Terra Saltthide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Homestuck. I thought it couldn't get any worse that I write weird Hetalia fanfiction, but now I'm writing Homestuck fanfiction, too? I have brought shame to my family. SCHEDULE: Holy crap I'm sort of back! I graduated college and now I suddenly have a little bit more free time. Sorry if you're here for Hetalia because I've recently started writing Homestuck, because that's currently ruining my life at the moment. - A Book By It's Cover (JohnKat, DaveJade, various other canon pairs in various other canon quadrants. Fuck quadrants. Currently 30 chapters oh god why. No idea when it'll be done so I can start posting with a schedule.) - Castaway in a Land of Wind and Shade (JohnKat, not prewritten so no schedule.) Thank you all for your support and kindness and I love you all! I'll keep my stories up even though I don't like most of them anymore because there are certain people that would kill me if I did. Happy writing and happy reading! :) |
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The Smell of Spray Paint by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
Tired of feeling ignored and overlooked, Matthew Williams does something he knows will get attention. He runs away. Cold and alone, he finds himself in Berlin where he meet cocky, homeless street artist Gilbert. With no other choice, Matthew takes refuge in Gilbert's kindness... But what will he do when he starts to harbour romantic feelings for him? Cover image credit: Jaesch
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,304 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Fara í Víking by Erandir reviews
AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,356 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Critical Hit by GlassSerendipity reviews
Human AU Kiki never wanted to be the face of her father's video game company. She'd much rather enjoy her games in peace without the pressures of the real world. So, what happens when her perfect virtual world gets disrupted by a loud, happy go lucky hero? Used different human names. Ameripan Fem!Japan x America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,423 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Japan, America] - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Warm by GlitterTrails reviews
Sweden is determined to keep his new bride happy and well cared for, but no matter what he does, Finland won't stop shivering. Perhaps his wife needs to be warmed in a different sense...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Battle of Hetalia by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
Berwald Oxenstierna is one of many fighters in the bestselling console game, Battle of Hetalia. His entire life had been focused on fighting battles . . . but what happens when a new character brings him a new purpose in life?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Sigh No More by Alvar Cunnings reviews
Berwald, born mute after his mother died in a freak accident, was adopted and raised by an elderly couple. He is shy, intimidating in appearance, and used to being distanced from others; which has always been fine with him. However, when he meets Tino, a man just moved to Stockholm, he begins to question whether or not distance is the thing he needs. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sweden, Finland
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Selkies Bride by Kisshulover1 reviews
Mathias,the Seal Lord has come in from the sea to collect Nikolas for his bride. Nikolas is terrified,but then he learns that at the stroke of midnight, if the Seal Lord is not returned to the sea, he could die! Nikolas must help Mathias before it's too late! Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,447 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Transition by emporer hobbes reviews
Prussia is making a transition, but needs approval. Summary fail. WARNING- OC, dead spouses, the like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia
The Bridegroom of the Lindorm Prince by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Since Sweden wouldn't go all the way, the sexually curious Finland let his imagination run wild using the plot of a Swedish legend he stumbled upon. Um, dragon and yaoi goodness ahoy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Santa Interns as a Love Guru by xGlass reviews
Spain comes to Finland seeking advice. Unfortunately, Finland sucks at giving advice. Fortunately, Sweden doesn't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
True Feelings by coolyourbutt reviews
Finland and Sweden have become really good friends over the past few months they've lived together. But what happens when Sweden decides he's ready to admit his true feelings? SuFin, oneshot, fluff! Written twice, from each POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Screeching Sirens by aledagio reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland thought he saw it all on the sea, that is, until he met a certain bumbling merman. The life of a pirate has never been quite so challenging... Rated T mainly for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,207 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Breathe Anew by orangepencils reviews
In his opinion, Gilbert had it all and he was perfectly happy with his life, his lover, his job and everything else. However, faith has something else waiting for him. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Step Forward by Toxi reviews
AU. Berwald enrolls in a boarding school for boys, and feels friendless and alone. A boy named Norway helps him find his footing, and he's got a roommate named Denmark. Tino quickly becomes the object of his interests, and realizes that he loves him.SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Ensammast i Sverige by Aiden Empyre reviews
Berwald is an attack dog for a local mob boss. Tino is an ex-prostitute turned freelance photographer. A single meeting between two people with so little in common becomes something neither expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,470 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
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Castaway in a Land of Wind and Shade reviews
John crashes his super awesome giant fighting robot on an unknown planet while attempting to stop an evil Alternian from delivering certain doom to the Earth. Now he has to survive in this weird place until help can arrive, but he's not the only one who crashed here, and the other is not happy. Is this planet big enough for two? (AU, JohnKat. Rated T for Karkat's filthy mouth.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2015 - John E., Karkat V.
When you give a man a fish reviews
Homopiscis is an allusive recently discovered creature of the deep, and Tino is stuck with a crazy team of marine biologists trying to study it. He's also pretty fascinated by the magical new species, but not when he's being used as live bait in a shark cage to lure it out! (Human AU, Merman!Sweden. SuFin. Threeshot.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Daisies reviews
A fresh start is all Kiku wants so he can have a normal life, but when he is constantly harassed by ghosts, is that even possible? Fitting in is hard enough in this strange country town, especially when the first friend he makes is being haunted by his dead brother. But it isn't the ghost that has to move on... Modern western AU, eventual AmeriPan. (EDIT: ABANDONED)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Japan, America, Canada
Amethyst Eyes reviews
Tino's oddly colored eyes have landed him in many tight spots his entire life, but none quite like this. When a terrifying dragon adds Tino to his horde of gems and jewels, he finds himself wondering who else is after him…and why? And are Tino's eyes the only thing this dragon wants? SuFin AU. Dragon!Berwald x Tino. Not bestiality, darn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Sacramentum Gladiatorium reviews
Ludwig will fight these meaningless battles he is forced to endure, all for the sake of the one he cherishes most. But will this be the last chance he has to see those amber eyes if this next fight is his last? Gladiator!Ludwig x Slave!Feliciano. Oneshot. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It's Worth It reviews
A rock and a broken window is hardly what Tino expected to lead him to a friend. But their friendship will be tested as Berwald, who has been bedridden most of his life, is allowed to go to public school. What will be worth it in the end? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Stupid Cupid reviews
Love is merely a profession for Arthur. That is, until the angel is shot with one of his own arrows… FrUK AU. Francis x Cupid!Arthur. Happy Valentines day! (EDIT: ABANDONED)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - England/Britain, France
Read My Lips reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
Where my Heart Lies reviews
Tino is lost at sea after a catastrophe and is rescued by a rather intimidating yet kind merman. Now he has to get off the island with his head, and heart, in tact. SharkMerman!Su x Fin. Fast updates. 8 chaps. Rated M mostly for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,892 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Effing Colors in the Sky reviews
Denmark loves the aurora borealis and Norway wants to stop freezing his butt off and just go home. But this little trip to the tundra isn't only to see the Northern Lights. DenNor, fluff, short and cute in which Denmark can be a sweetheart, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
I Saw Papa Kissing Santa Claus reviews
A little Christmas magic brings Berwald quite the gift this year. SuFin with Sealand. Santa!Tino, SingleParent!Berwald, AdorableAsHell!Peter. Multi-chap fic. Fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Living Stone reviews
The graveyard is watched over by a stone protector. When you need someone to talk to, he will listen. If you stay after sunset the statue will come to life. But who would come to a graveyard at night? SuFin. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Where no Nation has Gone Before reviews
What happens when we replace our favorite characters from Star Trek NG with our favorite characters from Hetalia? They defeat the Borg in a very unconventional way. Become one with Borg, da? Contains mild British swearing and America being an idiot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
A Pearl in Your Hand reviews
The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete