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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries. OFFICIAL NOTICE OF RETIRMENENT Well, it happened again. Someone stole one of my fics and posted as their own, so I'm retiring. I've removed all fanfiction from this site to avoid any reoccurrence. I thank all of my fans who have read my fics since 2009. CONTINUATIONS / SEQUELS / USES OF MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS I will not and do not authorise any reproduction of my work, continuations, sequels, and uses of my original characters (most notably Octavian Prince) or ideas. I know that my retirement may lead a void for many of you -- for which I am sorry. Still, these works end the way they are supposed to end, and I ask you to respect my wishes on this matter. TRANSLATIONS FINNISH Poison Paradise (Harry Potter Chaptered Fic, Harry/Viktor Krum) -- translator A-nuu FRENCH Gaydar (Pride and Prejudice Oneshot) -- translator: Effexor. GERMAN Down the Rabbit Hole (Harry Potter Oneshot, Harry/Viktor) -- translator: Dolce ITALIAN Dark Ivy and Snow (Harry Potter Oneshot, Hufflepuff!Harry/Theo Nott) -- also posted at Nocturne Alley (requires username and password) and InsaneJournal -- translator: Claudia20100. SPANISH Down the Rabbit Hole (Harry Potter Oneshot, Harry/Viktor) -- also posted at Slash Heaven -- translator: lili-pepeta. |
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Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,205 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 8/8/2007 - [Luna L., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 8,420 - Follows: 8,133 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Time of Love and Rogues by Maizeysugah reviews
After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP 2/12/16 Added original outline and several cutscenes found in chapter 15
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,979 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Find Me a Find, Catch Me a Catch by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Ever since Voldemort's near-defeat three years past, Hazel Potter's health has been in steady decline. After much searching she finally discovers a possible cure. It's … unexpected to say the least. Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, three years widowed, is searching for a solution to his own problems. Mayhap they can help one another. (Fem!Harry/Lucius, arranged marriage, TWOSHOT)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Neville L., Augusta L. - Complete
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,800 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle] - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 5,395 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
My Fair Brother by SeveRemus reviews
Even the High King of Narnia could not have everything he wanted, as Peter had quickly found out. And the one thing he wanted more than anything else was his beautiful brother, King Edmund. MM slash/shonen-ai and incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 131,444 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
The Dance We Must Do by WhenThePawn84 reviews
AU-Historically, Jane's younger sister, Elizabeth, was married to Cromwell's son, Gregory. But, what if the Master Secretary decided to claim Elizabeth Seymour for himself? Would things have ended any differently?
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,853 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Thomas Cromwell
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 9,177 - Follows: 2,598 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Nobody Said it Would be Easy by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
Once Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world turns their back on Harry. With nearly all of his friends and family gone, he takes baby Teddy and leaves the wizarding world for good... more of summary in first chapter.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,349 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Harriet by CathyKing reviews
Short fluffy story in which Mary Bennet has amnesia. It is Regency. 10 chapters long, and Elizabeth and Darcy are in the story a lot towards the end. : If you want something light and predictable to read then this is that : Please check it out!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,206 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 839 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Slow, Sweet Seduction Of Dreams by ToryTigress92 reviews
Thor has left and Jane Foster searches the stars for him. But the trickster Loki has arrived on Midgard and Jane finds herself plagued by dreams at night, dreams which loosen her faith in the God of Thunder and awaken her innermost dark desires. Loki/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor - Complete
Fisch Filter by twowritehands reviews
They plowed their way out of his head, and now Robert is speaking his thoughts with no control. When he's sent away for some rest, Peter sends a spy for the Board. Robert's lack of a filter and Eames' lack of self control will blur the lines of loyalty
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Eames, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
dr eames by twowritehands reviews
The forger can be anyone he wants, and always comes highly recommended. When a billionaire announces that he's breaking up his empire, the man's sanity is in question, and one of his many doctors isn't like the rest. Rated T for language. PLEASE REVIEW
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Eames, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
A Selfish Man by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Supermassive Black Hole by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Vader/HP Gift-fic for Excentrykemuse. The only thing Darth Vader expected when the Exactor emergency landed on Naboo was to re-live some painful memories. He never expected his subordinates to purchase him a concubine. Slash. Crossover. Suit!sex. AU.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Free by Eyeneversleep reviews
Cobb and Fischer are finally free after Inception but can they find a way to enjoy their new freedom together? This is the fic the two deserve! This is their story! Cobb/Fischer Rated M for language, themes and graphic scenes. Last chapters are up!
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - D. Cobb, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
The Lovely Stars by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Vader/HP He had loved and lost, but never moving on was the real tragedy of Lord Vader. Until he met a boy, and the Force decided that he would love again. There was no better cure than the love of a good man. Slash AU Mpreg Between RotS and ANH.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 375 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4733 - Favs: 12,220 - Follows: 5,630 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
A Picture's Worth by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Sometimes pictures are worth more than words can ever be, and that is something Edmund knows all too well…--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased-- --PREQUEL TO BETWEEN THE LINES--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Royal Visit by Elpin reviews
This was written while getting drunk with my friends watching the movie I did proofread it after William/Prince Edward slash, set after Joseline's "better a girl with a flower than boy with a stick" comment. RATED M, MALE on MALE sexual situations!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
The Demon Seed by Starr Dust reviews
A late night stroll has strange results for Ichabod. slash mpreg Complete
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Vegas reviews
Alice and Rosalie take Bella to Vegas for her bachelorette. What they didn't realize was that Bella would meet a certain Original while playing Poker … and would fall in love. Bella/Elijah
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Complete