[M-Rated] A collection of one-shots based around the Haruka x Gou pairing. Fluff and other stuff. But mainly the other stuff.

Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

After Edward left, Bella is goaded into attending a boat party in Seattle. Sounds fun, right? But now, she has white hair, pale skin, and a heartbeat so slow it almost can't be detected. Also, she has a constant hunger for human brains. Who said parties can't be life changing?

A collection of drabbles and scenes of Once Upon a Time characters set at Hogwarts. This is a Captain Swan fanfiction, with Killian Jones cast as a Hufflepuff.

He inhales and straightens himself like he's gathering his confidence. "May I beg one off you, Jane?" Her smile is so big it hurts, and even though they're sitting in the Pig, she counters, "Under all this?" He smiles back at her and touches his hand to the dimple in her cheek. "You remember."

"I cast my affections into the fire to rise in smoke, not to be trampled on like ashes." Canon until 2.22

Written for Snowells Week: Day 1 - Alternate Fandoms

Domesticities and Proposals for Marriage. Tomione. AU. Just a little One-Shot.

He was a monster and manipulative and his morals left much to be desired, but at least he was warm... A Beauty and the Beast inspired, Stockholm Syndrome-y, morally questionable Tomione one-shot for Pumpkin's Tomione Day.

Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn't recognize James Potter's face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he's on tinder, and he's definitely hitting on her.

Hermione liked books. She liked books and tea and the soft sound of rain tapping glass. She liked all of those far more than she liked people. She spent her evenings in sitting in her favorite armchair with a book in hand and her nights out wishing she was in that armchair. Then she met Tom Riddle. Nonmagical AU

In which Sousuke Yamazaki believed that the world was ending and confessing to Gou Matsuoka was his priority.

He was so used to the loneliness of the dark, her light almost blinded him. (Caitlin/Hunter Zolomon, set before the reveal)

"You'll never forget me. Won't you, Caitlin? I'll always be with you." At the time, she hadn't realized it was a promise he fully intended to fulfill from beyond the grave. Caitlin/Zoom. References up to S2E20. A what-if scenario for the end. Originally one-shot, becoming chapter fic in the future.

From the moment Mary Sue Poots discovers a letter from her mother revealing that her father is Tony Stark, she knows nothing is ever going to be the same again. Beginning a few months before Iron Man and going up to the present, Daisy struggles to live, never mind live as Iron Man's daughter.

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

"It's not that I don't want to," she murmured against his skin and collar. "I'm scared." There. She had said it. (Cath/Levi first time)

She had no qualms about attending a wedding alone. And even if she did, she certainly wouldn't want to bring her boss—her attractive, intelligent employer who also happened to be some sort of mafioso. Tomione. M for a reason. Long one-shot. In which Tom is a part of the mafia, and Hermione knows.

"James looked at her and she felt like her skin had suddenly caught fire. 'It's got one hundred percent, absolutely nothing to do with your essay.'": Featuring professor!James, student!Lily, and both parties' abandonment of better judgment. L/J. AU smut edition.

Nozaki and Sakura go to an ice rink to do some research for the holiday chapter. Because Mamiko and Suzuki-kun aren't Olympians, Nozaki. (A Christmas present for me from AO3 writer LadyFeb29)

A series of drabbles and vignettes. [SouGou]

She needs to get him as far away as possible from the village before things get out of control. And they will. She can sense his emotions boiling, an angry swirling red, and without a word, Rey turns around and runs. (Sex Pollen, Incest, hints of Dom/Sub) Part 2 of Hearts Like Firestones Series

"This is how it always goes." Gansey swallows and rasps out, "Ready to tempt fate then?" gansey, blue mistletoes

In the aftermath of moving into the loft, Adalind and Nick are struggling with the new living situation and their relationship. How do you fix something that was never whole to begin with? [Nick/Adalind, post-5x03 'Lost Boys'.]

Oneshot, AU. Set in the universe of my old Tomione fic, "The Scientist." Tom cannot believe he has been blackmailed into attending the department's Halloween party. Things only go south when he runs into his most brilliant student.

Illya has 99 problems and most of them were created by Gaby.

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

Five times Gaby depended on Illya's height, and the one time he depended on hers —

Gaby puts her rudimentary knowledge of Russian to good use.

"This was like every other night. This was normal. Except it wasn't. Not when merely a room away, Blue Sargent was residing in Noah's bedroom, probably asleep by now and blissfully unaware of Gansey's raging inner turmoil. " gansey and blue and all-nighters and working on his henrietta model and movie marathons and cuddling.

Illya lets something slip. Gaby takes advantage.

She is not supposed to be there when the Indominus Rex hatches. But she is the first thing it sees when the shell breaks. She never wanted to be a mother. Suddenly, she is.

"That was the thing about Rachel Elizabeth Dare. When she decided to do something, she never complained about the outcome. She never complained about him." [Oneshot. Apollo x Rachel.]

Gou only meant to return Sousuke's coat, but the night ended up lasting longer than she expected. Set after the Eternal Summer special. SouGou.

How PG-13 turned into R

"Tessa and Cecily exchanged a wary look before Cecily sighed and dried her hands on her jeans, "Soph, no one comes in for four weeks in a row for our burger special. I'm sorry but they don't."" / Waitress!au where Gideon is a regular and Sophie just thinks he is there for the Monday night special (he's not just there for the food)

She sighed again, although this time it was with annoyance. Not towards Kou, but towards herself. Lately her thoughts had been more scrambled then usual, especially around Kou. It was like her brain went into overdrive whenever he was around her!

I've seen a lot of gsnk fics that address a possible first kiss for Nozakura as him trying to practice as reference for the manga, which could work that's totally fine, but I sort of wanted to take that idea and maybe try and make it a bit different? Fluff. First kiss. Nozakura. Nozaki x Sakura.

:AU: Running away with your brother and his band of famous, but obnoxious rockstars isn't all it's cracked up to be. Fame is a dangerous beast. Wild and unpredictable. And so is Jace Herondale. But how can you love a boy that's desired by millions and acts not quite human? -Clace- R&R?

He dreams of her now, of those scarlet red lips that he cannot seem to look away from. / Cartson.

Claire Redfield had truly found herself so far down the rabbit hole that was one of Albert Wesker's cryptic games that she was down and in its dark depths with the man himself. [Oneshot set prior to RE4] [Cover art: mylin-san of DeviantArt]

He meets Agent Peggy Carter the moment she walks into the bullpen, all eyes on her, with those perfectly set heels and polished form. / Cartson, one-shot.

"I am not the kind of man who'd let such a beautiful young lady like you walk in the dark, all alone." Definitely true, the truest of truths, straight from the bottom of Mikoto Mikoshiba's too-large, too-fragile heart. (Or: in which Mikorin falls for Chiyo.)

Kotoko and Noaki and have a difficult day at work and they go home and let off a little steam...

Quando Robb ganha tudo, e Myrcella precisa adaptar-se à sua vida na Fortaleza Vermelha. - TRADUÇÃO

Rin hadn't realized his baby sister was so desirable. So, like any good brother would do, he takes it upon himself to save her from any potential heartbreak. 'Operation: Find Gou a Boyfriend' is underway. Oneshot. HaruGou, with a side of Rin being an adorkable loser.

Olicity Hunger Games AU where Felicity is the tribute and Oliver is her mentor. Prompt from a tumblr request. Oneshot.

In which Gou discovers Sousuke's presence is rather pleasant... during a thunder storm.

"Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are." -Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

A what if scenario where Jon Arryn does not find out about Cersei and Jaime and ends up living. Robert does not go to Winterfell and ask Ned to be the Hand of the King and Sansa does not get betrothed to Joffrey. In which King Robert Baratheon summons the Starks to King's Landing for a masquerade in honor of Princess Myrcella's four-and-ten nameday.

Two ancient races of supernatural creatures that have been warring each other for centuries. But despite the fact that they are sworn "blood enemies", the Lady and the Chauffeur are determined to make their own rules. 2-part one-shot written for Halloween.

:Dark Halloween One-shot: When Clary is poisoned by a demon, she tumbles into a nightmarish version of Wonderland. A place where Jace can't save her and monsters reign supreme. Monsters like Jace. -Strong horror-

"Lily, I don't, um…" James shrugged, almost shyly. "I don't fancy you anymore. I've grown out of it. And I swear I'm not going to pester you to go out with me anymore." Lily isn't used to this new James Potter, who is mature and completes his work and doesn't fancy her. However, a night of drinking with Sirius shows Lily that his feelings towards her haven't changed completely.

Edward Swan começa o ano com a esperança de que tudo iria ser só alegria em sua vida. Série nova na Escola, namorando a garota mais gostosa de Forks e quem sabe ele não seria finalmente transformado em vampiro! Sim esse é o seu ano, e quem sabe, dessa vez a Sra. Gertrudes desmontava! Poderia ser um bom ano afinal. Mal sabia ele que as coisas poderiam piorar e muito...

