hello, my name is: orenjii-smile, but you can call me anytime. especially if you’re a pretty boy. or have a six pack.
i currently reside in: canada, trick.
inside my undies you will find: a vagina.
this year i am turning: nineteen years old. which means i can be a pervert. legally. while clubbing. bitch whaaaaat.
i like: pretty boys and six packs. gay pretty boys with six packs. actually that might be kind of gross, so let’s just go with gay pretty boys. oh, and sasuke is not a whiny emo bitch; he’s a hot whiny emo bitch which makes his whininess and emo-ness totally okay.
i dislike: whorihime, whinry, hagome, lenaleet, and almost every other annoying stupid useless female character that you can think of - except for rukia, she’s my lesbian lover. srsly. (bb, i'll take care of you better than that moronic carrot top ever will, i promise.) oh, and i hate twatlight too. sparkles are for kids, silly vampires.

shit you might or might not care about:
ps. i know i'm weird. D:

*mah otps!: sasuke uchiha x ino yamanaka (naruto), naruto uzumaki x sasuke uchiha (naruto), ichigo kurosaki x rukia kuchiki (bleach), whorihime inoue x hungry hollow (bleach), light yagamai x l lawliet (death note), mellow keehl x matt jeevas (death note), america x canada (hetalia), japan x china (hetalia), south korea x china (hetalia), england x china (hetalia) - stfu, china's old so he's gotten around ;D - edward elric x alphonse elric (fullmetal), dino cavallone x hibari kyoya (reborn), yami bakura x malik ishtar (yugioh), yami yugi x seto kaiba (yugioh), kaname kuran x zero kiryu (vampire knight), yuki sohma x kyou sohma (fruits basket), haru sohma x kyou sohma (fruits basket), kai hiwatari x takao kinomiya (beyblade), rei kon x max mizuhara (beyblade), rei kon x mao (beyblade), takeru takaishi x daisuke motomiya (digimon), taichi kamiya x daisuke motomiya (digimon), inuyasha x kouga (inuyasha), inuyasha x kikyou (inuyasha), yoh asakura x ren tao (shaman king), lelouch lamperouge x suzaku kururugi (code geass), kira yamato x athrun zala (gundam seed), heero yuy x wufei chang (gundam wing), yoko kurama x hiei jaganshi (yuyu hakusho), dark mousy x krad (d.n. angel), kenshin himura x sanosuke sagara (kenshin), harry potter x draco malfoy (harry potter), edward cullen x jacob black (twilight), yunho x yoochun (dbsk)

*ukes! that i approve of: sasuke uchiha (naruto), renji abarai (bleach), l lawliet (death note), matt jeevas (death note), canada (hetalia), china (hetalia), alphonse elric (fullmetal), roy mustang (fullmetal), lambo bovino (reborn), hibari kyoya (reborn), malik ishtar (yugioh), seto kaiba (yugioh), zero kiryu (vampire knight), kyou sohma (fruits basket), takao kinomiya (beyblade), max mizuhara (beyblade), daisuke motomiya (digimon), kouga (inuyasha), ren tao (shaman king), suzaku kururugi (code geass), athrun zala (gundam seed), wufei chang (gundam wing), lavi (d.gray man), hiei jaganshi (yuyu hakusho), krad (d.n. angel), satoshi hiwatari (d.n. angel), sanosuke sagara (kenshin), miharu rokujo (nabari no ou), reno (ffvii), draco (harry potter), jacob black (twilight), yoochun park (dbsk), jokwon (2am)

*females! that i approve of: ino yamanaka (naruto), rukia kuchiki (bleach), haru miura (reborn), mao (beyblade), kikyou (inuyasha)

the moral of this profile is: sasuke makes a great uke.
now go read my stories and leave me plenty of pretty comments? ;D