You know, I hear it's very nice in Quito, Ecuador this time of year.

...oh, right, the bio.

Well,
I live, learn, and write random music in Troy, MI, where the weather is
frequently worse than in Anchorage, AK. Contrary to context, I actually
know little about Geography but waaaay too much about Physics and
arcane things nobody else has quite bothered to be bothered about.

some facts and accomplish-mehs:

DOB: 7/6/89

Place of residence er, attendance: Athens High School

Occupation:
spontaneous, esoteric inventor of 97.22 erroneous articraps and
well-known & befriended but socially inept nonmaterialist, amateur
composer, and coiner of various odd marchingbandisms and swimmerisms.

Yes, I survived swim season woohoo crud next year looms

Sex: never going to happen legitimately (takes charisma pill)

Gender: ln(1.414213562)2лr/infinite improbability + M

please read Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy :Þ

Fav. book: 20000 Leagues Under the Sea, and proud of it (wait, no, not everyone is insane like me.) DANG!

I did also write 2 songs for piano, but like those of most pop artists, they will get buried by relentless History.

No, please, no rap. AHHHHH, I said NO RAP. @&RoIbNsrHJgA oh I give up.

If you want a real bio, please email, personally get to know me, or use your psychic powers.

Obey the meh! (see website)