When A Girl Misses You:

-When a girl is mean to you after a break-up,

she wants you back, but she is too scared she'll get hurt,

and knows you're gone forever!

-When you catch a girl glancing at you,

she wants you to look back and smile.

-When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you,

she wants you to hold her hand.

-When she wants a hug,

she will just stand there.

-When u break a girls heart,

she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.

-When a girl is quiet,

millions of things are running through her mind.

-When a girl is not arguing,

she is thinking deeply.

-When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,

she is wondering how long you will be around.

-When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,

she is not fine at all.

-When a girl stares at you,

she is wondering why you are playing games.

-When a girl lays her head on your chest,

she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

-When a girl says she can't live without you,

she has made up her mind that you are

her future.

-When a girl says, "I miss you",

no one in this world can miss you more than that.

When A Guy Misses You:

-When a guy calls you,

he wants to be with you.

-When a guy is quiet,

he's listening to you...

-When a guy is not arguing,

he realizes he's wrong.

-When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a few

minutes, he means it.

-When a guy stares at you,

he wishes you would care about him,

and wonders if you do.

-When your laying your head on a guy's

chest, he has the world.

-When a guy calls/​​texts/​​comments/​​messages you everyday,

he is in love.

-When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,

he means it.

-When a guy says he can't live without you,

he's with you 'til your done.

-When a guy says, "I miss you"

he misses you more than you could have

ever missed him, or anything else.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves, and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents and grandparents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, and Grandpa, and Gram!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin, "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days, then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." Or, hoards your stuff until you graduate.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through highschool/college (aka: drinking buddies).
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

of My Pet Peves about People

(not literal, I just found it online, and thought it was funny:P)

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??