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It has saddened me to say that briefly all current fanfics will temporarily be put on hold. While I would love to continue all of them, there are constant ongoings that I must attend to first. Feel free to send e-mails or reviews complaining. Don't worry, I enjoy them.

Now I will leave a list of stuff that nobody cares about. ummmmm. oh okay

Random spazes

In car from party
Cat (playing with string on car seat)
Cat: that was a good party.
Me: Yeah, it was fun
awkward silence
Cat: fa la La la la la
Me: where did that come from
Cat's Mom: now you've gotten all of that music from the past two hours stuck in your head.
(I changed it, are you happy now?)

Me at lunch w/ english hw
Me: I hate the precious No, I mean English NNOOO!
Alli: you got issues

Me taking a fry from Alli
Me: (in gollum voice) Must get the precious, the precious
Alli: Hey, my precious

Cat: (loudly) have you ever been high before?
Me: were you talking to the guys over there?
Cat: no, oops (in loud voice) I didn't mean you.

Me: I don't like lil' romo
Michelle: lil' homo?
Me: no, I meant to say lil' romeo.
Michelle: Lil' homo
Me: cracks up hysterically

At sleepover
Alli: sleeping
Me: Awake
Alli: still sleeping twelve o'clock
Me: It's not twelve o'clock, it's three.
Cat: Uh... She's kinda sleeping

Me: I got tissues
Alli: I got bigger tissues than you do
(It's an inside joke)

Me on the phone w/ cat
Me: they have bingo ( -all bingos blue?)there
Cat: cool
Me: but we have to bring our own pennies
Cat: for what?
Me: bingo...
Cat: they have bingo?

Alli: My ear hurts.
Me: That stinks.
later
Alli: My ear feels better now.
Me: that sucks. oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna say my ear still hurts.

Cat at a party
Cat: I don't speak English

Me on the phone with Alli:
Yeah well you know technically the techniqality is ... shiny
Alli: What?

Another time on the phone with Alli:
Me: And all my people are... did I say all my people?

Me on the phone w/ Alli
Me: Hey look, a piece of lanyard. Wait, you can't. Listen a piece of lanyard.

Me on the phone with Alli:
Alli: Where is the bloody tape!
Me: You can't say bloody, you're not English.
Alli: Well I am, Bloody bloody bloody bloody.
Me: You can only say bloody as in 'I cut myself and got this paper bloody'. And you can't say holy cricket either. Or bloody cricket.
Alli: What?

Me: Anoying Casey because it's fun
Me: Don't mind me, I'm magically delicious.

@ field trip at washington, D.C.:
random kid on escalator: going down the up escalator Hey, you pplz hits head on plexiglass thing oww!
Me my friends: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha continues to laugh insanely

Me: puts ritz bitz into backpack, continues to take out cd's, and cd player, and doritos where are the ritz bitz?
Cat: I don't know. looks around they're in your back pack
Me: I knew that.

Me: w/ cd case out, and opens it. cd randomly falls out on me Since it came out, I have to listen to it now.

about to watch a movie on the bus:
Sam: It's about these two guys that get married.
Everyone: laugh insanely
Sam: Well, not two guys, like two pplz.

In math class getting papers that were handed out.
Mrs. S: This is for the sunshine prevention center. But I'm sure you don't need that. after finished handing it out decides to collect it agian some random lady comes inside and tells her to hand it out, she hands it out... again
John: Yay, now I can go to the sunshine prevention center, and prevent the sunshine. (AN: when you think about it, it is really stupid. Let's go and prevent the sunshine!)

Emily walking to her house, and freaking out about killers:
Emily: Everyone's out to get me. rings doorbell, and waits for like 3 minutes
Krista: Dude, they're home because the TV is on.
Me Cat: yeah. ring the doorbell like 5 more times, and go back to the car
Cat's mom: on phone Hi. Emily's home outside, so could you just please open the door?
every1: cracks up hysterically

Me Cat working on spanish HW.
Me:Quie(with an accent)n la toca? plugs into computer
Response from computer: Who touches it?
Me Cat: Laugh hysterically
Cat: Good thing Michelle isn't here...

Me Cat were talking about how much stress our parents put on us:
Me: sarcastically You know what voice cracks I try and I try fake tears but it's just not good enough. some guy on my bus turns around, looks at me like I'm crazy, and then walks quickly away from me
Me Cat: start laughing hysterically (I am so convincing, that I could act no?)

