Yup, I enjoy Augustine's stuff. Maybe 'cause I had to do a report on him... but hey, I also read Dante for fun. o.o; go figure.

But I'm from the south, Alabama to be exact, (you'll see a lot of "y'all"s and other southern terms in my fics. Listen to Jeff Foxworthy's CDs for more information on Redneck lingo), and I'm a fan of many things.

Despite the fact that I kill Mary Sues for fun and stress relief, I don't claim to be a Tolkien Purist. I guess that's because I actually liked the movies or something, even with all the "illogical and unjust" changes that Peter Jackson made.

As it says many times in PPC, send me a Sue and I'll try to kill her! ...the only thing is, there are a few requirements: there has to be enough story for a killing (meaning no one-chapter-Sues, unless the story is NOT in chapters), I have to be able to build a charge list, and PLEASE don't send anything worse than a light 'R'. My stomach can only stand so much.

But anyway, on to the stats that so many people enjoy reading.

Name: I go by my pen name, Anne Miliardo. You may call me either Anne, Miliardo, or the one I hear most of the time: "hey, kid, move!"

Age: 15, 16 on July 20

Hair/Eyes: Chestnut/Brown

Favorite movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Princess Bride
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
The Last Sammurai
X-Men and X2
Most of the James Bond movies (either Sean Connery or Roger Moore)
West Side Story
Braveheart
Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
Signs
Big Fish (it was filmed near where I live)
Master and Commander
Treasure Planet
Minority Report
The Italian Job
Spider-Man
Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Likes:
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter books
DBZ (Dragon Ball Z, for those who are unfamiliar)
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon R and Sailor Stars series)
Rurouni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
Evangelion
Inuyasha
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Gundam Wing
Christian Rock music and a growing amount of secular
Shakespeare's comedies (beware the tragedies)
Fairly Odd Parents
Monty Python
Star Trek
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Kingdom Hearts
Animal Crossing
Legend of Zelda games
Terry Pratchett novels (Discworld! *anime peace sign*

Dislikes:
Mary Sues/Marty Sams
Plotless movies/books/fanfictions
Rabid fangirls ('specially Legomance writers and Aragorn-snatchers)
Yaoi/yuri fanfiction
People on either side of the yaoi/yuri argument who harass the opposite side
Tornadoes
Sappy romance movies/books/fanfictions
The Child of God arc of Rurouni Kenshin (death to Magdalia! GWAHAHA!)
Stupidity that isn't intentionally funny
People who act ditzier or dumber than they really are

Favorite Bishounen: *grins*
Sanosuke Sagara
George Weasley
Sirius Black (young)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Miroku
Kurt Wagner (X-Men: Evolution)
Link
Spike Spiegel
Samwise Gamgee (yeah, go ahead and laugh, you rabid Frodo Clut-formers)
Heero Yuy
Duo Maxwell
Squall Leonheart

I love getting reviews, by the way... but then again, who doesn't? It makes an author feel appeciated! But flames will be laughed at and deleted, especially anonymous flames, because I find them absolutely hilarious. If you choose to leave a signed flame, though, I promise not to flame back or intentionally send you a virus. I'll probably send you an e-mail explaining why I wrote the flamed fic. Yes, mine are strange ways, indeed...

I also have other fics posted under the pen name Kris Yamaki on fictionpress.com.

Quote of the Update:
"Genius is always given a little leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood cleaned up." --Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time"