Whoa...! I have one of these?

This is where most normal folks put personal information. So why not?

Name: Adva or Jason. Prefer Adva, just cooler.
Age: Early 1986.
Sex: Male, though others may try to tell you different.

I won't bore you with occupations, because it's none too important. I've no current fanfiction works in progress, so none shall be listed. I am toying with a few however, but I've put nothing to the sheet yet. You're probably a better human being because of that fact. I've no life. Everyone says that obviously. It's true though. I'm simply working until I'm ready to return to school shudder. That's all I'll bother you
with. Enjoy.