Name: Melvis Lopez

Age: ...I can't say since I can't even remember what date my birthday is exactly -_-;

Gender: female

Fav. bands: Cradle of Filth, System of a Down, Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson, White Stripes, Green Day, As I Lay Dying, My Dying Bride, Skinny Puppy, Bella Morte, Rammstein, The Cure, SlipKnot, Sex Pistols, Rancid, The Offspring, Ramones, Nirvana, Hellogoodbye, Dope, and so many more, but my crappy memory fails me...

Fav. movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Night before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Secret Window, What's eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Carribean, Freddy Kruger movies, Jason movies, Shrek 1& 2, Final Destination 1 & 2, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Zombie movies, most comedies and horror movies really.

Fav. tv shows: Viva La Bam, Jackass, Wild Boyz, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, DBZ, Invader Zim, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Andy Milinokas, South Park, Family Guy, Rurouni Kenshin, American Dad, Futurama, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Robot Chiken, Mind of Mencia, and goddamn my memory for being so shitty. -_-;

Fav. people: Dani Filth(lead singer of Cradle of Filth, he's so sexy and evil), Bam Margera(He pulls pranks on people and looks good doing it.), Steve-o and Chris Pontius(They are so hilarious, I love all the guys from Jackass), Johnny Depp(Great actor and very handsome), Twiggy Ramirez( Ex- Bassist of MM, ifyou told me that I would think a guy wearing a dress was hot, I wouldn't have believed you. Guess I was wrong.), Pogo (keyboardist of MM, Something about the blonde Mohawk he used to rock got me hooked. Is he wearing it again now?), Kurt Cobain (Great muscian,songwriter,and vocalist. He was also hot, we miss you dude), Angelina Jolie (I think she's a good actor, I also like her attitude toward things), Courtney Love (I don't even know why, so don't ask.)

Other thingies I want to rant about: I'm lazy and only have a number of hours to be on the computer a week. The reason is because I have an addictive personality and I'd probably be on the computer for three months straight if nobody is there to tear me away. So don't expect an update everyday. I used to write stories here, but I would then delete them or just never update it. I've looked back at them and see that some of them are actually pretty good. So I may repost some stories. Hopefully I'll get at least one review for my stories. Or then everyone shall face the power of the Pixie Stix of Doom! Anyway, yeah I'm probably retarded, but at least I have my pet onion, so there! Byes!