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Joined 05-02-16, id: 7804825, Profile Updated: 03-08-18
Author has written 6 stories for Halo, Lucky Star, Call of Duty, Red vs. Blue, and RWBY.

SUP, DIPFUCKS?!

I'm still here, bitches! Welcome to a slew of stories that are fucked up, paper thin, or made to enertain myself while I was too bored to find a old Halo Reach match.

So, oh readers of mine, strap yourselves in or dismount form this train.


War, war never changes...


War, war never changes... Hitler shaped a battered Germany into a economic & military super power, The Soviet Union made atomic bombs , Islamic exteremists attacked the US with their own planes. Humans have always fought for land, resources, slaves, and pure hope for domination. When our ancestors discovered the killing power of wood and rock, hence fourth we continued to evole, and our weapons did aswell. But war, war never changes.


To You Who Disrespect Our Brothers and Sisters In Arms

While I was listening to 'If I don't come back,' a commenter brought something to my eye. Here is what he said:

'My brother passed exactly one month ago today. I remember his words before he left. We were talking about all the rude people in this country. He said "They may be rude, but I swore to protect them. They may despise me, or even hate me, but my job is to protect you and them. They may say a lot of rude and uncalled for stuff, so they have the right to do that. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm glad what me and the rest of us are doing pays for the citizens of the greatest country in the world.'

Many hate the Marines and Army that stand in the way of our country falling.

Many kill the police that stops criminals from hurting us.

Many hate the Airforce that defends our skys from ISIS and other terrorists attacks.

Many hate the Coast Guard that keep our coast lines free.

Many hate the men and women that die to keep us safe.

A man one said. "If I don't come back, have a beer for me. Don't waste no tears on me."

History will not remember the brave soldiers who fight for us. The police that keep sinners away form our doorsteps.

I respect our brave men and women who stood up for us, and made sure those sent from the gates of Hell stay there.

I salute them and hope to join them.

Those of you who hate and kill them disgust me. You are heartless to the men and women who fight for you. You are the true problem.

Black or White, Christian or Jewish, European or American, drinker or not, I salute our armed brothers and sisters who fight for us.

I bet 97% of you will hate me and not repost, but those of you who do, add your name and I hope you have a happy life.


Go with the Marines... This is why... A large group of Taliban soldiers were moving down a road when hear a voice call form behind a sand due. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes. Then silence.

The voice calls out. "One Marine is better than one hundred Taliban." Furious, the Taliban leader sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban Commander muster one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket, machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Physically Whole, Mentally Broken by TheFluidThespian reviews
Gary Sanderson was just like any other soldier in war. He fights for his queen and country. He knows that any day could be his last, yet he always lives to fight another battle. As hard as it is to win the war in the real world, it's much more of a challenge to be fighting the one within him. (Rated M - Details inside)
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Complete
Sergeant Paul Jackson by Humphrey Wolfe reviews
The world mourned as many of the heroic soldiers of the USMC died in battle after being hit by a nuclear shockwave, or is there still someone alive?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 2/3/2017
Under an Iron Fist by Cuttooth reviews
[THIS STORY IS ABANDONED] Nick Wilde found something to be off in Zootopia. Tensions rose after that fateful press conference. The next thing he knows, he's waking up from a coma 3 years later. Predators are forced to wear shock collars, an entire class of species is separated from society, and Nick has come to realize that a previous friend might have something to do with it...
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,690 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., M. Honey Badger
That Was Then, This Is Now by WheresDaBeef reviews
A lot has changed in the five years since Charlotte Tyler's brother Tommy was killed by the Russians. She's been in the SAS and is now a part of Task Force 141, the most elite group of soldiers on the planet. WW3 has become even more difficult now that her three year old daughter is at the base. Can she balance a child, work, and a relationship?- TAKEN OVER BY KING112.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,516 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap
As Luck Would Have It by James K. Penn reviews
The girls sense something's amiss when they witness Kuroi-sensei suddenly getting into random, loud, immature arguments with the school's new student councilor. One can only wonder what the reason is.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Nanako K., OC] Konata I., Kagami H.
Lucky Star: Left Behind by Symantra reviews
Time is one of the most profound factors that affect our lives. That's what Miyuki always says. I didn't give it much thought at first. Everyone is affected by time, right? So, when high school ended, I thought, "friends forever." But later, I learned that nothing is really forever. One day, we could suddenly wake up alone, or find our friends slowly slipping away. [End 10/16/2017]
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Konata I., Kagami H. - Complete
Wolf of Remant by Naughtbeast reviews
One prerequisite for being a Guardian is that you have to die... something that happened all too much during the Fall of Beacon. Thousands of years later, heroes and villains of Remnant have been resurrected to fight against the Darkness, not knowing anything about their past... but that will all change soon as one of them is sent back thousands of years in the past... [On Hiatus]
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,016 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016
Lucky Bites by Sunken Stars reviews
A collection of cute, little moments in the lives of Lucky Star characters. / Basically the manga/anime in written form.
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H., Miyuki T.
Logan, Take Your Medicine! by Coffee Monsta reviews
Logan has caught a cold, but he really doesn't feel like taking his medicine. He's grumpy and whiny and just doesn't feel good at all. But, luckily Keegan's there to do what medics and boyfriends do best- make him feel better. This is really fluffy and cute and Logan is adorable!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2016 - [Keegan R., L. Walker] - Complete
Randomness by Coffee Monsta reviews
The Task Force is visiting the Ghosts, and this is probably their most interesting visit yet. Archer is high on pain meds, and we all know how much fun that is. Toad is trying (and failing) to keep him out of trouble. Roach is eating everything in sight. Ghost is super sleepy. Price and MacTavish are grumpy as hell. Very fluffy and cute!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [Archer, Toad] [Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost]
My Brother, the Ghost by angelmariecloud reviews
Six months after Rorke took Logan, he reappears with little memory of what happened. With his mind in tatters, the question remains: is he still a Ghost, or is he a Federation operative.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014 - L. Walker, D. Walker/Hesh
The Month by EmeraldFish reviews
Sakana Ajiyoshi has the hugest crush on Konata out of all of the guys in Ryoo High School. It's been a month since the new year, when he made his resolution to ask her out, and while he doesn't exactly get a 'yes', he doesn't exactly get a 'no' either.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Konata I.
Remnant's Courier by MagisterShiryu reviews
When he had first took this drug, he had ended up in the middle of NCR territory, with nothing but a minigun. The second time however, he somehow ended up in another world. Luckily, with all of his kit. '"Seriously, though? No signal?"' Contains a lot of swearing, and drugs.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Courier, Sole Survivor, Jaune A., Neo
Love didn't have limit by Dan0919kuso reviews
Friends that destined to be together by the god. Even if you're a different kind spesies, doesn't meant you can't fall in love. This is a story of Ash and his Froakie and Serena and her Fennekin as they learn and grow up. Will they be together or just stay as friend? Contain Insectivoreshipping and Amourshipping. I achieve my little impossible 10000 views target, thanks guys!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Greninja/Gekkouga, Braixen/Tērunā] [Ash K./Satoshi, Serena]
