Yes, well, Hello stalkers!

I'm really not a random person, but I do like random things. I do hate most people, but I'm kind in general. People have said I'm very empathetic, but not at all sympathetic, and my people, I mean me since I am, unfortunately, human. I love vampires who kill people, witches/wizards who want to take over the world, animals, and bread. Um...yup that's about it. Hehe, please feel free to message me, I love it when people message me... :)

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"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

"Nothing we do can ever be unnatural, because our will is a product of nature, and thus natural."
~Alan Campbell

...What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
~Morpheus

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away"~Philip K. Dick

"Time is an illusion, Lunch time doubly so."
~Doulas Adams

"All human beings should try and learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why"

"It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

I try not to get too close, he said. From a distance almost everything looks real.

diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" until you can find a rock.

"all you need to do to fly is throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

Made with natural and artificial intelligence
~random web page

"did your turban just sneeze?" ~A Very Potter Musical

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong.No matter how fast light travels,it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
~Star Trek DS9

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."