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 My name is Katie, and I'm a pretty cool bean. I live in Louisville, Kentucky. I'm not hard to please. I like to play gory video games and read sci-fi books. I LOVE Doctor Who and Torchwood. Especially the Tenth Doctor. I'm a die hard yaoi fangirl. I can't help myself sometimes. Talk to me sometime. I love strangers. :D |
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Lyrics 'Verse by JolinarJackson reviews
Part Thirteen online: Jack took a breath, tried to explain, to make it better but the truth was that he'd tried it out in his head - every single excuse - and there was nothing that came even close to being good enough to utter.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Heed The Call by HopeLearningSerenity reviews
When Lorelai, Queen of Ferelden and Warden-Commander, finds herself in the worst trouble of her life since the Blight, it's up to her old companions and her Wardens to come together to aid her...and keep her King from getting himself killed in the process
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,314 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by iFluffRaver reviews
Light Yagami - Most popular boy in high school, smart, attractive, polite, exactly the kind of guy you'd want to take home and meet your mother. L Lawliet - Teenage Dirtbag. What more can I say? LXLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,698 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - L, Light Y.
Cut The Rose by ArkadyRose reviews
Hawke executed Anders following the destruction of the Chantry... but Anders did not die. Pursued by Hawke & Fenris, he finds it is not so easy to throw off a wrathful spirit - even beyond death...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,690 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
From Rebellious Noble to Warden Commander by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
"You are a Grey Warden first and foremost and must do whatever it takes to ensure the safety of our world. Your personal attachments and prejudices have no bearing here." F-Cousland/Alistair Language/Lemons/Violence You have been warned. NOW COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Keeping it in the Family by dragonagewoofle reviews
The sequel to "My Sister's Keeper". Issac Hawke and Anders want children, Issac has a plan on how to make that a reality with the help of his sister Bethany. M!Hawke/Anders and Bethany/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Anders, Bethany H.
A Life Less Ordinary by metal-mako-dragon reviews
He would have been surprised, but Anders' life had never been simple anyway; love, sex, violence, jealousy, hate, and everything in between. Covers Anders and Hawke through DA2 and beyond - Anders/M!Hawke, Fenris/M!Hawke, Alistair/M!Couslnd
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 426,085 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Soma by kinneas
Hawke and Anders take a holiday. Explicit.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Time After Time by LilFerret79 reviews
Jack's not so careful with an artifact. Prompt: "Jack and Ianto get sent back in time to...sometime. Whenever." NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Let's Hear it for the Boy by LilFerret79 reviews
It didn't seem fair, making a sixteen year old kid leave school to get a job, but that's exactly what had happened. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. AU. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,775 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Pillars and Roads by archer-and-anders reviews
Anders really hates the Deep Roads, but luckily Archer Hawke is there to attempt to comfort him. Unfortunately for Anders, his lover is a total doofus, but he'll figure out something to take the mage's mind off of things.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
If I Were A Girl by remuslives23 reviews
'Okay,' Jack said, staring down at himself in mixed horror and awe. 'I think that answers the question of what happened to my voice.' Genderswap.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Eta Carinae by kinneas reviews
Anders/M!Hawke. A study of the three years it takes Anders and Hawke to fall - in love, and otherwise. UPDATE: Eta, Epilogue. Porny sequel of sorts added.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by celtic-twinkie reviews
Anders and Solana Amell, the hero of Ferelden and the Commander of the Grey meet up again. Hilarity ensues. Comments & reviews are happily welcomed!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Anders, Amell
Equality by maricsblade reviews
Anja Amell is feeling ambivalent toward her relationship with her lover, Alistair, as she takes up her duties as Warden Commander. It really doesn't help that Alistair is absent and there's a charming mage about.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Alistair, Anders - Complete
It's Mutual by Torilund Archer reviews
WARNING: Here be straight-up SMUT between Fenris and f!Hawke from Dragon Age 2, Act 3 when they're back together. Thanks to Gideon Emery and Jo Wyatt for providing such damn sexy voices. Enjoy! I hope.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Choose by ArkadyRose reviews
Inspired by a picture by Emma Vieceli. Fenris forces Hawke to make a decision, whilst Anders' life hangs in the balance. With the Champion choose the broody elf - or the blond apostate?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Anders, Fenris
Truth or Dare by Suilven reviews
Elissa is struggling with her undeclared love for Alistair. Will a winter storm and a game to pass the time force her feelings out into the open?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2011 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Breaking Through by LilFerret79 reviews
There wasn't a day that went by in the last several weeks that he hadn't been yanked out of sleep by his recurring nightmare. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. Spoilers: COE-4. AU. Tosh & Owen are alive. No Copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
If You Weren't So Good by maricsblade reviews
