Do you like romance? Mystery? Seduction? Do you like words that weave like poetry before your eyes? Heck, do you like good grammar and a decent vocabulary? If you do, you came to the wrong place. This story is the dejected love-child of Twilight and the worst fan fiction you've (hopefully) never read. If you're an English teacher I suggest you turn back now
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016