Hey. I'm Cubix, and I'm an experienced writer of FanFiction, although I'm starting over on a new account because I got tired of looking at my other one. ;P So...uh...enjoy? (God, what the hell do they expect me to write?)

Mini-Bio: I'm an age, I'm currently single (now that I've grown the balls to update this), and I frequently perform pelvic-thrusts against my friends and colleagues in public. Why, you ask? Because I can get away with it, and it's like SO TOTALLY MAINSTREAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!111111!!one!!!!

Pairings I enjoy: SasuHina, NaruHina, NaruTen, ShikaTen, SasuIno, NaruIno, this list goes on and on.

No, I don't hate Sakura. I'm pretty much neutral about her.

I'm not quite sure what religion I follow.

I'm a bitch...pretty much most of the day. I'm sorry, OKAY? I can't help it D: BABY I WAS BORN THIS DAMN WAY.

Oh, come on. Don't sit there and try to convince the world that you aren't one, either.

You should know that I tend to not reply to texts until about fifteen minutes later, because that's when my phone beeps to remind me that I have a new message. Though you won't be texting me anyways...

...unless you have my phone number...

Oh Jashin.

(Please note that this section is for stuff that is generally uninteresting. So you can, y'know, skip to the next section.)

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

I am not a Narutard. But I want to fill this out so bad.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hinata, Kakashi, Madara (don't judge me), Lee, Gai, some other people...

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuHina, LeeIno, ShikaTen, some other ones...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? All three.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I once cosplayed Lee for Halloween.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A few plushies.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No...no, considering they're ink.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. Even though Naruto deserves one of my roof shingles up his ass for turning into a Gary-Stu.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nup.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I really should've deleted this question.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Konan.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I'm in the middle.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yessir.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I've been slacking.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I believe he's just so adorable.

17. Sub or dub? Sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? See #13.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? He was fabulous comedic relief until Madara decided to ruin the party.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? See #11.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Crazy uncle.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Just about every male character besides Jiraiya, Kakashi, Sarutobi, Chouji, and Asuma.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? My ultimate best friend.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Neji, by cutting his hair.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Herpa-

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? -derp.

27. Do you like lemons? Totes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad walked in on me watching an episode where Orochimaru was bleeding in the shower. I think he'd rather keep his distance.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yessir.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? I vaguely remember them.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No sir.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Boy, I wish my drawing skills were that good.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' See above.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Psh, don't I wish.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I was broke before Naruto.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I do, and then I want to bring Jiraiya back to life and give him the greatest high-five in history.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? See #11 and #20.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. WHY MUST I KEEP REPEATING MYSELF?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? When was he ever sexy?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I did, and then I erased them all once I realized they were all Mary-Sues.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Let's see...whenever I listen to music, I somehow relate it to Naruto. Whenever I watch an action movie, I always imagine that it's the Naruto characters fighting. Whenever I see someone brooding, I mumble "Sasuke" under my breath. But I'll be damned before if I ever admit it has.