Anders shows up at Hawke's door after the final battle. Will she turn him away again, or can she find it in herself to forgive him? Kink!meme fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Strongest Force by WritingByNight reviews
Hawke never did give the impression that crazy was her turn-off. - A short post-game tale of love and madness.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Anders, Hawke (F)] Justice - Complete
Anatomy of Melancholy by Rex Luscus reviews
Post-Cyberwoman. Owen may not have been the best person to be looking after Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Just Another Day at Torchwood by remuslives23 reviews
Jack, Ianto, and Toshiko are hit with alien sex spray. Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen, Tosh/Gwen. Please read the warnings.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
Legacy of the Lunar Spear by HarborRat reviews
Lu Ling Qi, Lu Bu's daughter, finally rides into battle with her father. After losing him at Xia Pi, she is given to Xiahou Dun as a prize. Will she step out of her father's shadow and learn to love the man she was awarded to?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,061 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Xiahou Dun
The Letter by AngelZash reviews
When Ed turns 18, a mission with Colonel Mustang becomes just the beginning of yet another adventure into insanity. But this time, he might just come out of it with more than he ever allowed himself to wish for. AU Roy/Ed. Uses both animes and the manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,879 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
One Last Time by ZaKai reviews
Their secret affair had become a way of life for Maes, but now Roy is saying this time together will be their last. :HughesRoy, RoyEd hints, Yaoi, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Game On: Interlude: Ianto and the Blue Silk Tie by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: What happened to Ianto's blue silk tie? Requested interlude stemming from Game On: 'Ianto in Jack's Office'
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Patience and Determination by remuslives23 reviews
Jack was glad for his tendency to speak before he thought.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Ashes & Dust by blucougar57 reviews
A brutal and senseless attack leaves the Torchwood team reeling, and has potentially deep-cutting consequences for one member in particular.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,184 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
In a Dream, I Saw by UP2L8 reviews
Alternate movie ending. After the Thule invasion forces are defeated, Ed returns through the Gate to seal it. Roy doesn't let him make that sacrifice alone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,403 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Strange Encounter by cjh4ever reviews
This story begins with the events in Fragments, pre-season one. Told from Jack's point of view, this is how he met Ianto but with a twist: Jack finds and kills Lisa. All characters will appear but focussing on Jack and Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 271,505 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Distance Kept by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Jack x Ten x the Master - The Doctor has Jack as his Companion once more. Finally the Doctor learns exactly why Jack left Torchwood, and the two work on rebuilding their relationship. Then the Master shows up for an unexpected tryst.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Common Ground by Neon Daisies reviews
Tony's thinking about learned behavioral patterns as he starts swiveling his chair back and forth to help calm his child. An addendum to In Absence by NeonDaisies and 4persephone. Mature themes.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Unexpected Naked Jack by Madame Seabush reviews
The biggest oxymoron known to the internet. When is naked Jack ever unexpected? Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Tuesday Night Date Night by Mc Parrot reviews
Tuesday nights for takeways and sex had become the thing they did. They both knew it had nothing to do with love.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ianto J., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Love Takes Time by Winds of Water reviews
Edward was only trying to find a Philosopher's Stone when he went back through time, but missions are never black and white. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Jack's Journal: Post Rapture by Mewkey reviews
One-shot. Several journal entries from Jack's POV concerning the reconditioning of the surviving little sisters as well as himself. Rated T for paranoia's sake.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Jack R. - Complete
Playing 'Hard to Get' Now by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH Tony/Bruce Wayne Sequel to SoLKotM but can be read on it's own. Excerpt: Bruce rolls his eyes, “I’m not doing you in an elevator Tony.” “Why not? I’d do you in an elevator.”
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Believe In Me by Winds of Water reviews
Edward is framed for stealing and selling military secrets. Roy has no choice but to imprison Ed. With Riza's help Ed escapes, and must find a way to clear his name and win Roy's heart while evading bounty hunters and the military.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 188,785 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
View from the Top by Elizabeth Bathory reviews
#32 - Tease for the LJ Pepperony challenge - Pepper and a cell phone camera have some interesting results.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
One Night that Meant the World by Elizabeth Bathory reviews
74 - years for the Pepperony 100 challenge - Tony makes Pepper reflect on when she first met him.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Two Guesses by allyssumdays reviews
The sent of gunpowder and blood filled the alley; the two alchemist leaned heavily against the wall, breathing harsh. "You're gonna make it through this, Ed." - "Then why do you sound so worried?" RoyxEd, complete - under construction
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete