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 Name: Zoe Age:If u guess correctly I might tell you Weight: Yeah wouldn't u like to know!! Height: 171cm which I think is around 5'6 Sex: Yes please! Nah just kidding I get enough of it already (again kidding) I am woman hear me roar! Basic description: Brown hair, brown eyes, caucasian-wow I sound like I'm on Criminal Minds or something and I'm describing the deceased!! A bit about me: I'm an outgoing sort of girl who ALWAYS stands up for what she believes is right I once got into a fight with a PRIEST over whether gay marriages were right or wrong but he was saying that if u feel something for the same gender to refrain from acting on it and even though I'm straight i have REALLY strong beliefs about these types of things-and I didn't know until AFTER the fight that he was a priest story of my life!! I have NEVER been overseas unless u count Tasmania as overseas which I don't seeming I live in Australia and Tasmania is part of Australia! I'm really shit at geography and history which really sucks seeming they're core subjects at my school in my last test in history-thank god if it was geography the teacher might've had a heart attack-i actually wrote that britainwas part of the Asia-Pacific region but in my defence this was after 2 days of no sleep! oh and I tend to ramble alot this is nothing compared to what i'm usually like! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. This is one of the saddest things that I've read. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! This has got to be one of the most clever DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Totally Random things Did u know that the word gullible isn't actually in the dictionary? Always remember ur unique-just like everyone else! If Barbie is so popular then why do u have to buy her friends? How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? If a quiz is quizzical then wat's a test? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it? Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back! Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. "It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers Come to the dark side, we have cookies! I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder I only have PMS on days that end with a Y I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies." Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. |