Me with some friends over my house
Me: I wanna play against the ping pong king... yes, that means you. after a bit I drop the ping pong ball and hit my head on the table
Cat+ me: laugh hysterically
Andrew (b/c I'm not special enuf 4 ur real name...) what?
Cat +me: did u just miss that?

At lunch waiting to be allowed to leave
Me: picking up backpack... drops backpack... picks it up again and manages to hold on to it
Cat: laughing at my tortured soul... lol
Me: picks up pocketbook... drops pocketbook, attempts to catch it and scratches nose so it's now red
Cat: still laughing at me

so in health I wrote some blink 182 lyrics on the desk and I went back in there during english and I sit infront of it
Krista: What's jackossily?
Me: I have no idea... sweat drop
so in the end she tells the teacher that something creepy is written on the desk and I think she suspects me... so here's what I wrote on the desk:
The shadow in the backround of the morgue
My unsuspecting victum
Like something (I wrote sumtin different, I just can't remember) in the valley
We can live like JACK AND SALLY (I didn't write it like that, but just 2 point it out 2 all of you) and a bit of advice... NEVER WRITE ON DESKS!

Me, Cat, Reana, and Drew went to the movies and we were waiting to be picked up
Drew: ok, my mom's here guys. See you later. Drew walks towards a blue van... then turns around and comes back It wasn't her.
All (except Drew): laugh hysterically
Reana: I was wondering how your mom got here before mine (she lives closer then Drew)
So Reana leaves and me, Cat, and Drew are left to freeze our asses off
Drew: Okay, there's my mom
Me: Are you sure?

So as Drew gets in the car, me and Cat get in the car with my mom. And Drew's mom parks next to us and opens the window and waves.
Drew's Mom: Who are you?
My Mom: I'm Alex's mom...
Ya da ya da ya da...

Later online
Me: Sorry about my mom today, she was like 'I have to tell my whole life story'
Drew: It's ok, my mom was all like 'I must stop and say hello!'

Earth science... where we never talk about science of any form
Devo:(the teacher) was talking bout how he was @ torie's house once and sum weird kid came and started spraying him w/ water so he put torie's mom in front of him to protect himself that was a rude thing to do, why would I do that?
Krista: Maybe you were wearing new clothes
Devo: why would I be naked in their garage?
Krista: looks at him oddly I said maybe you were wearing NEW clothes
Devo: oh... I thought you said no clothes
Yes, he is a freak isn't he

Not as much a random spaz as an 'omg I think I just shit my pants' spaz
Reana, cat, krystal and megan were sleeping over my house. we watched the grudge and then eventually fell asleep. me and cat were up till like 4:45 and so in the middle of the night reana flips open her sleeping bag and stares freakily into a corner, like in the grudge.
Cat: That was freaky flips cover over reana's head

Later that night... me and cat wanted 2 watch tv so I had 2 get off my ass and get the remote being careful not 2 step on ppl
Megan:randomly sits up
Me: megan, if your really up can you say 'yeah' because reana really freaked us out b4
Megan: yeah
so I get the remote and me and cat watch tv and megan falls right back asleep

and the night continues... so for the whole night Krystal moves from this position to this position _ not kidding, she was loud about it too

the next morning:
Reana: remembers nothing of looking oddly at things, or talking in her sleep
Megan: remembers nothing of getting up and talking to us
Krystal: asked if someone moved her in her sleep
All the more reason to believe that my basement is odd

before all of that happened, last summer when other people slept over (basically everyone besides Krystal and Megan) Reana walked herself downstairs in her sleep and woke up shortly after wondering how she got down there

recently while watching the grudge with everyone in the basement, the computer that my dad was attempting to assemble started to make noise, needless to say we nearly shit ourselves.

You have just left... the twilight zone themesong plays

In S.S. Ryan was unzipping the bottom of his pants
Ryan: I took off my pants!
random people stare...

Tori: showing Devo a picture of a male reproductive system
Devo: I'm sorry, could you please get your penis out of my face (DEVO SHOULD DIE! it's not so much that I want to kill him, I just don't want him to be alive anymore, lol)

In S.S. Mr. Ammirato was telling a story about how his father caught 400 german soldiers when he was playing football...
Ammirato: and they only wanted two things
Andy: the football (Mr. A didn't here)
Other people shouting out wrong answers: to play with them... clothes
Mr. A: ignoring the fact that we're all stupidThey wanted bread and water.

