Hi, i'm Eko. The average person. Yep average. I hope. :)

Random stuff about me:

I LOVE hot dogs, :)

Can't stand Justin Beiber, sounds like a girl, :p

Hate country music, :p

LOVE CEREAL, :)

sleep on top bunk, :)

my favorite T.V. show is... Um... a... Whatever I like them all.

My stories are The Young Jedi, The Sorcerers, And The Howling God. I never liked the first two. Heres ALL you possibly need to know about me.

Name: Who wants to know!!!

Country: USA

Gender: Boy

Sports: Basketball

Occupations: Student

Age:

Son\daughter of: Zeus!

Favorite word (at the moment): Gumbo

Abilities: Flat surface control, liquid movement. (This means I can control the colors of a flat surface Liquid movement, means I can control liquids on a flat surface. My ability also makes me able to control things through a mirror.

Ability name: Surface changer

Ability fault: When i'm sick, so is my ability. It doesn't agree with me.

Most used word (at the moment): Um

Word that I have stolen from a movie: A

Favorite line from a movie: "It's just so... AAHHHH, you know?"

Something unique: Me!

Something I hate: Justin Beiber

Favorite Action movie: Heroes

Favorite Comedy movie:Land Of The Lost

Songs I like: Time of Your Life. Greenday, Move along. Allamericanrejects.

Favorite animal: WOLVES

Business: Writing

Think of a random phrase. what is it? "Mix means variety"

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? To the question of what was so dangerous about sitting by the fire,

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Been caught stealing- Jane's addiction

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: East

What is the weather? Dark and snowy

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Pink Platypus

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it?

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Make War Illegal, and donate a bunch of money to medicine

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Omnivore

Favorite PJO character: Apollo

Favorite PJO pairing: Percabeth

Gods or Titans? Gods

Ranger or Knight? Knight

Bow or Sword? Bow!

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? The Civil War

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? treadmill

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Heroes

Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:00

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:47 (darn)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday walking through the snow

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Percy Jackson.wikia.com

What are you wearing? blue Sweat pants and t-shirt

Did you dream last night? Yes.

When did you last laugh? Reading fan fiction stories. :0

What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures

Seen anything weird lately? Nope.

What do you think of this quiz? I have nothing against it.

What is the last film you saw? Open Season 3

Tell me something about you that I don't know: I love PJO

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? 1) How we always fight 2) and prices

Do you like to dance: Yeah!

George Bush: Is awesome!!!

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Natalie

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jack

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Hawken

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hawizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): William Blue

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Grahaley

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: The Painter

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aalchhe

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Dusty

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Gabriel Hawk

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): smoking orange (??)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Blue Bandana

List twelve Random characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Claire Bennet

4. Nathan Petrelli

5. Peter Petrelli

6. Grover Underwood

7. Jar Jar Binks

8. Zeus

9. Hermes

10. Obi-one Kenobi

11. Sea dragonous giganicus maximus

12. Abraham Lincoln

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Maybe.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5 and 9

Is there any such thing as One/Eight? EEEEEWWWWW!!!

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Final Countdown

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Percy Jackson and Zeus are in a happy relationship, until Peter Petrelli runs off with Hermes after Zeus dumps Percy for Annabeth, Grover gets upset retaliates by dating Abraham Lincoln. Alone and broken hearted, Percy Jackson travels in search of a friend. Finally, Percy Jackson meets Nathan And Jar Jar. The three loners meet Obi-one Kenobi, who tells each of them to look for love. Nathan finds Claire Bennet, Jar Jar gets Sea dragonous giganicus maximus, but now Percy is in a never-ending love triangle with Grover and Abraham Lincoln.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Hermes: Sorry Jar Jar, sorry Annabeth, I was Delivering mail!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Eko: Peter, Hermes... A... Come in.

Peter and Hermes collapse into the room, and onto the couch.

Eko: Don't get godly stains on that couch Hermes.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or himself?

OK, first of all, Grover is Percy's protector, of coarse he would! (What's wrong with you people!)

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Zeus: BARBECUE!!!

Claire Bennet: I'd rather fend for myself, but thanks for offering.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Hermes: I use my power to heal Peter Petrelli!!!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

it's a pretty interesting couple, but they would pull through.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If Justin Beiber stood at the top of a skyscraper and said he was going to jump, 99% of the world would cry, would you be the 1% of the people with me that would say "Do a back flip!"

Day in the life quiz? Copy this quiz onto your profile and fill it out.

1. If your mom makes cupcakes you:

A. Eat one or two with her permission

B. Steal 2 or 3 when she walks away

C. Eat them all before she put's them in the oven

Answer:

2. If you get a present form your grandma that you don't like you:

A. Deal with it

B. Put it in the attic

C. Call her up and say "Yo Granny, you may be old and all, but that's no excuse for forgetting what I wanted!"

Answer:

3. If your dog chews up your favorite book you:

A. Say "Bad Dog" And forget about.

B. Beg mom for a new one.

C. I don't read.

Answer:

4. If you go to an ice cream shop, and the lady gives you the wrong flavor you:

A. Eat it and don't say a thing

B. Ask nicely for the RIGHT one.

C. Say "Yo homey, I don't remember ordering Rocky Road!"

Answer:

5. When you get a treat that your bro's and sis's don't get you:

A. Eat it in private.

B. Try and hide it, but eat it where they are

C. Hold it in there faces and say "This is my fruit roll and you can't have it!"

Answer:

Mostly A's: Your a nice Kid

Mostly b's You do the right thing SOMETIMES

Mostly C's You Disrespectful SLUG!!!

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

9 Things I Hate About People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor...
6. When people who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he survey

ed the worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "5,000 for a male brain, and 200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

whoever said nothing's impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

But boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with.

If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?

Top ten things TO DO in public for fun.

1. Yodel for 3 hours strait until people say " Get out of here and take your big mouth with you!"

2. Walk up to people and ask the time, then say "NO! IIIIIITTTT"SSSSSS ADVENTURE TIME!!!"

3. Kick a person and when they say "What was that for?" You say "You know what!" And walk away.

4. Spit on person's shoe, wipe it with a napkin and say in a country voice, "Yep, that's darn shiny now!"

5. Walk up to a person with bad clothing and yell, "Make me laugh clown boy!"

6. Sprinkle a person with a watering can and say, "You where looking a little dry."

7. Walk up and down your street,ring peoples doorbells and preform the "I'm a little teapot dance" then ask for a tip.

8. Run around naked and say, "THE ALIENS STOLE MY CLOTH, THE ALIENS STOLE MY CLOTH!"

9. Leap on a person's back chanting, "GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK!!!"

10. Paint yourself green, put oatmeal in your cheeks, spit it out in front of a person and say, "I don't feel so good"

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! this is hilarious...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid