I suppose most people start a bio with their name but then I'm not 'most people' so I won't. “My name is of no importance” Don’t fret; I don't have much to say- not anything important anyway. I live in Calgary, Canada so most days I hop on my ski-do, embarking on my venture through the snow and arrive at the local library since we don't have electricity in our igloos. House electricity sounds absurd anyway- who would actually want a telephone that rings at odd hours of the night?
As I was saying, I spend most of my time at school and sleeping or eating; when I am not doing such things I am usually doing homework because Satan has ensnared our world into thinking cutting down trees for various numbers is extremely important! The people will one day cry out in despair: ‘Oh what shall we do without our great various numbers?! What shall we do?!’ Then God will send a savior once again whom will show the people their injustice. The schools, with their various numbers, shall burn! From the ashes a new age of peace will be born and all shall be in bliss, ignorant bliss yet wonderful bliss!
Besides homework I don’t have much of a life but basically I turn my nerdy-ness to magnificent things such as Final Fantasy, Inu-Yasha, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, LOTR, Harry Pothead, Yu-Gi-Oh, internet, manga, anime, books, writing, video games, guitar and music. No matter how many times my friends call me a nerd or tell me I look like an eight year old I undoubtedly will deny it respectively because I DO NOT LOOK LIKE I AM EIGHT!!! Wow this has turned into a rant more so than a bio, oh well. I am nearly sixteen and people aren’t very good at judging ages so I have a bit of a complex. One day people think I’m nineteen the next they think I’m stinking twelve.
Ah yes, I think it’s about time I told the people that actually believed that I own a ski-do and live in an igloo that they are stupid, gullible, and quite frankly uninformed about the world. Only in the most northern parts of Canada do people actually use ski-dos as transportation all year round, they are usually used for recreation. There are parts of Canada that don’t even get snow and our parliament building is not a melting igloo because of global warming. In continuation, I don’t know anyone that doesn’t have electricity and it is extremely difficult to find someone who doesn’t own a telephone. Now the masses marvel and wonder at this girl, crying out they say ‘What is her name?’ she shall answer: “My name is of no importance.”