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NAME: Squeedge Cainam

AGE: 298932 (well, I lost track about 290000, so thats a guess.)

FAV ANIMALS: dragons, cats, crows, moose

FAV SHOWS: Invader Zim. Invader Zim. Zim is my life. Zim Zim Zim. okay, that explains it...)

FAV BOOKS: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, Harry Potter books, Dragons Milk, Sign of the Dove.

FAV COMICS: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, I Feel Sick, Happy Noodle Boy, and the Zim comic Jhonen made. ^.^

FAV MOVIES: Dragon Heart,The Ring, LOTR Two Towers, Spirited Away, Kiki's delivery service, Final Fantasy the Spirits Within, The Nightmare Before Christmas, soo many, can't think now...

FAV BANDS: Linkin Park, Drowning Pool, PUD, Godsmack, Insane clown possie, Nickle Back, Eminecance (or however the hell you spell that)

FAV SONGS: Crawling, On the edge, A place for my head, The Doom Song, Bring me to life, head like a hole, Bodies

LOVE PIGS: Yutaji (We just got married)

VIDIO GAMES: Drakan, Savage Skies, Dragon Rage, Twisted Metal Black, Reign of Fire vidio game (when your the dragon only) Kingdom Hearts, Grand Theft Auto III

LIKES: JtHM, Jhonen, dragons, comics, drawing, INVADER ZIM, pork chops, blood, sickles, other crazy shit like that.

FAV WORDS: Fuck, damn, meep, squee, arg, poop, boot, blood, bootleg, moo, fweee, darny, oooie, cow, puddle

DISLIKES: Preps, people who GOTTA HAVE A SMOKE, meanny heads, jocks, girly girls, SpongeBob Hannah Wood, Kara Swaniy, Denay Stell, Mike Gangie, Blake Lovvel, Tony Wright, Cocoa (these people areall idiots who are stuck up and are mean)

BEST FRIENDS: Zorc, Gazzy, Gretchen, X, Thorn, Sam, Fuzzy, uhhhhh... too many friends...

HERO: Jhonen Vasquez, Nny, Zim, Gollum.

ENEMIES: Spongebob, Dobby, Nickelodeon,

WEAPON:sickle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DESCRIPTION OF SELF: I'm tall, abot 5'6. I have brown hair that's always back in a pony tail. My shirts are long, boy shirt like, and always black or red. I usually wear a black coat. My pants are black and semie tight, and rolled up at the knees so you can see my pretty striped socks. I'm 13. YAY.

CAR: Doom Mobile. ^.^

"GROUPIE": Weirdo/insane/Zim worshiper

FAVORITE SAYINGs: "EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB." "Nothings as it seems to be." "You're just jelous cause the voices talk to me." "You all laugh because I'm diferent, I laugh because you're all the same." "People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage others." How is it your so beutiful, but so fucking ugly on the inside?" "Mommy! There's a strange man in my head!" "Sometimesz you drink the milk, and sometimes, THE MILK DRINKS YOU!" "I hate sleep but sleep always comes"

PLANET: A stinky planet called EARTH! Eath is stinky.

Okee dokee! So you now know about Squeedge. GOOD FOR YOU. But remember: I may be quite insane, I can't be sure. Every body says I am, but I don't know. ANY WAY, I also have this thing for blood. And manflesh. Arg. Arg I say.

Hmmm... AND further more, I like animals, and when I die, I want to be fed to the spirits. Spooky huh? erm... I also hate SpongeBob. Alot. So much Would not beleive it. Arg. And If I ever get those tickets to NY, I'll sharpen my sickle and kill Herb Scannel and The creator Of SpongeShit. Arg. I like to draw. I want to get my JTHM comic sighned by Jhonen. MEEP. BYE COW! I say moo!

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Behind the Scenes: Project 59 by RecessionBlue reviews
Straight out of my diary pages: When I interviewed the IZ cast for their roles in my fanfic Project 59. Rating for language, sexual innuendo, and complete stoopidness in all its form
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
The Happy Deaths of Stupid People by The Spooky Chihuahua reviews
IZ people killing stupid cartoon characters. I'M CHOOSING PEOPLE TO KILL SCANNELL! Wanna be one? Read chapter 13 for more info!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
Living in a World that I fear by bl33ding p03t reviews
She grew up with them, the creatures Quinn and Van Zan feared and killed. Now she lives in their world, fearing humans and hating Quinn. Can he show her that she doesn't need to hate him or fear their world? PG13 for language and some violence.
Reign Of Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002
The Space Monkeys are after Spongebob! by Invader-ZORC reviews
ALMIGHTY ME! YES! ALMIGHTY ZORC! AND MY BUDDY SQUEEGE GO ON A VERY CONFUSEING ADVENTURE! WE ARE ON A MISSION TO DEFEAT THAT GAY LITTLE SPONGE... YES! YOU GUESSED RIGHT! WE ARE ON THE HUNT FOR SPONGEBOB! SO READ THIS NONSENCE! BECUZ I SAID SO!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003
Death to SpongeBob reviews
Updated! Yay! I know a lot of people hate me for writing this, but for those who like my fic, READ! Under Invader Zim because I have no clue what to put it under. And uh, Zim and Dib and all them are in it. Yeah.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003