Formerly known as Savvy-Biscuit. If you're wondering where some of my old stuff has gone, I deleted it all because it was awful.

Now then, where to begin?

My name is Lozi, Twisted or Chewynut to my friends. I am seventeen years old and about to begin my second year of AS studies in English, History and Media Studies.

Stolen from my DeviantART profile.

Current Age: 17. Yay! It took a while but I got there in the end! Current Residence: Notts. Bleh, T'is shite...Believe me, it was on that program! Interests: Movies. Books. Related artwork. Quite a few gorgeous actors like Johnny and Alan! Favourite movie: At the moment...Snow Cake Favourite band or musician: HIM. Ville Valo. I doubt you'd ever need to ask why. Favourite genre of music: metal. Rock. anything goes from Cradle of Filth to Bryan Adams Favourite artist: Tim Burton (is he one?) He rocks. Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams. He rocks! He should have been Prime Minister of GB! Favourite photographer: dunno. Not into photos. Favourite style or digital art: chibi, or anything really if its got J Depp in! Operating System: huh? Windows XP? My brain? Weed? MP3 player of choice: anything but Ipod. Can't stand the things. Just a fad. Shell of choice: A seashell. Fun to throw at seagulls. Wallpaper of choice: My doggie dog Boris! Or Alan Rickman or Johnny Depp Skin of choice: My own. Its nice and warm and I'm attached to it. Favourite game: the fishtank one on popcap. Terribly addictive. Favourite gaming platform: no idea. I aint techi, mate! Favourite cartoon character: Marvin from HG2TG (come on!) Personal Quote: so long and thanks for all the fish. The other ones way too long to fit on here. Tools of the Trade: A pen! ta-dah! and the button that says 'prt scr sysrq'

I read Harry Potter fanfics. I prefer slash pairings such as Snarry, Snupin and Lord Harry :D but I will read straight ones.

There are two websites where you are likely to find me;

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Harry Potter and the Biker Gangs of Hogsmeade is my English AS coursework for next year. Most people haven't gotten around to even thinking about what they are going to write, but I wrote that in one night. The story is simple; Two gangs, good and bad are fighting it out using guns rather than wands to gain control of England. Previous to the start of the play they had an uneasy truce, but then one of the Death Eater's kills a Phoenix and the gangland war begins.

I am also working on a fic called 'Reflections of Destiny' with my friend, Lady Julie Snape. It is no where near completion yet but I'll tell y'all about it anyway. Harry is Snape's kid, Dumbledore manipulates them and Harry falls into the arms of his wannabe girlfriend's lovely daddy who is only at Hogwarts to get a certain something hidden in the school by Dumbledore...