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Forty Hours by AVeryPassionatePerson reviews
Keith is in a healing pod. Hunk is in the Kitchen. Pidge, for once, is asleep in her bed. Lance is with Coran, supporting Allura in her negotiations with the Blade of Marmora. And Shiro? Shiro is not okay.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by WonderPickle reviews
Hunk stumbles on the sight of Keith and Lance doing some very un-platonic things. Klance one-shot.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2018 - [Keith, Lance] Hunk - Complete
Milk and Sugar, and a Scone by sleapyGazelle reviews
3 times Lance didn't notice Keith flirting with him, and 1 time he finally did. klance coffeeshop au, barista!keith. Keith POV.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Cover to Cover by sleapyGazelle reviews
Keith is having a crummy day, when suddenly he feels a warmth from the soulmark on his shoulder. Things are about to get very interesting. Written for Potential Zine. Featuring original art by @starryrings (tumblr).
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2018 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
And Lance by manifestgold reviews
The Voltron library crossover no one asked for. Keith really doesn't want to leave his brother's basement, but that all changes when he meets Lance. Beautiful, happy, amazing Lance. Lance has a lot of problems of his own and Keith needs to help him out once and for all. klance/shatt
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Complete
Salvatore by littlecannoli reviews
Veneziano doesn't do anything but lay around naked and tease Germany. gerita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2017 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan - Complete
In Which Shadows Are Unexpected by WriterGreenReads reviews
"Nico appeared right next to me, as if the shadows had darkened and created him. He stumbled, but I caught his arm. "I'm okay," he managed, rubbing his eyes. "How did you do that?" "Practice. A few times running into walls. A few accidental trips to China." OR Nico actually ends up meeting a certain Chinese nation through shadow-traveling shenanigans.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Nico A. - Complete
Acceleration Waltz by TwiGo reviews
AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,984 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Germany, America]
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Query into the Subject of Nations by natcat5 reviews
Nation: Referring to the anthropomorphic personifications of countries, special administrative regions within countries, micronations, regional territories with strong cultural independence, provinces, prefectures, and other nation-state subsets not yet identified.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
He's American, Sherlock by GenderBender25 reviews
"I can only explain it like this," he turned to look Sherlock in the face and said very seriously, "he's American, Sherlock." Or, i woke up one morning and was like, 'Oh! cool idea' Rated t for slight swearing, a dead body, and brief mentions of sexuality. Also: this is CRACK! Kind of...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - America, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sun Never Sets by Stelra Etnae reviews
It was a meeting that was fated to happen sooner or later, for such was their tangled destinies. Called to the palace for a meeting with the Queen, Ciel and Sebastian encounter a mysterious nobleman who is much more than he seems. (Now with sequel "The Sun Will Rise Again")
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., England/Britain - Complete
Mr Perfect by D3athz-C4lling reviews
After another fail and fruitless meeting, some of the nations demand that England change America to act accordingly and proper. England does just that with a spell and now the world will be a better place right?…Right? Contains smart!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America - Complete
Footsteps by TwiGo reviews
Friendships happen by chance. A normal encounter in the city draws Ludwig into one of those dreamy, fast-moving life experiences that are usually found in the movies. Two brothers and lots of glamour and a chance to feel normal. But, just like the movies, sometimes things don't play out like they're supposed to. Devastating genetics sometimes come hidden in cheery packages. AU. FFI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Coming True by FishwichForMyLove reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Until The War Is Over by Talibra reviews
It's always a shock, meeting your country for the first time. Especially when you're meant to be leading them during WWII. World Leaders of WWII and Allies and Axis centric, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 228 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You Sunk My Battleship! by LittleBlueNayru reviews
England is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
To the End of the Universe by EverythingIsMagic reviews
The year is 2650. Many things have changed, but just as many remain the same. America and England, for example, still hate goodbyes and love each other. Non-AU Oneshot. USxUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,923 - Follows: 8,809 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete