I am Tabata, Lord of the Fantasy-that-is-somewhat-final-yet-neverending. The tales I weave are intricate yet simple. They are alive yet lifeless. My word is law in this world that I have masterfully stolen from a dusty box I found in Tetsuya's attic. Steel yourselves as you enter, for the passion exuded from my passionless cardboard army will leave you as amazed as it does confused.

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I am the director of FFXV, so I MUST know how to make a video game.

I created Luna in Stella's image, so I MUST know what plagiarism is.

I eat at Kenny's, so I MUST like the taste of roadkill.

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Currently listening to:

Screams and Whining by fans of Final Fantasy

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Currently eating:

Your money

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Currently working on:

Another soulless cash-grab DLC

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Currently playing:

With your sanity