Did You Eat? by Coffee Monsta reviews
The Task Force 141 goes to visit the Ghosts so they can introduce them to their new member, Gary Sanderson. WARNING: There is lots of fluff, so don't explode from like over-fluffiness... whatever that is. Enjoy! ;D
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach, L. Walker, D. Walker/Hesh
Zootopia: The Soldier Out of This World by ZombieSlayerOfTheUnderWorld reviews
When Navy SEAL Victor Daniels is sucked into a portal during a mission, he finds himself in a world where animals evolved like humans, only problem, he's the only human in a world where the word human doesn't exist. Was he sent to this world for a reason? He's lost until he meets a certain rabbit. T for Language, Violence. JudyxHumanOC. Sorry WildeHopps fans.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [OC, Judy H.] Nick W., Chief Bogo
Red VS Blue Season 1 by Dranicus101 reviews
From the famous youtube series comes Red VS Blue retold, but with the twist of pokemon thrown into it. Watch as the two teams try to survive each other, including their own team members.
Crossover - Pokémon & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Complete
The War by Axis1 reviews
Roach gets challenged into a prank war by Ghost. Will he win this war or will he have to give up to his rival with a friend by his side. Read to find out! Rated T for bad language and maybe slight fluff.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap, L. Walker
Sleepyheads by Fanficus Noobicus reviews
Sleep is one weird thing. It can make you not know where you are or what you are doing and can reveal your wildest urges. Sleepwalking, for example. But when Marco falls asleep on the couch after a late night movie marathon, he finds some unbelievable things that involve Star. Starco included, obviously.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Star B., Marco D. - Complete
RWBY: War with the Darkness by Electivecross02 reviews
When the team of RWBY is transported to the world of Destiny, they must figure out how they got there while helping Guardians defeat the minions of the Darkness.
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 10/13/2015
Doctor K by Shadow1001 reviews
Beaten, raped and severely injured by her loved one, May awakes in a hospital, giving up on her life with another one. Until she meets the familiar doctor. But who is he? AaMaL Advanceshipping SatoHaru
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] - Complete
The Grunt's Poem by PredatorAwesome
A shrot one-shot about the terrible life of Grunts and their near-slavery.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013
I Wish - A Pearlshipping Songfic by MelodyOfStars
Ash is feeling sad since his crush is going out with his rival. I suck at summaries. First fanfic so not verry good.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Halo Outbreak by Demonwithasoul reviews
A oneshot of what a mission in Halo 3 might be, read and review
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
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Huntresses, Hunters, & Soldiers reviews
When USNC Spartan Team Bravo are slingshoted in the world of Remnant due to a cheap new slipspace drive, the misadventures of the groups can turn out funnier or darker then you'd imagine. But tests in Bravo's world go on, and more stranger things occur. Conflicts between groups from both worlds begin to pop up. How will this end? Abandoned because Destiny x RWBY is my cup o' tea.
Crossover - Halo & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 10/23/2016 - [OC, Team RWBY] Team JNPR, Team CFVY - Complete
The New Cold War
The Cold War never ends. Socialist nation loose their arms due to debt. The Americas nearly break. Notoriety, Murderers of the Mask, The Golden Masks, Phantoms of the Opera are the Closed Door Government of the UCA. Now, their newest target is a fake teacher at Ryōō High. And students just show off, and cause trouble. (OC submissions!) M for violence, swearing, and dark subjects.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,594 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H., Miyuki T.
To The Last Shot
This is it. We've been fighting so long. And why? So we can defend out country. Against the Russians, who tried to invade our country. We've given so much. Well, it's all or nothing now. (T for because of CoD-ness in general.)
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Sgt. Foley, Cpl. Dunn, J. Ramirez
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon reviews
Just a short one-shot based off the USMC cadence "She Wore A Yellow Ribbon." Tsukasa the girlfriend of a US Marine, David Jackson, who was deployed in Northern Iraq. It tells the short story of what happens between the times of when Tsukasa's senior year starts, to just a few weeks veloce David is back in Japan. T rating, slight AU. Jackson has no relations for other characters. AU
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2017 - [Tsukasa H., OC] - Complete
End Game
He's taken my team...Roach...Ghost...Price...I've gone through hell to find him...And he thinks he'll escape? No...It's on now, mate...You don't mess with a MacTavish and get away with it...You never mess with a member of Bravo and get away with it...It's end game now, Shepherd, and I'm the player... (M for violence, F-bombing, CoD-ness in general)
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 677 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap, Gen. Shepherd - Complete
The New Kid At Blood Gluch
As the title suggests, I made a OC for the B.G. Arc of RvB. T for profanity and violence. All characters: OC (Day), Caboose, Church, Wash, Tucker, Simmons, Grif, Sarge, Donut, Lopez. AU, One-shot, Crossover, No shipping (was going to be Simmons Girf, but just no).
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete