The Masked Avenger1hide bio
What can I say? I love Star Trek and Shakespeare and E-Z Cheeze. I sing all the time, and might make a movie this summer with some friends. I constantly read Entertainment Weekly (X2 is released on May 2!). This is one of my favorite quotes: " Reporters ask me what I feel China should do about Tibet. Who cares what I think China should do? I'm a f--ing actor! They hand me a script. I act. I'm here for entertainment, basically, when you whittle everything away. I'm a grown man who puts on makeup." -Brad Pitt quoted in Time, October 13, 1997. |
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The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Malasha's Evil Basement Talk Show by QueenTigris reviews
You know, I only just realized that I am sort of parodying my own fic. Weird. Anyone who read 'Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories' will know Belle who happens to come into this fic. Weird and random humor, lots of plushies, and also a tuna sandwhich.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2003
Turning Human by Krymsan-Dragyness reviews
Holly is Foaly's science project, when she loses her memory!!! Now she is Human and doesn't know who she is, or how she got there... What happens when she finds herself in the arms of Artemis Fowl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003