This just wasn't fair. Took a hit to the chest by Hydra. Thrown back in time. Can things get worse? Apparently they can. This is a CaptIronSoldier fic.

The one where two super-soldiers corner their favorite genius in a public bathroom, Tony sets someone else's lab on fire, the team finds sex tapes, a certain metal arm keeps mysteriously breaking, and everyone should have listened to Natasha the first time around.

In every human's life comes a moment where he questions what life choices led him to where he is. For Alex Jones this moment came as he was belly dancing in only a pair of flowery panties in front of Nick Fury.

Anybody ever wonder what Bruce's secret was to keeping calm during those years in India? Well, turns out that 'secret' was a friend of his. This is the story of how he meets that friend with special powers and how they stick together during the events of The Avengers. Oh, I forgot one little thing. His friend? Yeah, she's a mutant dog.