I went to Vanessa's to give her a birthday gift... bunch of CHACHCAS!(one was a starwars poster)
Vanessa: oh my god starwars... like cleavage wars!
Me: YEAH!
Vanessa: Annikan is so hot, like in the attack of the clones with that braid... and now he has curly hair.
Me: sarcastically does he now?
Vanessa: what?
Me: Nevermind...
Vanessa: no, what did you say... come on tell me
Alex: sigh
Vanessa: So what... is it like wrapping paper
Me: sarcastically yeah, I got you wrapping paper for your birthday
Vanessa: Cool...
Me:...
Vanessa: I've got wrapping paper before ya know
Me: It's a poster
Vanessa: REALLY?

talking to Alli online
Alli: shiiit
Me: oh god, what
Alli: I can't find it...
Me: ok... takes extremely deep breath its ok... I'll just rewrite it, I wrote it once before...
Alli: ... I FOUND IT!
Me: thank god
Alli:damn right
Me:I love you! (in a non lesbian way) I owe my life to you
Alli: (in a non lesbian way) lol
Me:ppl always freak when I say I love you... they're like 0000000 insert smilie that's all like o with its mouth

Family random spazzes:

Jeff: Dancing to Maroon 5 music disco dancing
Mom: singing off key to 'she will be loved'
Me: doing loopy dance

With grandparents at restuarant:

Jeff: that was one filling meal. I may have to stay in the booth for a bit and loose some weight.
Aunt Angela: Me too. It was hard enough getting in.

At Rhode Island in my great aunt's house:

Aunt Margie: Do you want anything?
Me: No, we're fine.
Aunt Margie: Are you sure, because we have cookies.
Jeff: no, we're fine.
AM: I have ice cream too.
Me: no thanks, we're fine.
AM: I have milk if you want some.
Me: no, we're fine.
AM: would you like some more water.

Later back at house in RI:

Me: Did you realize how Aunt Margie is just like Grandma. She won't stop asking you about what you want to eat.
Everyone: agreeing
Me: an uncle charlie didn't say anything. He's just like Papa.

At Grandma's house with Aunt Margie and Uncle Charlie:

they're building a house in RI and talkin' about moving and such Me and Jeff were in a different room listening to this conversation

AM: It was stupid to build a house, we should have bought a used one.
UC: The stupid thing was to move from RI in the first place.
Jeff: The stupid think was to get married in the first place (don't worry, nobody heard him)
Me: yeah, it all went down hill from that.

At 4th of july party at relatives house, grandma passing out water melon
grandma: slaps papa on the face really hard.
Papa: What was that for?
Grandma: There was a bug on your face.

At same 4th of july party:
Mom: so, how old are you now?
Jennifer: I'm 4 1/2, well I will be next year.

Me and my brother do those little pounding thingers when you make a fist and hit them together so here's what we do (I came up with is tee hee hee, I mean, I'm so compasionate)
Me: Poundcake
Jeff: poundage do the little pounding thinger

Mom: telling me about when she went do D.C. So I was around 15, and I say the changing of the gaurds at the unkown soldier tomb. I was soooooo scared. But I was only 11 or so...
Me: You just said that you were fifteen...

Nana:taking a picture with me I like your (can't think of name so she taps on teeth)
Me: thanks (she is speaking of my braces which I got silver and blue)
Dad: I bet she got orange and black for holloween.
Nana: Yup.

Me and my brother were looking at the decorations at his holloween party:
Me: Look, it's my witches hat, and it's my mask.
Jeff: What did you just say?
Me:'look, there's my mask'
Jeff: Oh, I thought you said 'look there's my ass'

My mom and I were talking about the cupcakes for my brother's party, and how there are some left over
Mom: Tom just went up stairs.
Me: okay
Mom: There are some left over cupcakes.
Me: Cool
Mom: They're on the counter
Me: Why would Tom and everyone else be on the counter awkward silence You meant the cupcakes didn't you.

At x-mas eve party
Diane: My husband finally got sick of me... I mean from me, yeah that's it.

Dad: (I shall not be using the real names of my sibblings) Jes- Jef- Ale- Jess... whoever you are come here
Me: my name's Alex dad, the only one whose name doesn't start with J-E
Does this happen to anyone else?

Dad onspeaker phone with my uncle robert in the car: Well it's ok that you didn't get to lunch because I hung outside and looked at the Harley's
UR: The hotties?
everyone in car, including my mom, cracks up hysterically

NOTE: it isn't my fault that I have this sick mind. all evil burning flames will... ummm... be put into the ocean? Wait, they will be given to flame breathers for an amazing performance. See how you made everyone happy?

IF I HAD MY LITTLE WAY I'D EAT PEACHES EVERYDAY