Hey internet-goers!

My age: Why would I tell you?

My location:Somewhere in the US

My interests: HARRY POTTER ROMANCE!!! I've written a couple and I will soon be writing Twilight stories too

Pet peeves: people who think they know what they are talking about but they don't,

people who write fanfics and don't understand English at all and

people who WON'T LET ME FINISH MY THOUGHT WHEN I'M WRITING!

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

That is how to keep a idiot busy. (Thanks DudeFromEngland for having this on your profile page... I stole it lol)

Random Copy and Pastes:

98% of all fanfictioners are bad at math. If you're one of the 3% that... Wait...

If you have ever tried to hold back an insanely loud laugh and ended up making some stupid raspberry-like noise, copy this onto your profile.

If you smile/laugh when you're nervous, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely ticks you off when someone says being gay is "gross", then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone, when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

98 of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 that can't, post this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile

If you came up with a list of reasons as to why your letter just happened to have not gotten to you , copy and paste this to your profile

If you think JK Rowling should write a next generation story and/or prequel, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a Taylor Swift song you listen to for every single mood you have, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Dolores Umbridge annoys you so much you want to slap her every time she opens her mouth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you have a long profile, make it even longer by copying and pasting this to your profile

If you read this whole profile copy and paste this to your profile

99.9% of teens would die of an emotional breakdown if Facebook were to no longer work. If you are a part of the .1% who wouldn't care any less and still actually TALK to friends in person, copy and paste here.

Justin Bieber can sing. He does have talent. He is a little cute. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE!! He will NEVER marry you or have any interest in you. No need to go googly eyes on him people! Have some common sense!.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile! (They do! I know it!!)

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love love story from Taylor swift copy this into your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

HARRY POTTER SURVEY!
If you're as mad about the series as I am copy and paste this survey into your profile
then delete my answers and write in your own! (I did not create this survey)

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

Favorite Harry Potter book? Sorcerer's Stone because it was the very first and I think the most magical. Least favorite? Deathly Hallows because so many of my favorite characters died. Although I still love it more than almost any other book.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

My least favorite movie would be Goblet of Fire because I think the screenwriters ruined most of the plot and left out crucial information. At the risk of sounding cliche and repeating myself I would have to say my favorite is Sorcerer's Stone because it was the first and most magical to me.

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?

Hermione would have to be my favorite! I have always seen myself in her and, being a girl, I always loved that she was a strong and independent girl who made everybody else look good and saved their lives multiple times.

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?

This is gonna sound cliche but Dumbledore. Even though he wasn't the most trustworthy of people as we find out in DH, he was always there for Harry and always had the students safety in mind.

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?

Does Draco count? If not then nobody. I like Draco because he was forced into the life of a Death Eater. A child his age wouldn't be able to make these kinds of decisions and if it weren't for his dad I don't think Draco would have been in the position he was in the final movie.

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

The Golden Trio are my favorite. I know so predictable... I also love Luna though!

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

I would like to think Gryffindor... I feel I am pretty brave and loyal, however I might consider Ravenclaw too

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

No question about it the Order 100%

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

HARRY POTTER!!!

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Hermione or Luna

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

I think that if it made the movie better in anyway then it's ok with me

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

Probably a unicorn

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Of course she didn't help anybody and was absolutely annoying

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermione... It didn't really work but I had fun

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

I bought it...

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?

I heard about the movies first... I was in second grade and my friend went and saw it and told me about it then I read the books in second grade... THe librarian at the school wouldn't let me take it out because she said it was "too advanced"

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Every memory associated with Harry Potter is a good one

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubaxtons?

Hogwarts

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The Second Task

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I hated him! I thought that Harry was gonna kill him at some point in the book.. He killed Dumbledore!

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?

A little of both

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Accio and Lumos

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?

Devoted fan

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

The Epilogue is my favorite

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

Dobby's death... he shouldn't have died

Question 29: Would you join the DA?

YES

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?

No he was too focused on destroying the world

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Lily

Question 33: What would your pet be?

Owl or cat

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Grangers, or the Potters (by marriage)

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

Invisibility cloak... that was the smart brother who outlived the other brothers

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?

Ummm... probably Harry

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Ron Ron Ron Weasly!! Singing or song all day long at HOGWARTS!!!!!

Question 38: What would your patronus be?

An owl or an otter

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?

An owl or otter, or penguin

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

Sirius

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivander's

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

All

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

I don't think there should have been a triwizard cup! it was completely dangerous!

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

I don't think i could pick a favorite!

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

I dont think i would change anybody in the films

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

something plain and simple i dont dress up much

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

Too many to count

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

Harry/Hermione or Hermione/Draco

Question 50: Did you like this survey?

Yeppers!

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream. You thanked her by screaming it was the wrong flavor.

When you were 6, your mom paid for your piano lessons. You thanked her by never showing up to the lessons.

When you were 8, your mom went out of her way to allow you to have a sleepover at the house with some friends. You thanked her by screaming to go away and that she was uncool.

When you were 12, your mom bought you a cell phone. You thanked her by talking and texting all night to friends and never paying half of the bill.

When you were 16, your mom bought you a dress for prom night. You thanked her by never even bothering to try it on.

When you were 18, you graduated and your mom cried her eyes out for you. You thanked her by partying till dawn followed by a hangover.

When you were 24, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by going away to a farwaway place on a 'private' honeymoon.

When you were 30, you gave birth to your first child. At the same time, your mom called up saying she wasn't feeling well and needed some help. You said "What have you ever done for me?!" and hung up. Two days later, she died.

Your mom loves you no matter what. She will always be there for you. No matter what. But you should thank her by showing true appreciation, more than just a 'Thank you'. If you don't copy and paste this here, than I'm gonna guess that you won't care when you're mom dies.

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MY FAVORITE QUOTES: (BOTH FUNNY AND SWEET)

A boy gives his girlfriend 12 roses,11 real and one fake. He says "I'll love you till the last one dies"

~Anonomyous

(While Ron and Hermione are kissing) OI! There's a war going on here!!!

~Harry Potter

-Hey that's actually a good idea

-It was bound to happen sometime

~A friend and I

-Jellyman! Hey did you die?

-Sorry I was a little vague on the details

~Squirt and Dory

-I look like my Aunt Muriel, oh man I even smell like her too!

~Ron

-Boom!?

-Yes Neville boom... why don't you get mr. Finnegan to help you as I recall he has an affinity for blowing things up

~Neville and Professor McGonagall

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Blonde Jokes:

(don't be offended I'm a blonde too)

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park,
grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this
note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I
need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the
big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him
to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park
to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just
as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I
cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Did You Hear About the blonde who...?

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.