"The last thing I wanna see after a long day is your bare ass from the top bunk." Rin puts his duffle bag on the floor at the foot of the bed and drapes a towel over his wet hair. "Are you jerking it, Yamazaki!" /sougou\ PWP *smutty goodness*

Managing one is already something, but managing two is a completely different story.

Peeta is a famous erotic poet who sends readers into a tailspin with his verse. When he moves to Katniss's university hometown, she finds herself at his front door, hoping to get a critique of her story. One-shot. Modern AU. Written for the s2sl charity.

Over the 4 months it took to save Henry, Emma and Killian had 4 times in Neverland and once in Storybrooke, each accompanied by a different feeling. Desperation. Anger. Jealousy. Passion. And finally - Love. Captain Swan. 5 part series.

Elsa always hogs the shower in the morning and Jack's running late for work. The solution? Join her, of course! (Jelsa, smut, ONESHOT)

Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.

Eily poderia imaginar como os elfos estavam inquietos com a presença dela ali. Não era tola a ponto de achar que qualquer humano era bem-vindo em terras quase sagradas... Poderia jurar que o Rei Elfo a mandaria para casa no momento em que ela conseguisse respirar com menos dificuldade.

Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)

I wished Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell was longer, and I really wanted to see what Cath's first time with Levi would be like, so I wrote it. This is my first time writing something like this, so please don't judge me. I'm serving you a lemony coffee with this fic ;) LEMON LEMONS

The very thing that brought them together eventually drove them apart.

James and Lily brew Amortentia together—and nothing happens. Lily thinks she's officially gone forever numb, James thinks the dungeons smell like a swamp, and everyone concludes they're both idiots. Everybody's daft in love.

In hindsight, a road trip with your step-brother and his best friends in Gansey's dying Pig is not an ideal way to start summer break. AU.

Já imaginou se os marotos e as garotas soubessem cantar? E que o excêntrico Dumbledore acabaria por abrir um coral na escola? Isso acontece por aqui, e entre desavenças e amores, eles usam a música para expressar seus sentimentos. Crossover! FINALIZADA.

Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?

:AU: For Clary, the sheltered life of being a Morgenstern is the most agonizing thing in the world. The strict rules, the lack of freedom... it's not a question of if she will go mad, it's when. Luckily for her, she discovers a welcomed escape named Jace. But how do you handle a boy that's as deadly and dangerous as the beasts he trains. -Clace- R&R?

To every generation of Crawley women, there is a witch born. Unfortunately, that witch is Sybil, and she is without a doubt, the worst witch the Crawley family has ever seen. All she wanted to was to create a love spell for Edith, and get Sir Anthony to fall in love with her. She didn't mean for the spell to work on his new chauffeur! Or to become Branson's object of affection.

Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

Tessa was the new girl - who had to learn social ranks fast. At the bottom, there dwell the geeks and the nerds. The middle class men. The populars. And at the top... The Shadowhunters. Gideon Lightwood. Gabriel Lightwood. James Carstairs and... William Herondale. And Tessa absolutely detested them. What do you do when your worst enemy becomes interested in taunting you?

Twilight characters in the Dead Like Me Universe. (Don't need a knowledge of DLM) Isabella Swan thought she could get away from the life that was planned for her. What she got was a death that would be repeated far more than she ever wanted. Saddled to follow around the one that killed her in the first place, she does her darnedest to make the most of her afterlife.

"There?" he whispers in her ear and, sure enough, he feels her grip tighten. - COMPLETE! -

Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.

Their relationship can never be normal, but they have each other and normal is overrated anyway. Claire/Wesker. Companion pieces to Running Up That Hill.

See, the potion could not – would not – turn blue. No, because if it did, and it wouldn't, then Hermione Granger – very much unattached – would be pregnant. With a Weasley.

Molly Hooper's relationship, or whatever it is, she still hasn't been able to find a proper name for it, with Sherlock Holmes started out with a favor. Flash forward years later and she wonders if he knows that this particular favor will finally be the one to kill her.

Não há bem sem mal, nem prazer sem preocupações. Porém, o mal é um ponto de vista.

Não poderia negar, eu já estava com quase vinte e um anos, e nenhum homem se aproximou tanto assim de mim além de Jacob. Alistair parecia não ter noção de distância, e invadia meu espaço pessoal sem realmente se importar com isso e sem se dar conta do que estava fazendo.

