Hello! This is Felis Malus (formerly The Writing Cryptid), or DragonMasterRoru on deviantART, if you want to look me up. I am mainly a Secret Saturdays fan-fic writer (or typer, I guess). If you want to know what my characters look like, please go to my dA account, I will be trying to upload reference pages as the story progresses. I will try to upload and type as much as I can, but for now, that's all.

- Malus

Fanfics

The Secret Saturdays: In progress, starting it over AGAIN...

Warrior Cats: Considering, still working it out.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Dropped, though I might make a creepy story.

Refs:

TSS

Isabella, Mary, and Wenona:

Pyo: . This is a temporary ref I will be updating with more anatomy and style corrections around the same time as Brandy's is made.

Roxy: In progress.

Warrior Cats:

Nightshade: Design in progress.

MLP: FiM

Possible Creepy story coming up, no OCs story though, it was a silly idea.

Other Places You Can Bother Me and Tell Me to Stop Being Lazy:

deviantART: (I changed my username, it's now DragonMasterRoru)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/xXSomethingHorridXx?feature=mhee

FurAffinity:

Feral Heart: My username is demonwolf64.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two, unless you count my dad's house.

4) Favorite candy bar? Kit Kats.

5) Favorite shoes? Gym shoes, I'm not one to care about brands XD .

6) Have you ever tripped someone? No, because people usually see it before they trip :'D .

7) Least favorite school subject? Gym.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hell no. Who would?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Surprisingly, no.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Usually family, friends, characters I am designing, etc.

12) Favorite genre of music? I like Rock and the 80's. Though I was born in the late 90's, the 80's was a magical decade of pure musical genius. Genius I tell you! And way better than what we have today, yikes...

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aries.

14) What time were you born? Three in the morning. Amazing timing, am I right?

15) Do you like beer? Not that I know of. The last time I had beer was when I was around two. Long story.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope. I'm a goody two shoes ;w; .

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Though I don't own many CDs, I guess I would have to say Taylor Swift? I still like her, but just not as much anymore. A little too sappy for me now-a-days.

18) Are you sarcastic? No way!

19) What are your favorite colors? Red and purple, and all shades of gray if that counts. And of course, black! It's all I wear XD .

20) How many watches do you own? I can only find one, though I'm pretty sure I own more.

21) Summer or winter? Summer. Swimming and lazy ass time galore!

23) Favorite color to wear? Black!

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite, though I prefer Gingerale.

25) What color is your cell phone? Purple with tiger stripes. Meow :3 .

26) Where is your second home? If the computer doesn't count, then probably my dad's.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes XD .

28) Have you ever had a cavity Nope.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One large one with three bulbs. Oh, and a cresent moon one as well. So, either two or four, whatever you see it as.

30) How many video games do you own? Lets see, one, two... A lot.

31) What was your first pet? A dog, but we couldn't keep her long...

32) Ever had braces? Yes, and they SUCK. I have my retainer now though, MUCH better!

33) Do looks matter? I could say no, but that wouldn't be the truth. I mean, in all honesty, usually the first thing that compels you to say 'hi' is how the person looks. If you had the choice to speak to the nice, cute looking person, or the disgusting one, which would you choose? Pretty obvious. Though it can be deceived a few times, it's just human nature.

34) Do you use chapstick? Occasionally, only when I really need to.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I'm not in High School yet, and I don't really think they would appreciate me telling random internet people their names...

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither.

37) Are you too forgiving? It depends. For family members, yes, but if it's someone I really hate, then I hold a grudge against them for a while.

38) How many children do you want? None, I dislike children :I . Plus the process of birth horrifies me. Perhaps in the future when I am more excepting of it.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Waffles, toast, french toast, and cereal.

41) Do you own a gun? No, but I believe my parents do. I DO own a Tactical Pen, good for writing AND stabbing evil doers :D .

42) Ever thought you were in love? Nope! I love none but my laptop (and family, but that's not what the question asked).

43) When was the last time you cried? I forgot...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Going to my dad's, computer games, drawing, ect.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I guess Panera, since I have gone there more than Olive Garden. I will say the Garden has some good stuff though.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Probably XD .

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, for my mom and step dad's wedding. Nice place.

48) Nicknames? Em, Demon, Kid, Leap, Mena, and Cinder (internet and real life).

