well welcome to my profile your here becuse you stumbled upon me last chance to stumble your way out of here becuse things are about to get fun. I can think of 3 resons why your here all optional. 1 your rageing alcoholic 2 you just smoked a killer joint and cant comprehend what is going on right now. 3 you just want to read some fanfiction or all of the above.

what are my interests?

i like alpha and omega

vodka,beer, weed, 2% milk, ramen noodles, 2013 camarow zl1,12valve cummins with a nv 4500 5 speed, farming, mechanics, snowmobiling with my dad, wheeling my dirt bike, camping, girls and speaker systems

what I recommend

light drinking not black out drunk i dont promote under age drinking or smokeing.

if you have axas sit on a roof at night and stair at the moon. Hang out with frends get you work done in school If your still in it.

read more fanfictions

what I don't recommend

geting close to black out drunk and smokeing a banger joint with your frends you will not have a fun time in the morning., haveing a few to many miller lights and trying to put on a tin roof., grabing hot things out of the oven burned hand = not good. And geting in the tractor after a few shots of wisky and trying to plant corn in a straight line.

about me

16

male

i stand 6ft 3

single becuse ant nobody got time fo that

i can lift 225lbs

i weigh 214lbs

im a fuckn jinger so i burn real easy

there is no comedy in my real life so i try to put it in my story's.

i farm somewhere around 100 to 110 acres of land, you can figure that out in my storys

the movies/Netflix shows I like

alpha and omega (Kate)

max from the new grinch movie

how to train your Dragon 3

21 and over

tag

jackass

sex education

its the end of the fucking world

dukes of hazard

the ranch

everything sucks

trailer park boys

big mouth

q and a

q, how do i maintain a good body figure mussle wise?

a, Easy be a farmer.

q, how many times have you watched alpha and omega?

a, well i lost count after 35.

q, Are you a vergin?

a, yes

q, what is smokeing weed like?

a, its not like what you see in the movies. You just feal realy spaced out and the dumbest things are halarus.

q, what made you make a fan fiction account?

a, after reading living with kate (if you havent herd of it what the fuck are you doin here google it read it then come back. Get on the boat with the rerest of us.) I wanted to find more like it so i took the plumit and got the app. Then i came acrost a and o high school story's.

q, What do you drive dayley?

a, in the summer i drive a 2013 camaro zl1. My winter beater is a 2003 Chevrolet s10 4 wheel drive with a 5 speed.

q, what state do you live in?

a, wisconsin, we have a whole lot of nothing but corn, soybeans and darry farms.

q, what made you start writeing?

a, i wanted to entertain people with what i can write and to improve my grammar. And writing style becuse my D in English needs to change some time soon.

q, why do you curse so much?

a, its just my way of talking to people. And for those who cant handle it the exit door is to your left. Dont let it hit you on the ass on the way out.

q, how do you avoid writers block?

a, I'll let you in on a little secret its called weed. It gets me thinking the next thing you know i have a new chapter written.

The things I'll write about.

Alpha and omega kate human.

Alpha and omega high school.

Alpha and omega writen how i think it cocould have ben difrent.

The things i WILL NOT TOUCH.

My Little Pony

Baby Shark or what ever its called

full on Japanese anime

live action comedy's

things I'm good at

I'm very knowledgeable about engines and drivetrain. I know every answer to any questons on alpha and omega, welding, hunting, wireing

things I'm not good at

puting punctuation in my story's, doing math, Roofing while drunk and not falling off. and im not good with kids.

The fanfictions every one needs to get on board with.

liveing with Kate

geting to know you

the way it is

my top 10 songs

kali yuga - ghostemane

1-800-273-8255 - logic

I spy - Kyle

house of wolves - bring me the horizon

do it now remember it later - sleeping with sirens

I wont give in - asking Alexandrea

day ones - lamjakehill

day light - blaze audio

professional rapper - lil dicky

my own worst enemy - lit

more shit about me that no one cares about

when i first got my liceance i had no money so my grandma let me drive the 78 f600 dumptruck untill i saved some money the bigblock 460 would smoke like a diesel all the time i couldent go to school and back without bringing a quart of oil with me but the plus side was it was 4 wheel drive with a welded rear dif the thing could go through 2 feet of mud and 3 foot snow drifts without an isue then i bought a lifted 1979 ford bronco for $300 it had 35 bfg mud terrains a welded rear dif open headers and a 351 winzer that would take a half a can of starting fluid on a cold day to start it i swaped a huge hidrolic cylnder from a ripper onto the stearing this thing will go anywhere i sold the s10 and now i just drive this in the winter and that brings me to the camarow my dad bought it it new in 2013 he drove it for a month untill he was sent to prison for a few years he dident want it to sit around so he gave it to me a dumbass 17 yearold i smashed it into a curb a week later and bent the strut i explain more about all of this in my storys

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