Oh, hello.

You can call me Jazz. This is my fan fiction account. I don't post a lot of stuff, but give me some ideas for one-shots and I'll try to work them out... I promise I'll give you credit! Just PM me if you have anything you'd like to see me try...

I haven't updated in years, I know, but I might reincarnate this account. If I write anything in the near future.

And this is where the copy/paste portion begins. Maybe a section for quotes, too.

Prepare for a long profile.

Sometimes I click on random profiles to get copy/paste stuff.

So yeah, prepare...

for a long profile.

Soon.

Farewell.

Oh by the way in case you were wondering, I changed my username. I used to be Golden Music, now I'm walkintomordor. :) Because one does not simply walk into Mordor.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most young people these days hate Classical music. If you are one of the few people who are under 30 and absolutely ADORE Classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you think being hipster is the new mainstream, copy this into your profile.

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Quotes

"You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say you would be a burden, that you could not survive in the wild, and that you had no place among us? ...I have never been so wrong in all my life." -Thorin Oakenshield

"Look, I know you doubt me, I know you always have. And you're right... I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my armchair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong, that's home. That's why I came back... 'cause you don't have one, a home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take it back if I can." -Bilbo Baggins

"You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message." -Tony Stark

"You cannot be her. She is far away... She is far, far away from me. She walks in starlight in another world... It was just a dream... Do you think she could have loved me?" -Kili

"Well done. You've just decapitated your grandfather." -Loki

" 'They're a rotten crowd,' I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.' " -Nick Carraway

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” -Mr. Darcy

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...A true Gryffindor who spent his life fighting...

... And waiting to care for his Godson...

... Who had more heart then ever when he died.

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

We defended the STONE,we found the CHAMBER,we freed the PRISONER,we were chosen by the GOBLET,we fought with the Order,we learned from the Prince and we dominated the DEATHLY HALLOWS...we are the HARRY POTTER GENERATION...!