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope. In this day and age, I'm not even sure if anyone is named Bertha...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No, I want to go.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope. The name scares me too much to enter the place, if you know what I mean.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Eh, I can't complain (unlike 60% of people on the internet).

57) Do you dye your hair? Sometimes. Nothing big though, just highlights.

58) Does anyone like you? If they did, I would not know, because I usually choose to ignore things like that.

59) What year were you born? 1998.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Either none existent or a sperm XD .

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope, not into boy bands, not even old ones :I .

62) McDonald's or Wendy's? Wendy's, I HATE McDonald's with a burning passion. And that damn Ronald McDonald clown too (he's evil I tell you).

63) Do you like yourself? Eh, sort of. I could be better, but oh flippin' well!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Both, though I guess my mom more since we're both girls.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes. As they say, they are 'windows to the soul' , or some shit like that.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Not exactly. I'm more afraid of what dwells in the dark than the dark itself.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope. I don't think I want to either.

68) Do you own a web cam? I have one built in to my laptop. Thank you Steve Jobs for my wonderful Macbook Pro, may he rest in peace.

69) Have you ever stripped? Besides when going to shower, no.

70) Ever broken a bone? Surprisingly, no. Weird, I'm quite clumsy. Though it may because I'm like a freaking vampire, refusing to go outside or the fact that I hate sports.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No. I don't even have an AIM...

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope not...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither. Scooby Doo all the way!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Again, neither. I'm more of a cartoon person.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I haven't been there long enough to know XD . But I sure hope so. I never really met the guidance counselors at my old middle school, but they seem nice.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Nope. Most of my t-shirts are too baggy to be able to tell, or no one gives a shit.

79) Do you have a birth mark? No.

80) Do you own a car? No. I can't even drive yet!

81) Can you cook? Besides simple things like toast and sandwiches, I'm pretty sure that's a no.

82) 3 things that annoy you: My little brother when he is being a pest (80% of the time), 2.5 out 3 children, and idiotic people (online and in real life), even when I'm being one.

83) Do you text message often? Eh, sometimes. I'm no popular kid, thank goodness.

84) Money or love? Love.

85) Do you have any scars? I think I have one on my face from when I was a baby. It's not as visible anymore.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To overcome the dreaded procrastination and do what I intend to for once!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Depends on the movie. Jumpscares, no. Creepy shit (Stephen King preferably), yes!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. You never know where a one night stand will lead. And I favor love anyways.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yeah, occasionally.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No, I'm more into comedy movies, and I'm pretty sure it's rare when Sylvester Stallone is funny.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Of course! How could an artist be without?

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Probably one of my parents. I don't give a shit how stupid that sounds, it's true! Plus none of my friends are girly enough to say those kinds of things aloud.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Probably someone online. I have a bad tendency to get into frats XD .

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I forgot. I don't cry very often, and no one really makes me cry. I sort of worry myself to tears.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Probably my step dad or some video online.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? ...Fictional or Non-Fictional? :'D

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I have no idea. Probably Sanura or my mother.

100) Who was the last person that called you I believe it was my father.

Other Facts About Me You Won't Give a Shit About!

- Hobbies: Writing (obvious) and drawing.

-Career: I'm hoping to either pursue a career as a therapist or an artist.

- I'm a furry, and my fursonas' are Leap the Hadjel, Mena the red-ruffed lemur, and Cinderaceus Felis "Cinder" the cat creature.

- I love catssssss!

- I'm the proud owner of two rats, Buddy and Lily.

- My favorite shows are Fact or Faked, Total Blackout, Lost Tapes, 1,000 Ways to Die, and (obviously) The Secret Saturdays.

- Long ass list of favorite animals besides cats and rats: Skunks, badgers, many species a foxes (Kit, Fennec, ect.) Ethiopians wolves, coyotes, caracals, servals, and many other small cat species (fishing cats, African Golden cats, ect.), martens, Vampire bats, fruit bats, honey badgers, fossa, jaguars (melanistic or not), stingrays, Maned wolves, Thompson's gazelle, Savannah cats, Egyptian maus, Manxes, dingos, Raccoon dogs, all hyenas (brown, striped, spotted, and Ardwolf), cheetahs (both regular and King patterns), red-ruffed lemurs, red pandas and most likely (too many) more.