Hey!

I AM ACTUALLY SEXYBITE112, MY OTHER ACCOUNT GOT HACKED ;(, SO I WILL BE USING THIS ONE, MOST OF MY STORIES WILL BE ON THIS NOW :( xxxxx

My name Is Leigh. and I am known to be mad,crazy insane etc, This profile may be long I warn you so skip if you want to. :)

Okay so basically I am thirteen, soon to be fourteen. I have dirty blonde hair, that comes past my shoulders with bangs. I am about 5.2, and am tubby :) I love to read, write, text , go to cinemas, go out with friends and yeah. I hate school (n). Who doesn't ?! Well apart from Claire. OH and by the way, I compare everything to my life. And I always talk shit to my friends like, ' Ohmiigod! What if Shane and Michael were Gay ?! or Ommiigod! What if Amelie and Oliver and Myrnin had a threesome!?' Ugh, don't ask. My guy pal knows more about it than a frikkin adult! I am NOT kidding. He goes out with my best pal right, and he's always like, 'So, ye ready for it up they arse ?' And me nd mah pal just run away. Seriousally! Ok, I am going into my personal life, which could take YEARS to tell you about soo I'ma stop now. Okay there's not much to it so just enjoy the rest of my profile and I shall update soon! :) LuvyOo's!

Okay, so I like the bouncy shit, just sayin ;) Here's wot I likee I cnny wait to b old enough to go to raves!

East Clubbers - Drop !!!! Hardstyle Republic DJ Isaac Showtek Unicorn Kid Dj Italian SenSation DJ Cammy DJ Boonie Tune Up DJ Satomi Theres this mad Japaneese one ahaaa!! :L (one of the songs I mean. Its Boom Boom By DJ Cammy.ANGERFIST Quite funny actually!)

They r frikkin amazin, A canny wait till a can go to a rave! ;) Nd dn't worry, In my stories I got bttr grammar :P

WARNING: THIS BIT IS PROBS BORING :D AND CRAZY. Let's not forget crazy!

105 Pointless Questions About Me!

1. Why not me : What yah mean ?

2. Am I nice? Generally :D

3. Am I doing what I really want to do? If you mean FanFiction, then yeah!xD

4. What am I grateful for? My wonderful family and friends

5. What’s missing in my life? my brain...

6. Am I honest? Usually

7. Do I listen to others? Yee

8. Do I work hard? Sometimes

9. Do I help others? Yee

10. What do I need to change about myself? everything :(

11. Have I hurt others? Possibly

12. Do I complain? HELL YES!

13. What’s next for me? Dude, I am thirteen. I have no idea!

14. Do I have fun? Yes!

15. Have I seized opportunities? wit ?

16. Do I care about others? Yeah

17. Do I spend enough time with my family? Possibly not

18. Am I open-minded? I guess ?

19. Have I seen enough of the world? Nope!

20. Do I judge others? Nope!

21. Do I take risks? Yep!

22. What is my purpose? swagg ;)

23. What is my biggest fear? being killed, or losing someone :'~(

24. How can I conquer that fear? Believe in myself that everythings fine

25. Do I thank people enough? More than enough

26. Am I successful? Kinda

27. What am I ashamed of? Dno

28. Do I annoy others? Yep

29. What are my dreams? To be the worlds youngest author.Or a best selling author

30. Am I positive? Yep

31. Am I negative? very

32. Is there an afterlife? Possibly hmmmm

33. Does everything happen for a reason? I think so

34. What can I do to change the world? A dunno, am not physcic!

35. What is the most foolish thing I’ve ever done? Everythin i have ever done

36. Am I cheap? nope

37. Am I greedy? can be

38. Who do I love? a guy

39. Who do I want to meet? idk

40. Where do I want to go? Australia

41. What am I most proud of? everythin that went well

42. Do I care what others think about me? kinda ...

43. What are my talents? writing ?

44. Do I utilize those talents? wit ?

45. What makes me happy? My friends and family

46. What makes me sad? being bullied

47. What makes me angry? being bullied

48. Am I satisfied with my appearance? HELL NO!

49. Am I healthy? I guess

50. What was the toughest time in my life? Living with my bro, who almost died a couple of times from a disease.

51. What was the easiest time in my life? everthing easy ?

52. Am I selfish? nope

53. What was the craziest thing I did? everything i have ever did

54. What is the craziest thing I want to do? fly and become my own kind of superhero with theme tune.

55. Do I procrastinate? WIT!?

56. What is my greatest regret? Dating my guy friend

57. What has had the greatest impact on my life? dno

58. Who has had the greatest impact on my life? dno

59. Do I stand up for myself? usually

60. Have I settled for mediocrity? wit

61. Do I hold grudges? sometimes

62. Do I read enough? Heck yes!

63. Do I listen to my heart? not really

64. Do I donate enough to the less fortunate? I would love to, but I am not allowed -.-

65. Do I pray only when I want something? No,

66. Do I constantly dwell on the past? yes

67. Do I let other people’s negativity affect me? kinda

68. Do I forgive myself? Umm sure ?

69. When I help someone do I think "What’s in it for me"? Sometimes :)

70. Am I aware that someone always has it worse than me? whats it ? But ehh ok ?

71. Do I smile more than I frown? I guess

72. Do I surround myself with good people? yes

73. Do I take time out for myself? yes

74. Do I ask enough questions? nope

75: Do I swear ? Hell yes!

76: Do you have a favourite song ? Too many!

77. What makes you indispensable? wit ?

78: What ways do you provide value? wit ?

79: How are you differentiated? wit ?

80: Do you lead or follow the crowd? Both

81: What does status quo mean to you? wit ?

82: Why are you the best? Because I am me

83: Why should anybody listen to you? Becuase I am awesome ;P

84: Do you like to try new things? I guess

85: When was the last time you read a book? 2 mins ago

86: How do you communicate your value? wit

87: What are the trends shaping the new economy? wit

88: How can you position yourself for these trends? wit

89: What do you find when you Google yourself (ego search)? uhh, JD Sports Mini bags, backpacks, wow -.-

90: What are your goals? Stretch goals? I am thirteen!

91: What is your written plan to reach them? Again, THIRTEEN!

92: Have you taken action yet? Mean by that ! ?

93:What kind of company do you work for? Visionary or Dinosaur? T-H-I-R-T-E-E-N-!!!!!!!

94:Do you Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google!

95: How many substantive virtual connections do you have? wit

96: Do you have a fire in your belly? WIT! :S

97: Do you enjoy your job? *sigh, How many times do I need to go through this. I AM THIRTEEN!

98: What is your personal brand? I dno

99:Where do you want to be 1, 5, 10 ,etc years from today? Writting my own books :)

100: When was the last time you failed? Today, In my maths test

101: When you don’t know the answer to something do you Google it? yee

102: Can you create a blog? Sure, but dnt wanna

103: Have you been told no in the last month? Uh-hu -.- Unfair mums.

104 How long until you take action? WHAT!?

105 : What other questions do I have? I dno ?

Best Friends :) (My poem)

It's the times we're so crazy,
that people think we're high.
It's the times we laugh so hard,
we can't help but cry.
It's all the inside jokes
and "remember whens".
those are all the reasons
that we're best friends!

Mcenzie and Cassie (yn)

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

49 Ways To Piss Of Your Parents! Or more likely. 49 ways to get grounded!

1. Follow them everywhere.(it pisses them off xD)
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.
7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair.
17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.When you in an elevator with your parent(s), stand in one of the corners, then every time someone comes on the elevator point at them and say "YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!" Then don't stop staring at them until its your stop. Before you leave press all the buttons.
42. Give them the silent treatment
43. Leave wads of used Kleenex all over the house. Soggy wads.
45. Sigh a lot.
46.Run around with toilet paper hanging out of your paints, then pretend to be a cat
47.Ask why after every sentence
48. Randomly burst into song
49.When at the store say loudly "WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?"

I tried most of these and I got grounded OVER n OVER, And most of the time she was like wtf ?!

Morganville Quotes! Eurydice Shadowcry's(not a link) THIS IS ONE OF HER STORIES! xx This is the link to their page http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4872055/1/Myrnin_quotes

Myrnin- "your funny I like that in a snack… student… I meant student"

"I'm sorry it ended this way, but it was bound to happen sooner or later, better sooner. Plus you annoyed me."

"You know the saying that people like me eat people like you for lunch… well I am more of a dinner person myself and you really are appetizing… c'mon just one little nibble?"

"How much would you hate me if I nibbled on your arm?"

"So would you find it overly creepy if I nibbled on your arm for a while?"

"Would you like to go out for a quick bite…you being the bite"

"Don't run I never liked fast food."

"I'm just going to eat you now and spare myself the drama and grief."

"Tell you what… if my homework is scary I'll just eat you now and scare you the fright… please?"

"Here's one thing to think about before you die…I will be sorry afterword's…just because I will be alone…but it won't stay on my conscience for long, though."

"Now where did I leave that last assistant.*lifts a pile of books.* I didn't already eat her did I?"

"I will tell you the truth…I actually liked you….no wait…never mind…that was the last one."

"After so long you all blend together. A dozen human thrown at me in the hopes I would suck you dry. Some days I truly hate myself." Shrugs. "Those days don't come often." Bites down.

"My my I sure am popular…all of these assistants coming just so I can kill them"

"Some days I believe my other personality is actually the nice one."

"Some days I truly hate myself."

"One day I should really have an assistant that doesn't smell appetizing."

"One day I really should have an assistant put away these books. But I was never so good at delayed gratification."

"Well I'm going to eat you now."

"Why do all the smart assistants smell the best?"

"Does Amelie like seeing me torture all these delicious humans?"

"Hmmm… you fail on your homework. I guess it means I get to eat you."

"Oh… you should probably do your homework.. Or else I might get annoyed and eat you."

"You fail at life…you go bye, bye now."

"Someday I ask myself why I can't just let one of you live and the little voice that lives on my shoulder answers.. 'Well duh they taste good."

"If I seem to be a monster it is out of necessity sometimes life makes difficult demands and someone has to step up to the plate. I volunteered to kill in order to save lives. I truly regret what my life makes inevitable."

"Oh, no. I killed another one." *looks around room for hiding place. Then shrugs* "Amelie is going to be so annoyed. I wonder if she will believe I lost her." *moves around a few piles of books*

"I only kill those the little voices tell me to… I hear a lot of voices."

"I wish I could say I was doing the world a favor, but Amelie never brings any idiots."

"Sometimes the world needs a little less smarts and a little more imagination. I'm just doing it a favor. One geek at a time."

"Hey Amelie I learned a new trick, a network of interconnecting doorway for instantaneous travel. Now I can have a walk in diner from the comfort of my own home."

Paces back and forth* "Amelie, I don't know how to tell you this….no no that's all wrong….I might have….no….I already used that excuse…hmmm….o I know….no never mind….I got it…Amelie…" "You ate her again didn't you?" "No….she bit me so I returned the favor."

paces back and forth* "Amelie I have grave news. I… nope already said that….. Now… hmmm..Phrasing is everything…. Think think…. Well…. I…. I know….. No… wait never mind…. If I were to tell you…..crap used that one to…." "You ate this one too." She said coolly. Myrnin pouted.

"Who are you calling?" (claire)
Pizza hut" (shane)
Loser" (claire)"

"Morely: You're trying to make me Amelie
Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt"

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass"

"Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don’t play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said."

As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed white flyer. It curled around the edges from where it had been rolled up to fit in the mailbox. "What have I always wanted in this town?" he asked.

"A strip club that would let in fifteen year olds?" Michael said.

"When I was fifteen. No, seriously,
what?"

"Guns ‘R Us?"

Shane made a harsh buzzer sound. "Okay, to be fair, yeah, that’s a good alternate answer. But no. I always wanted a place to seriously train to fight, right? Someplace that didn't think aerobics was a martial art? And look!" FROM BITE CLUB! OUT IN MAY 3RD!!!!! (U.S) 2ND MAY!!! (U.K)

I have always wondered that, why a frisbee comes closer it gets bigger? Then it hit me... I am the kind of typical teen who can hear music playing from three houses away, but can't hear my mum shouting from next door...

BYE! ;)