Random Drabbles, some short, some long, all couples, inspired by random words and requests from readers. Please feel free to request drabbles.

Like hell he knew what he was trying to get himself into. The moment Allen entered the room and saw what state Kanda was actually in, he figured God had left him for even getting the sole idea of doing this. NC-17, Yullen

Will Allen's dessert make Kanda moan? Can Kanda drink alcohol? Will he kill Allen? Or maybe the evening will take an unexpected turn? What about "the morning after"? Mouth watering and funny start. Serious, thick plot afterwards - Very graphic AreKan

Many Death Eaters escaped during the Final Battle. Hermione is assigned, as are others, to research their targets, so she can help them be captured. What happens when she chooses Lucius Malfoy to research and find? Or when he's caught? Series of one-shots. Will add more when more ideas hit for it, but the story isn't done yet. Rated MA.

"Mr. Malfoy,if you were in prison like you should be then I can assure you, my day would be complete and most wonderful."

It is ten years after the fall of Voldemort. Snape is startled when an attractive young woman seems interested in him. All is not what it seems.

They understand each other only too well, but for now, romance is impossible. 100 word drabble series first posed online in 2009.

When Hermione is brought as a prisoner to Malfoy Manor, a broken man finds tender comfort in the unusual task she is ordered to perform. LM/HG Probably the story I am most pleased with of all I've written.

This story was written as a gift for Natasnape for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange. The prompts are within, but as a hint, "Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease."

Disappointed love and the fidelity of a husband. Two men, both worthy of love. One could destroy her, the other loyal to the end. Both love her without a doubt, but who will be the one to make her happy?

Some rules are made to be broken. Series of linked one-shots set during season six. Abby/Gibbs.

It was an infinite moment before Ulquiorra realized that he was there, complete, that the flame that surrounded him now was just a glowing light pressed against his closed eyelids. Post chapter 354

I did not come to kill Ichigo." Grimmjow's love, and desire burn iside him as he risks his life to protect the one he loves. What will happen next? Read and find out! IchiGrimm, light bloodplay, WIP

Collection of Ulquihime oneshots

When Vance assigns Tony to help Gibbs get ready for a photo shoot, Gibbs makes his interest known. Gibbs/DiNozzo pairing.

Tony loves Gibbs'growl. Gibbs/DiNozzo pairing

After coming home from visiting her friends and discovering that Ulquiorra spent his New Year's alone, Orihime decides that they should go on a traditional New Year's shrine visit. When they buy fortunes, however, the evening takes an unexpected twist.

Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.

They can't both be liberated. -- Ulquihime, ranked 2nd in Capslock Ulori's Pronzfest --

What happenes when Allen suddently starts splurting really bad pick-up lines involuntarily? - Komui's experiments, of course! My first fanfic! CRACK, tidbit a' Yullen,rated T especially for awful,horrible language and verbal sexual harassment. Enjoy!

They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -

UPDATED 05-05. Ulquiorra x Orihime. "I've cared for you, tended to you, ensured that your every physical need was met. And yet your allegiance continues to waver. Why?" Ongoing. R&R.

Kanda has always been cold towards Allen but are his constant insults starting to push the young exorcist to his breaking point? .:YULLEN:. Rated T for violence and language. R&R?

Allen finds himself alone with Kanda Yuu. Now how did he manage that?

Kanda's been pushing Allen away ever since Komui explained the situation. "Are you disgusted with me?" the boy asked. Kanda didn't know how to answer. Yullen

Lavi's had time to acquire things. Rating is for language. Assumes familiarity with chapters up to 168.

Curiosity is a wonderful thing. AxLxK

Allen has gone too far this time, Kanda is sure of it. Even in a dress.

Tatsuki gives Ichigo lessons in something that will come in VERY handy in the future...Het, IchiTatsu, very lemony

KandaAllen. Life, like a card game, is a gamble. So how is love, or a lack thereof, any different? Drabbles and oneshots

When Kanda woke up with a throbbing head and tied to a chair, he knew that something wasn't right... KXA! Oneshot! Updated with missing scene due to popular demand!

After ending up stranded by a storm, Kanda encounters another troubling rival, of which Allen is oblivious to, as always. [Kanda x Allen, Jean x Allen]

Through a brilliant deduction, Kanda discovers his greatest adversary. Allen on the other hand, remains blissfully ignorant. [KandaxAllen, TimcanpyxAllen...seriously.]

Companion piece to Closed Wound. A day after their first mission, Kanda needs a bath, wounded or not. And there's only one other to help him...KxA, a little more blatant this time. Complete with oblivious!Allen. Oneshot

After their first mission together, Kanda needs some patching up. And Allen's the only one to do it. KxA, if you squint. Oneshot.