Just as it says. a ton of random sexy funny and just plain ridiculous drabbles of our favorite couple! :3 Update: Oh dear god, I'm only keeping this around because so many people liked it. I don't write like this anymore I'm so fucking sorry.

This is the place where Ed/Win lemons with a satisfying plot live ** This Story is Now Complete! My expansion on the lives of Edward and Winry after the manga/brotherhood anime.

"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...

Edward needs his mechanic in more ways than one. Might not need an M rating. But gets one just in case. Animeverse with CoS considered Canon.

When Alphonse is murdered, Edward goes insane and Winry dies in an attempt to save him. With her blood on his hands, Ed's sanity returns and he realises that he loved her; Will the distraught alchemist take his own life? Angst, angst and more angst.

Part 1 of an ongoing series. Sometimes, the best things happen out of sheer accident. No pieces of automail were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry. Lemon. Overused plothook.