A Lizzie Bennet Diaries fic - when Lizzie is at Pemberley's new years party, she and Darcy find themselves alone in his office for the countdown to midnight. (Previously posted under the name I'm-Draco's-Girl)

Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe. Set after episode 31, Lizzie and Darcy spend an awkward evening alone together in Netherfield - at least, Lizzie finds it awkward, Darcy was thrilled to spend some time with her. A story about sticky toffee sauce, sexual tension, aubergines and ringtones ... but mostly sticky toffee sauce. (Previously posted under the name I'm-Draco's-Girl)

Emily wants to see what Nolan's learned with all of those boxing and karate lessons. Smut/vague spoilers through 2x02

Sookie gets a call from Eric during the daytime, and he confesses to some naked drunken behavior. Looks like that cheeky Viking's been on the fairy blood again!

Olympus, after Hera's exodus. Companion piece to 'stung by the light of the sun'.

Iroh goes hunting for tea leaves and finds something...interesting. /Zutara week, day 1/

Harry stared at him for a moment, blinking. "You really don't know?" "No!" Ron said, beginning to sound annoyed. "Of course not!" Hermione shook her head slowly, smirking as her eyes met Harry's. "Well...he'll figure it out eventually." Just a one-shot about each time Harry, Ron and Hermione go to pick up their kids from Platform 9 3/4. Rose/Scorpius, Albus/OC

Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.

The mob has left the castle grounds, but Kim hasn't. Can't. She returns to Edward in the attic, and passions are explored. Lemon, NOT smut...really.

A short Rose/Scorpius piece: "It's a vicious circle, and these are deadly games. But neither can stop." WARNINGS: EATING DISORDER & SELF HARM & SUICIDE REFERENCES

She wakes to soft kisses down her back. O/s. Mini-lime.

A collection of ficlets for Maddy/Mark for the 'Friday One Word Fic Challenge' over at the TerraNovaFanfic LJ Community

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Mark and Maddy christen their new home.*For the TN ficchallenge Sin/Saint Valentine Challenge*

Being sexy is really hard, Annabeth discovers. Especially when you have a kelp-headed son of Poseidon for a boyfriend. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic. Rated M to be safe.

Alicia walks in on Mark and Maddy, now she has to deal with that image when around Jim.

Ele seria um homem bonito, caso não fosse todo recortado. No entanto, Piper sabia qual beleza era a mais importante. Lit/Piper.

She thinks she knows everything about music. He's about to teach her. A St. Berry forbidden romance.

AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.

A proposta, no início, era pintá-lo nu. Ninguém esperava que ela desvendasse a sua alma. Mas ela o fez.

Public Display of Affection; how Warren and Layla officially became a couple.

Eric appoints a very important task to Pam. Pam, ever the faithful sidekick, sets about researching and teaching her Maker how to date a human. More specifically Sookie.

The story of their friendship was never meant to exist. Enemies, perhaps. Indifferent acquaintances at best. But something more? Never. Rose and Scorpius, however, don't seem to be able to stay away from each other, no matter what they do. One-shot.

When Jace and Clary try to make each other jealous. Post City of Glass. :

Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.

What happens after the celebration in COG. rated 'M' cuz its a lemon duh! lol R&R and plz enjoy! -Now downgraded to a One-shot.

It's all too perfect when their eyes meet, and all too familiar when it doesn't last. Some people are doomed from the start.

Noah "Puck" Puckerman is in a relationship. – The Gleeks have questions.

Five drabbles about the two Hogwarts Founders most unlikely to even coexist, let alone fall in love. But love they did. Helga Hufflepuff/Salazar Slytherin.

The heat does funny things to Margaret... like make her want to get her husband naked. Blame bunnyreader for this one... PWP ahoy!

Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.

Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.

[UA] Lily, Sirius, Remus e mais duas amigas moram juntos numa república da Universidade de Hogwarts. Uma vaga está sobrando e James Potter é selecionado para ocupá-la. Mas depois da vinda desse maroto para a república, muita confusão começa a acontecer!

Clary plus Jace plus soap. Complete/One-shot. Written before COFA.

Austria never wanted a family. The idea was pointless. Until he met his little girl. His little, human daughter.

A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.

This wasn’t her real life. It was imaginary, fake. A world made up of broken dreams and promises. Nightmares left behind and replaced with cold comfort in the arms of an enemy. Claire/Wesker

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

One bad decision can turn into the worst night of your life in a split second. How you handle it afterward is what makes it all worthwhile. Warren/Layla.

Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...

Boy meets girl. Boy throws girl out window. Boy kidnaps girl and wires her to explosives. A story in which The Joker and Rachel have some philisophical discussions.

Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Remember episode 8 when Haruhi told Kyoya he has nothing to gain by sleeping with her? Yeah, well.. forget about that.This is a story where Kyoya gave into temptations which will cause a whole lot of trouble for the both of them. KyoHaruhi

Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?