The time has come and Sakura suddenly found herself far from Konoha, kidnapped by dreadful Akatsuki member. The plan is working perfectly, until Itachi realizes that dealing with a hot-tempered girl will go far beyond his expectations. Rated M for a reason; all necessary warnings inside.

Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

"Do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth!" I asked, hands on my hips. Hidan sneered at me, mouth ready to spit out nasty dirty words. But then his face changed from rage to recognition."Mimiko?" I binked. "How do you know my name Mr. Potty Mouth?" I asked innocently yet curious. I AM SO BACK YOU GUYS!

He knew she was dangerous, but he never would've guessed she collected this kind of stuff after she got out, going back to her old ways. Now it was too late, he knew too much. "It's my special garden and you are my new addition." Discontinued.

He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.

Just another chat room crack-fic, where our out-of-character villains find out the true wonders of the internet. Well, apart from Kakuzu, who is still throwing a tantrum about the cost. Warning: May contain mature language, hints of yaoi, and bad humour.

I should have just accepted that ride from Ino, then I would have never found myself in this situation. Alone, aside from this guy who is telling me that I'm a perfect candidate for some game,where i'm the prey, and his family are the preditors.

What will go down when Kiba notices something different about Sakura on their first mission together.

Sakura joined Akatsuki to prove she was strong. Why are the other members sitting around the kitchen table talking? And what does Sakura's sex life have to do with anything?

Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.