ and ‘rapists’ put together?"

"Why do we assume Humpty Dumpty was an egg? (In the rhyme, it never says he was.)"

"Why do people use the expression ‘hear yourself think’?"

"If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of their nose?"

"If you’re in Hell, and you’re pissed at someone, where do you tell them to go?"

"Why do they put holes in crackers?"

"When you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction."

"A day without the sun is like, you know, night."

"Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith, and...I'm a locksmith..."

"I didn't say it say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."

"Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable."

"It was all so different before everything changed."

"If it's not one thing, it's another, unless it's neither."

"Why do psychics have to ask for you name?"

"If time is on your side, what is on the other side?"

"How is it that 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?"

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"Gravity always gets me down."

"I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait."

"The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant."

"There are three kinds of people--those who can count, and those who can't."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

“Don't take life too seriously; I mean seriously, no on gets out alive"

“Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh"

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now"

“You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?”

"You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification in this or any other plane!"

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

“Star light, Star bright, only hope in darkest night, I wish I may, I wish I might, to die and fall into the light”

"You cannot save me from myself, for I am my own Heaven, but more than that, my own Hell."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

“I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.”

"My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing—you”

"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."

"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."

"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."

"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."

"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."

"It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine."

"I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking."

"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing."

"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"You’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”

"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Take a picture, it lasts longer."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"

"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."

"You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."

"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."

"Hindsight is always 20/20."

"Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss."

"One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left."

"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it."

"STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards."

"Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience."

"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes"

"Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute."

"Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either"

"You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."

"Indolent means: To free from pain."

“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”

“Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.”

"Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together."

“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”

"Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride."

"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened."

"Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most."

"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."

"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"It's not when animals attack, it’s when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten."

"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"

"I'm busy; your ugly have a nice day."

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But you’re just abusing the privilege."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."

"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed."

"In the end, I believe people are still good at heart."

"Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on the end of pencils."

"When caught between two evils, chose the one you know best."

"I am not afraid of storms, for I have learned how to sail my ship."

"Like a slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove."

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind."

"Alcohol is the motivation of writers."

"The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim."

“Some people like happy endings, some are realistic.”

"The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart knows what the heart knows."

“Lynn, Lynn city of sin, if you go to heaven they won't let you in."

"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"You did WHAT with my Midol!"

"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."

"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"I see stupid people, there's so many."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"

"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"

"I'm not reading porn!"

"I hate life, that's why I killed mine years ago."

"Life is a bitch. Your wife's bitchy. Your children are bitches. What more can a man wish for?"

"The high cost of living is death."

"Woman runs into a party, dressed nicely: "sorry, I'm late. I had to kill my husband and his whore, and then I had to bury them in the neighbor's backyard while they were away on vacation. I also had to change because of the blood stain, clean up the evidence and blow up my house for cleansing of sins, so...what were you guys doing?""

"Man: I just found out my weakness: water
Man 2: so that's the reason why you haven't bathe for 32 years"

"Insult me and feel my brother's wrath."

"Love hurts so does a knife to the chest."

"What would you rather feel? The pain of your spouse's betrayal or the knife that's being plunging into you."

"I have a love for you, but the distance of the Atlantic Ocean is killing it."

"Can you still love me after you've known the fact that I want everyone to die with me after I die because I don't want to be alone?"

"Woman: give me sex! Give me love!
Man: what's the difference?"

"The rain is falling on me. Here you shall be. Beside me, while I get struck by lightening."

"Kill me before I admit you're beautiful. Kill me before I love you. Kill me before I kiss you. Kill me before I make you mine."

"Woman: I swore to never lie
Man: you said you didn't love me
Woman: I know...I lied"

"To reach my heart, first give me yours."

"I need to see you to love you, but even then I might still hate you."

"I am legally evil."

"Sue me and I'll give you something to sue."

"Therapist: you're in denial
Patient: I am not in denial!
Therapist: see!
Patient: if a therapist is telling a non-denial patient that she's in denial, making her believe she's in denial, making the therapist stay in denial, making them both stay in denial, isn't that denial?"

"I hate life...that's why I ran in front of a truck, but they saved me and now I'm a vegetable. Now I don't know that I hate life, but somewhere in those damaged tissues of brain, I know I hate life."

"The horns are there to hold up my halo."

"Person 1: (picks up phone) hello?
Person 2: ... (click)
Ten minutes later.
Person 1: hello? Hello?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: hello? You know you should really answer when you call someone. This sucks. Did you just call to see who would pick up or do you like to taunt people. At least say wrong number so the other person on the other line knows that you can speak proper English!
Person 2: ...uh, wrong number?
Person 1: oh, so now you say wrong number!"

"Woman: HURRYUP!
Man: patience is a virtue
Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!"

"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"

"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"

"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."

"Logic is panics prey."

"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."

"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."

"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."

"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."

"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel

"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."

"Laundry Math: 1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock"

"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong."

"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."

"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."

"Haste makes waste."

"It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants."

"You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!"

"What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!"

"Are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?"

"I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?"

"Right, then, I’ve got places to go, rivals to slaughter," said Bakura casually, getting to his feet, sword swinging up over his shoulder. "Think I’ll start with his fingers."

"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."

"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."

"I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!"

"Miroku: Yeah, let's run. Inuyasha: What? No way! You can't just eat and run! Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion. Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested."

""Do not watch this program! It will liquefy your brain! An escaped criminal has tampered with this transmission, and it is imperative that you turn off your television right now! I'm serious, STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW!" - Robin"

"The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman."

"Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide."

"Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy."

We both know something’s begun
Nothing feels that real without you
Wanna learn so much about you

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" Yuki/Hatsuharu/Yuki from "Fruits Basket".

"You know, when you go black, you're a real bastard!" "Oh yeah? Just for that, when I'm done with you...I'm gonna take your little girlfriend." "What the--you're gonna what!?" "Oh, you know. I'm gonna do this, and a little of that, and I'm definitely gonna do that!" Kyou/Hatsuharu/Kyou/Hatsuharu from "Fruits Basket".

"Somehow this has turned into a fighting anime." Tohru when Kyou and Hatsuharu started fighting in "Fruits Basket".

"It's lucky for me you're so cute..." "Huh..." "I mean, if I'm gonna do it, it should be with someone cute, right." Hatsuharu talking to a naive Tohru from "Fruits Basket".

"If sanity were a place, I wouldn't want to go there. The reason why is simple. As soon as I entered it, wouldn't I technically be in Sane."

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

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Akatsuki Crack Theme Songs

Kakuzu

- Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani
Deidara- Boom Shake The Room by Will Smith
Hidan- Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Itachi- I Wanna Be Bad by Britney Spears (I think?)
Kisame- Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows by ??
Sasori- Halloween by Maryln Manson
Tobi- Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake
Zetsu- Just The Two of Us by Will Smith
Pein (Leader)- The Pride Of The Tyrant by Rhapsody
Konan Show Stopper by Danity Kane:

Naruto quiz (one of my friends sent it to me)

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kisame, Hinata, Zabuza, Haku, Kirabi (his raps are lame but funny), Tsunade, Sai

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Yaoi: itanaru, gaanaru, kibanaru Het: NaruHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan? Yaoi!

4. Ever cos-played Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Um I once cos-played as Kisame. My friends thought I was crazy.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Um some of the manga, some of the anime, games, posters, hinates, action figures, Akatsuki cloak (just need Samehada), a Gaara plushie, a Kakashi plushie, an akatsuki fleece blanket, a Naruto art book, one of those straw hat things that the akatsuki wear.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Not particularly but I'd go for one of the bad guys.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Ugh neither, Sasuke should either end up alone or die.

9. Which team is your favorite? Shippuuden’s Team Kakashi (I love Sai!)

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Uh no way.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Of course!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? -hangs head sadly- No

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? -sinks into depression- No! -sobs-

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he acted stupid but he could be smart when he wanted to be plus he's older and more mature now.

17. Sub or dub? Meh I can go for either.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro Shippuuden Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny up to a point

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Ugh Madara Uchiha (how the hell is he still alive, seriously isn’t he like pushing 100?)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast!(lol jk)

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara or Orochimaru (Orochimaru proved it himself)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Umm… I’m gonna say either Hidan (if he walked around hugging everyone, telling them he loved them) or Kakuzu (giving out money to everyone).

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Love them!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Hell yes!

27. Do you like lemons? Yes –blushes-

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Um yeah I think so, though whenever I mention it my mom gives me a weird look.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? VERY funny! Especially Shino!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fan-flashes? OMG yes! It’s so funny!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, it kinda happened the other way around. One of my friends got me hooked on it.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope, I suck at drawing.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?’? See above answer

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? OMG! I would love to!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Stupid, of course not, why would he kill his own son?

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: Again I can’t draw.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? HELL NO!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Umm…not yet.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? -sigh- Yes, but oh well.

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

29208 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

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OMG! I can't believe Michael Jackson is dead! It's so weird. So R.I.P Michael Jackson.

Um anything else...no?...mebe I'll think of it later.

I will update my story soon.

So bye then!

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Rakun-ai : Updates should become more frequent, we got a new computer. BTW: Kakashi's alive! Woo!

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