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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Right well, I suppose I had better introduce myself.

I love books, I like to say that I have read a lot of books but that sadly isn't true, especially recently since I started reading a book back in March/April but I have yet to get back to it.

Books I have read:

-Harry potter (All bar the second one. Update: Just read the second one!)
-Twilight ( Meh it was okay)
-Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus. (Such amazing books! I love them all!)
-Carter Kane chronicles. (Same as above, amazing books)
-Divergent (Still trying to read the third one)
-Hunger games (I really enjoyed reading them, took me three hours per book)
-Blood red road & Rebel heart (These books are really cool!)
-Eragon. (First three)
-Karin Slaughter books (Grisly crime books )
-Karen Rose books (Same as above)
-Boy in the stripped pyjamas
-The fault in our stars ( Brought me to tears, I also read it in three house because I just couldn't put it down.)
-Narnia (1,2,4 and 5)

I tend to read a lot of Harry potter fanfiction and my favourite kind is when Harry either goes dark or neutral.
I have read some Hunger games fanfiction, same goes for Percy Jackson fanfiction, I just need to find some that truly grip me.

Fanfiction status:
The snake and the raven: Abandoned
Shadows exist within the light: In progress.

If you ever want to talk just send me a message and I am open to any advice you guys would have on helping me to improve as a better writer.

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Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 526,107 - Reviews: 5673 - Favs: 6,732 - Follows: 7,245 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,963 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 6,734 - Follows: 6,536 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Attention To Detail by VenustheMarvelTurtle reviews
Fluffy drabbles for Dark!Slytherin!Harry and Hermione. Request based, don't be shy. Hermione notices certain quirks and secrets about her green eyed Slytherin, and little by little she unravels him. Ratings vary by chapter. SPOILERS FOR CONUNDRUM!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Conundrum by VenustheMarvelTurtle reviews
All of Hogwarts knows that Harry Potter is nothing but trouble, but a late night conversation in the library with the green eyed boy leaves Hermione twisted in knots with what she thinks she knows and what's really true. He's a puzzle, and she's determined to solve him, but it may cost her her life. Dark!Slytherin!Harry/Hermione, Ron Bashing. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Shaping the Future by CharmedArtist reviews
In a darker future, the Order pitches one last battle at Hogwarts. Defeated, Harry Potter is defenseless against Voldemort's death blow... that somehow throws him into the past. (Snarry slash and evil!Dumbledore. You have been warned!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 184,176 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6392 - Favs: 9,948 - Follows: 8,206 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9683 - Favs: 21,663 - Follows: 12,885 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Golden Gecko by Toonlinkwolfstar reviews
Another case for the consulting detective and his blogger. A new game is on, though the pawn seems to be the main attraction.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Emancipation by BadGirlgoesworse reviews
What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. AU, OOC, set after DoM fiasco in OotP, slash: HP/SS, het: DM/GW, TN/HG, NL/LL, some bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 136,861 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Bleeding Love by Tango Dancer reviews
15 years ago, they sealed him away never to see the light again. Now that his innocence has been proven, they want him back, but what they find is a broken man. Will they manage to get over the secrets and get his trust back after all the pain? LV/HP/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 726 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Shadows exist within the light reviews
All it takes is for one event to be different for everything to change. Harry will not be walked over and used any more, watch as he enters his heritage and brings a new side to this war. With his friends at his sides and new friendships formed the young lord will be a force to be reckoned with. Rated M for future violence and cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2016
The Snake and the Raven reviews
Celestine Snape is Harry's other aunt and after four years planning she is able to rescue her nephew from the Dursleys and in the long run Dumbledore, Harry has much to learn before going to Hogwarts and being ready to face Dumbledore, but with his cousin Kassandra's help it shouldn't be too hard...right? Warning: Dumble Bashing, possibility of mild language in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete