Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

Ed makes the same mistakes over and over again. Ed POV Later RoyxEd

Roy sees something he wants but isn't sure how to get it or even if he can have it...leave it to Ed to clear things up for the Flame Alchemist

Which is more like Alphonse's eavesdropping log. Or his diary. Either way, he gets to write down everything he wants to about Ed and Winry. Other stuff too. But that's what happens when you ask your younger brother to write a book about your pregnant wife

Ed & Al begin a new life after returning from Germany ... Elricest! More pairings/characters later on. Rated M. Yaoi, don't like, don't read.

A funny spoof on the relationship between L and Light at a radio talk show called "Yaoi Talk".

Alfons is more disappointed about Munich's Oktoberfest being cancelled than Ed things is appropriate--but when the real reason for his mood comes to light, Ed decides to make it up to him. EdxHei fluff, humor, angst and crossdressing. M for implications.

Edward is not good with women. He is not good with children. So please join the Fullmetal Alchemist on his new life of ups and downs. Something far more complex than the gate itself. Marriage...! EdxWinry /Warning:Edo will often get off topic...Tsk tsk.

Random oneshots that will either melt your brain from the stupidity andor make you fall to the ground in laughter! It's sure to make you laugh or...screw it, if you don't laugh, you have no sense of humor! Chapter 23: Happy Purkey Day!

You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!

Ed and Roy are the guests of a radio talk show with me as the host. A little pardoy poking fun at myself:

Ed's got the hiccups, and it's driving everyone insane. Just how will they stop them? Can be seen as RoyxEd but isn't really meant to be. Rated for language.

How far will he go for the right price? Hei/Ed.

Alfons was fine, he was OKAY, and it could only go up from there. Edward Elric x Alfons Heiderich

A collection of Elricest drabbles.

Small short stories about the two Elric brothers, and how much they love each other...but isn't that a sin? Elricest, yaoi. [[Sweet stories, Fluff]]

Neither Edward nor Alfons can be trusted to prepare for their first date on their own. Luckily for them, Noah's there to help, because otherwise there would have been a lack of pants.

For Rowan and Sakura's fanfiction, Darling. Elricest, fatherly fluff, and overall cuteness. Edward and Alphonse knew that raising a child by themselves would be difficult, but they didn't know it could be so much fun...