Through the power of analysis, logic, ACTUALLY READING, and EVEN MORE LOGIC, I have deduced that Eridan was the only hope of every character in all of Homestuck and he was fucked over by the game and especially by Feferi and all of his friends and the majority of the Homestuck Fandom. So warning if you read this essay you might sit in your shower crying and your mind blown.

Eridan Ampora was just a normal guy with extremely high standard, and insane beliefs for someone his age, but what happens when he meets an actual mermaid that makes him question his beliefs? Read and find out!